Penname: Voldemort rocks [Contact]
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i love to write poetry, i'm trying to get better, I like to right about the dark side, those inner feelings
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 05/25/05 Title: None

I love it!

 

Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall. (A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11364 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/16/04 Updated: 01/12/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 11/28/04 Title: Chapter 4: V.I.P.s and Unexplainable Madness

alas a good story that makes me laugh

Author's Response: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. ;)

 

Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 933 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/22/04 Updated: 11/22/04


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 11/28/04 Title: Chapter 1: One

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHx10000000000

Author's Response: Thanksx100000000000000000000000000000000!!!!

 

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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 02/05/05 Title: None

Well.. thats was okay a little odd, it only made me chuckle lightly maybe it will get better!

Author's Response: Voldemort rocks- Thank you for reading my story and reviewing it! What do you think I should do to make it more funny? I'm always up for suggestions so if you'd like to give me any email me at AragornsREALgirl@aol.com Thank you!

 

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Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 11/28/04 Title: None

i really liked it. you give an interesting perspective of Ginny's Life

Author's Response: thanks

 

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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 11/28/04 Title: None

i'm sorry, but i thought it could go without the cuss words

Author's Response: Hey you can't have a good spoof without some curses here and there!

 

The Reason by krazycase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: This is a song fic based on the song of same title by Hoobastank! It is the story of how James and Lily fell in love. Yay! 500 reads!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/26/04 Updated: 11/26/04


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 04/06/05 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

WAAAA! " Sniff" I need a tissue, YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING WRITER!

Author's Response: *blush* oh thank you!

 

Vampyr by Zetera
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 99]

Summary: A tale showing excerpts from the life of Tom Riddle as he became Voldemort, and Severus Snape in his double agent role. Both of these tales are linked by the Vampyr.

This fic is totally wrong now since the release of DH and I find it completely annoying at this stage as it was written so long ago, well even before it was published on this site. But some very nice people liked it at the time, so it's staying up.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse

Word count: 15547 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 10/21/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 01/26/05 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three: Broken

Once again awsome!

Author's Response: Yay! Thank you!

 

Summary: "He knows the prophecy,Potter." Lucius' sneering voice traveled through the darkness. "The full prophecy, and he's waiting for you." After Hogwarts; Harry is about 29. Not really that dark at the beginning, but there will be a few character deaths by the end. Lots and lots of action and general but-kicking.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 21926 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/04 Updated: 07/31/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 12/26/04 Title: Chapter 1: Message

really good

 

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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 12/26/04 Title: None

WOW!! KEEP GOING

 

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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 05/23/05 Title: None

Don't worry, It was great. I Love voldemort humor fics. But i ask how did you get it to be posted with 428 words?

Author's Response: I have no idea either, this is something me and my freind wrote taking turns for fun, we didn't even think it was gonna get posted, we just made another chapter that should be coming in soon...but i dunno..

 

Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 01/25/05 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three: The Postman Always Rings Twice

OMG that is soooo funny. I LOVE MARSHMELLOWS( dang it i spelled it wrong) Do u like them?

Author's Response: Well....to be honest...(looks around furtively before whispering)....I don't really like them. They're ok on their own but I don't like them when they get soggy in drinks, you know? I'm really glad you like the story though - YAY!

 

After it ends by krazycase
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: This is a song fic based on the song Holy Water by Big and Rich. Draco's POV after the war is over.

Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1517 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/08/05 Updated: 04/03/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 04/05/05 Title: Chapter 1: After it ends

OMG I WANT TO BALL! I love that song. i love your writing, i love draco.

Author's Response: awww, thank you! check out my other stories!

 

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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 01/25/05 Title: None

I LOVE IT!!!!

Author's Response: That's Great!!! :)

 

Summary: Sirius Black, the most saught after male in the history of Hogwarts, has just had another successful friday night...but the girl he's with is not who he expected (one shot, rated for implied sex and some language, total humour!!!)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1077 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 01/29/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 01/30/05 Title: Chapter 1: Sirius's Worst hangover ever...

wow, i could have imanged that funnier

Author's Response: how? Look, I don't mind, but you could have at least told me what you didn't like....*scowl*

 
Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 01/30/05 Title: Chapter 1: Sirius's Worst hangover ever...

wow, i could have imanged that funnier

 

The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 02/06/05 Title: Chapter 2: Why you shouldn't eat powerful wizards off the dinner table

that's really funny, i never imanged Godric to act like that awsome job!

Author's Response: thanks! I'll keep updating!

 

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Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 06/01/05 Title: None

I love it!

Author's Response: Thank you!! :D

 

Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 04/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?

I love it, It's so funny!

 
Reviewer: Voldemort rocks Signed
Date: 04/30/05 Title: Chapter 7: Quiz time!

I LOVE IT! Sniffles, it amazing

 
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