Hi everybody! Wow I've been on Mugglenet a long time now and still haven't managed to write anything. How pathetic is that? Well, I have an excuse! I'm working on a story right now...It's on its 31st page!that is a big accomplishment for me...
So anyway. About me. I take hiphop and tap classes, I play the viola, and i like reading, writing, and drawing manga. My favorite manga series' are Full Moon and Ultra Maniac. My favorite book series' are Harry Potter (duh), th His Dark Materials trilogy, and the Uglies-Pretties-Specials books. I love Avatar ( i'm rather obsessed). Yay season three! its awesome so far...
Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape – to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?
cool! plz update. So funny!!!!!!!!!!
oh i love that! thats hilarious. spinach...yummy...
Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...
plz update! i added this story to my faves! and what is ur novel about?
Summary: Having a problem with a boyfriend? A girlfriend? Are those pesky Lubkin Snapzits bothering you? Luna Lovegood is here to help. An expert in all fields, ranging from pest control to homework help to wild emotions, Luna knows all.
Luna Lovegood, after her ordeal in Hidden, goes on to become an advice columnist of the Quibbler, using personal experience to teach desperate, helpless souls what she knows. Read problems submitted by members of MNFF and even suggest one yourself!
Chapter One - Destroyer of Pretty Girls
My little sister never stops talking. When i put a silencing charm on her, my parents took away my broomstick for a month. What can I do to make her shut up?
Soon To Be Deaf
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
I LOVE THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pleeeaaaassssse update!! harry is a real jerk. i like it! ;)
Author's Response: I love jerk!harry >> Lol. I\'m glad you like it Thanks for reading
awwww! so cute. she reminds me of my baby sis...she's seven.
Author's Response: Awww how cute! XD Thanks for your review.
They've taught together and lived together, but can their relationship survive the secrets that they've been keeping?
Some surprises are not all that they're cracked up to be.... A story of heartache, passion and anger, told in reverse chronological order. HGSS
okay i am very confused ... but i was always confused during the harry potter books so it ok! and how on earth did harry and draco have kids? ...although i like that couple too...
Summary: Lucius Malfoy is most infamous for being excessively proud of his ancestry and for his disdain for Muggle-borns. But what if he received a letter that changed everything? Takes place during OotP, and it's AU.
Contains snippets of humour.
For the "Dreams" challenge in the fanfiction beta boards... I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
oh wow...sucks to be lucius, doesnt it? that should take him down a notch...
Author's Response: That\'ll show him, hehehehe.
AHHH! AHHH! please tell me this means draco didnt almost kill dumbledore...i've always felt so sorry for him...
Author's Response: Draco did NOT, in fact, almost kill Dumbledore. I will eventually write a sequel about the Malfoys\' life on the \'good\' side as narrated by the still-bratty Draco... I have so many projects, though!
Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
hehe. now you have to update or i will shave your cat.
Author's Response: shave my cat and you\'ll have to write your own ending.
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ADD MORE CHAPTERS!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM WAITING! IT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very funny! plz update
Summary: Harry Potter learns how his parents got together...in the most unexpected way. Can't say anymore for fear of giving too much away. A bit of AU, ( all right, I'll admit it, a lot) and the sexual situations warnings for a little bit of kissing. The rating is for sexual innuendos. R&R!!
ermmm... odd ending. but funny! and lupin and tonks in pyjamas... *shudder*
Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 68]
Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
Schmergo, you are a genius. please write act 2! i love phantom of the opera! i cant wait for what harry sings when sirius dies!
Author's Response: Awww, thanks! I think it\'s fairly obvious which song he sings, though... you\'ll see soon enough!
Believe In Me
i cant wait for Past the Point of No Return!!!!!!!!! thats my fave.
Author's Response: Thanks! My personal favourite was Prima Donna, but Point of No Return is another one of my faves, so hopefully, you\'ll enjoy that one!
Summary: For Andrea's fabulous August One-Shot Challenge - the trial of Lucius Malfoy. It probably has more Muggle influence than wizarding, but what can I say - I'm a huge Law & Order fan.
I am Phoenix5225 of Hufflepuff, entering for participation points only. :-)
heeheehee! FIRST REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ha! thats funny. just wondreing... did morris ever do anything w/ narcissa???