Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.
oh my gosh *hides* that's funny and scary and... wow
Summary: Ever since HBP and the famous interview with Jo conducted by Emerson and Melissa, there have been thousands of ideas and fics about Severus Snape and Lily Evans having some sort of romance. But Lily wasn't the only female in Snape's life...nor is the only type of love the romantic kind.
This is the story of someone else who has a connection with Severus, and how they have been, and still are, affected by him: Selena Snape, his sister.
"But I did...and I'm living with it. Because that's what we do...live with what we've done, live with our mistakes, the life we've made for ourselves."
She finally figured it out. I was seriously about to throw something at her. I love your characters, and you captured Severus perfectly, too, even in just the letters in the beginning. This was wonderful!
Author's Response: *giggles* Yes, she did figure it out. Thanks for the nice review! :D
Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
Oh, wow. That's exactly how kids learn to live and stuff. From what their parents say. This was very, very well written. (I'm hoping the little girl wasn't meant to be Hermione?)
Author's Response: *Does a happy dance* Aww, thanks! I\'m so glad you liked it. (The girl\'s not Hermione. Technically, she\'s my little sister!)
Summary: Parody of the song 'Frosty the Snowman'.
This was originally written for the Winter Tales' second challenge, A Christmas Carol Parody.
Hahahaha! That's sooo funny! Or it's really late and I'm very much too amused. Nah, it's great.
Author's Response: Thanks very much! :)
Summary: Behind her pretty face lies an even prettier tongue used carefully, charmingly, milked to the last drop.
Narcissa wears a mask of lies and dances through life. One-shot.
Beautiful. It's so wonderful to see that Narcissa really is more than what she seems.
Author's Response: It is, isn't it? She's quite fascinating, if you spend time getting to know her in your imagination ;)
Summary: Draco has lived a dull, solitary life under the Dark Lord's rule for the past two years. One night Pansy Parkinson steps into his life, changing everything he knows. Draco/Pansy one-shot.
This was written originally for wendelin the wierd's First Year Romance class, as the final assignment for that class.
This is beautiful! I love how you've given the characters more depth than most other writers may give them credit for.
Author's Response: :D Well, Harry may not think they have any depth, but c\'mon, of course they do. Thanks!
Summary: Sitting in his office one summer, Albus Dumbledore has come to a conundrum. But what is the problem he has? What decision will he make? What might Professor McGonagall think of this momentous verdict? And, far away, what will be the reactions of those it affects most?
There’s only one way to find out ...
This is so totally awesome. :) I love love love the house-elf bit. Dumbledore is the best matchmaker in the world, too. Lol.
I think I've read this story atleast three times this past week. It's just too entertaining.
Author's Response: =D Glad to be of service! Thanks very much for reviewing, I\'m glad you enjoyed it - I ike the Kinky/Kooky/whatever her name is bit, too!
Summary: Harry Potter learns how his parents got together...in the most unexpected way. Can't say anymore for fear of giving too much away. A bit of AU, ( all right, I'll admit it, a lot) and the sexual situations warnings for a little bit of kissing. The rating is for sexual innuendos. R&R!!
Hahaha! I'm seeing scenes from "Much Ado About Nothing" flitting through my brain. I'll probably find out soon, but was that your inspiration? (Personally, it's my favorite.)
Author's Response: Well, no, but I love \"Much Ado About Nothing\" and Benedick\'s and Beatrice\'s relationship at the beginning, so I decided to do that with Natalie and Sirius. It so suits them, don\'t you think? Anyways, thanks for the review!
Summary: Selina, a third year Slytherin wakes up one day to discover she is bleeding. Convinced death is imminant, there is only one person she can talk to- her Head of House, Professor Snape.
Hahahaha! Poor Snape. Being Head of House has its disadvantages, apparently. That is funny.
Author's Response: But Snape is such a good HoH! Thanks for the review!
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Hahahahaahahaha! That's way too amusing. I think I want some ice cream now, too.
Author's Response: ^_^ Thanks! Everyone says that about wanting ice cream... think I should send this to Ben & Jerry and see if they want to make a commercial out of it?
Summary: Her spine curled against the base of the tree, she watched the bird perched on a branch above her head carefully. Its bright yellow feathers seemed to glow slightly in the dark, its small beak opening and closing in endless chatter.
“Silencio,” she whispered, aiming her wand at the little creature. The bird’s twitters quieted, its beak parting in silence now. She needed the thing muted for the next step, the more important one, otherwise neighbors may come intrude. And that was the last thing she wanted.
That's chilling and brilliant.
Author's Response: :D I\'m glad you liked, thanks for the review!
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Hmmm... the first review I typed disappeared. (Still have to get used to this site, I guess.)
Anyway, I think you've got something excellent going here. I've always thought Petunia had more to her, and I like how you've portrayed that! I'm excited to see what else you have in store.
What caught my eye to this story was the title -- I thought of a similarly titled story once, and hoped the last book would be called that.
(PS- I hope you can find some way to get that horrendous first review removed!)
Author's Response: Merielrose: I\'m glad you liked the first chapter---there\'s another one up now, and a third in the queue as we speak. I, too, always wanted to see a bit more on Petunia, so it was fun to write. Similarly, with the title...well, let\'s just say that I hope you won\'t be disappointed. :-) As to the first review, well, there will always be people like that. I\'d prefer to believe that you and voldyvolvol are more representative of the crowd here on MNFF. Cheers, Ian
Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
Cute, funny... freaking brilliant, too. dear sweet draco... lol.