Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).
That was great!
Summary: Challenge #4- for Hufflepuff house.
The inspiration for this version of "12 Days" is one of my favorite xmas tunes "The 12 Pains of Christmas". At the end of each stanza, the lines in parentheses are Harry's musings on the gifts of that day. I fixed the 8th day, thanks everyone!
This is hilarious! Oh my god you have a talent! To be able to write something this funny is a gift! lol it was great!
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Oh.... My.... God.... that was hilarious!!! i was laughing so hard!!! Great work! Who knew that ice cream could be so deliciously malicious? ( I personally like Mint Chocolate Chip :D It's glorious that flavor...) amazing! loved it!!
Author's Response: You would probably buy Volde-mint if itwas really, then! ^_^ I\'m so glad you liked it! (And yes, I never look at ice cream the same way after writing this.)