I'm a 16 year old sophomore living in the state of Oregon. I've been a Harry Potter fanatic for about 8 years now (which is half my life, and it makes it even harder to believe that it's finally over). I love writing fanfiction, and do it, not only for Harry Potter, but I have done a couple for my favorite show, Scrubs. Fantasy books, are my personal favorite genre, though it's not the only one I enjoy. I can like a lot of different books, if they can manage to keep my attention.
Harry Potter Favorites:
Book: Prisoner of Azkaban or Deathly Hallows, I can't honesty decide which I love more. =]
Movie: Prisoner of Azkaban
Character(s): Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Fred George, Sirius, James, Lily, Lupin, Luna, Neville, Dumbledore
'Ships: Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny (yay for canon!), James/Lily, Lupin/Tonks
Characters You Love To Hate:Draco and Lucius Malfoy, Snape, The Dursley's, Voldemort (a.k.a.- He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or You-Know-Who)
Books/Series: Harry Potter (obviously), Warriors, Eragon, Eldest, Guardians of Ga'hoole, Series of Unfortuate Events, Chronicles of Narnia, Twilight
Movies: Harry Potter (of course), Garden State, Little Miss Sunshine, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, Finding Nemo
TV Shows: Scrubs, Will & Grace, That 70's Show, Malcolm In the Middle, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Futurama, Frasier, Seinfeld
Bands: blink-182, Simple Plan, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Maroon 5, Panic! At the Disco, Weird Al Yankovich, This Providence, Say Anything, Snow Patrol, They Might Be Giants, Stroke 9, Sum 41, Boston
Summary: Severus Snape had just suffered the most humiliating moment of his life... or had he? The nickname Harry should have seen, worse than Snivellus. (language warning!)
Ahahahaha...I could not stop laughing at that last line. xD
Mean..? Yes, but it is Snape after all.
It's not as if he didn't deserve that.
Summary: After walking in on a snog-session between Ron and Hermione, the Weasley family takes it upon themselves to inform them about the birds and the bees. One-shot.
Glad I'm an only child, so I don't have to have those..ehh... talks with like 10 people.
I guess I can look forward to that with my parents though..
*rolls eyes, and shudders at the thought*
Yes..ermm..getting back to your story..it was very funny.
Charlie was hilarious. xD
And of course Fred and George too, as usual.
It was a bit..okay, more then a bit...disturbing at the way that Arthur was describing it. *nervously laughs*
But then again, the rest of them HAD to get it from SOMEWHERE! Haha..
Summary: The time has come for Lord Voldemort and his archenemy Harry Potter to duel to the death. But things don't quite turn out as planned.
That was brilliant! xD
I ESPECIALLY loved Ron's line of turning "medievial."
The semi was very ironic, but this is a HUMOR fic, so I suppose irony should be expected...(now isn't that a weird oxymoron). :P
Summary: Ron is so obviously in love with Hermione. But they'll NEVER get together at the rate that he's confessing his love. Fred and George decide to speed the process along a bit...one-shot ficlet.
When I saw that it said "Fred and George" in the decription, I knew that I just HAD to read it. xD
That was short, sweet, to the point, but most of all...FUNNY!!
I just cracked up so hard at this part:
“All of that soft hair that just begs to have hands run through it…”
“Those gorgeous brown doe-eyes…”
“Pink pout-y lips…”
“That body--” Fred’s eyes traveled…south.
"Fred!” George cried out in mock outrage. xD
Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall.
(A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)
Wow..that was random.
So funny though!!! xD
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 720]
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
Wow, *takes a minute to catch breath* I could not stop laughing. xD
My paresn thought that I'd gone insane.
Summary: Ron accidentally takes a potion to free him from his every inhibition - with 'interesting' results. Will this finally be the push that makes him reveal to Hermione his true feelings? Not so much fluffy as funny.
That was really funny! xD
I thought that it was hilarious enough when he took that love potion in HBP, but you did something that I found even more funny. :P
Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.
I choked from laughter. xD
When Cher came in, I was all like "WTF?"
Summary: *one-shot* Ron reflects on the girl he's loved for so many years. He's finally gotten up enough courage to tell her, but he's convinced himself she's so perfect that she'll reject him. A risk he's willing to take to behold her one last time.
Well-worth the time it takes to read it. It's not that long anyway. Please R&R.
Aww..the poem was so sweet. ^_^
I was smiling the whole time, as I read it.
I loved this story.
Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.
I could not stop laughing at parts of this. xD
Wish it were a bit longer, but do like how you ended it.
Summary: Bearing in mind the events of book 6, this story now no longer fits into the overall plot of Harry Potter. However, I shall continue to write it regardless, keeping it as a separate story. Therefore, please remember that it will not be influenced by book 6. It's the beginning of Harry, Ron and Hermione's seventh year at Hogwarts and change is in the air. Unfortunately, Ron seems to be the only one who doesn't sense it.
Hahaha..the end of it was so like Ron.
"Hermione, What are you doing?"
Gimme a break. Even I thought that, that sounded pretty stupid. xD
I'm glad that it did have some humor in it. It made it all the more enjoyable for me.
Some fanfics just get right to the point, and it's..boring!
But your's was awesome! ^-^
Summary: Ever wonder why Tom Riddle turned evil? Well, here's the answer. Written by my friend Jenna and I
Arrgh! I know how he felt. I hate those stupid things. xP I want to smash them sometimes.
Anyways, that was really funny.
"Nooo!!! My precious!!!"- xD
Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
Wow *out of breath from laughing*..I can't even tell you how much I loved that. I kinda wish that, that would happen to me in real life..xD
My fave part was when it showed that everything was going to the Slytherins.xD
The ending was sooo perfect! I could just imagine Malfoy's expression. To sum it all up, just plain hilarious!!!
Oh yeah, BAGELS!!! XD
Hahaha..I could not stop laughing at that!
My eyes started watering, as I imagined him actually saying that, and I had to stop for like a minute to calm myself down, and keep reading. XD
Author's Response: Thanks!
Summary: It's nearing Valentine's day, and Hermione falls asleep in the common room again. When she wakes, she finds a gift and a number of notes from her, 'Secret Admirer'. With the given clues, will she figure out who it is, and will he be the oh-so-special-one she dreams of it being? Everyday, she receives a new clue, and everyday, she comes closer to figuring out who it is.
~* By Vicky (hermioneclone12) and Nickle. GUYS!!! The last chapter is up!! Enjoy!!
A bit obvious that it was Ron, but still...I did like it. I started cracking up so hard when I read the bit about the ferret (I know it was in the previous chapter, but I like to review the entire story as a whole). Great job! ^-^
Summary: Meet Jazz, a budding fanfiction writer. Now meet Leah, her ex-best friend who believes she has written the best fanfic ever! Has she? Well, you'll have to read to find out.
Wow, that was very random...but it was very funny too. xD
Summary: *ONE-SHOT* After carefully observing (ahem) a row between Ron and Hermione, Fred and George concoct an evil plan...and a pie. A sniff of Harry/Ginny and, of course, the odor of pie.
Classic Weasely twins moment. =D
That was very random, but it made it all the funnier. xD
Author's Response: Thanks. Speaking of random: a fat kid running across the street shooting airsoft guns.
Summary: What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out...
Very expected ending, but it was still very funny. xD
Summary: This is a spin off of the famous child star countdowns. It is the famous child witch or wizard countdown. Where are they now? What made them worthy of the countdown? Fellow witches and wizards are on hand for one-on-one interviews about the famous witches and wizards.(pre-HBP)For those that have been wondering about the sequel, info can be found on my profile page
To get straight to the point: That was very funny. xD
Harry's comments were my faves.
Author's Response: thank you, im glad u enjoyed it =)
Summary: For anyone who's read LOTR's "Very Secret Diaries" or "Bridget Jones", here is Harry's diary (thus all the fragments) for what happened in year one.
Hey, December 10th, 1991!
That's seriously the day I was born! :P
Anyways, to get back on track, that was so funny! It made Harry (or perhaps Daniel, not sure..maybe Dan's gone crazy, thinking he's Harry Potter, who knows?) sound like an egotistical git, but still...frickin' hilarious! XD