Penname: Madam Puddifoot [Contact]
Real name: Zainab (pronounced Zay-nab.) I am also known as Zainy-pops (Do NOT ask!) and, for some bizarre reason, CocoZainyExterminater... Again, do NOT ask!
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♥ . x . X . x . M A D A M P U D D I F O O T . x . X . x . ♥

Greetings, Earthlings! I come in peace.

I am simply a day-dream prone, chocoholic alien from Planet Mars. I have been sent by my people to investigate the human obsession with a boy named 'Harry Potter.'

MISSION OBJECTIVES

- Write romance fan fiction stories for this rather lovely website.

- Watch Harry Potter films using a very useful machine known as a DVD player.

- Irritate members of the human species by pretending to be an imbecile named Lord Voldemort.

- Mourn the tragic death of Severus Snape.

- And eat chocolate, of course.

I will see you soon, my Earthling friends. For now:

Goodbye!
Ciao!
Adios!
Hasta La Vista! (baby!)

xXx

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You Were Mine by Secret Lily
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary:

As James is ready to propose to his girlfriend of one year, he wonders why a certain red head's face pops into his mind. One-shot.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2848 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/26/05 Updated: 04/26/05


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: You Were Mine

Oh my God! Where's my Kleenex?

 

The Safe House by smokeline
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 62]

Summary: Ginny is pregnant...danger/hilarity ensues.

THIS WAS FINISHED BEFORE BOOK SIX. Therefore, there are some inconsistencies with canon.

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 7118 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
05/15/05 Updated: 07/31/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 5: A Debate

This is great... and Draco/Ginny is really original! Update soon?

Madam P
x

 

Photograph by Secret Lily
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 57]

Summary:

Harry returns to Godricís Hollow looking for strength and finds precisely what he needs to carry on. Post-HBP one-shot.



Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2119 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/10/05 Updated: 08/10/05


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Photograph

It wasn't horrible at all - that was lovely. Very very sweet.

P.S - You're a bit of a James/Lily fan aren't you? Lol

Madam P

x

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

One word. Beautiful. x

 

Mistakes by Pearle
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: St Mungoís is a very busy place. And mistakes do happen. Try explaining that to Severus and Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1546 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/06 Updated: 06/04/06


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Mistakes

Brilliant. :) Made me grin like a lion. x

 

Forgetting to Lock Up by grape_2010
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: One-shot. Lily is getting antsy waiting for James to propose, but when he finally plans to, she almost gets killed first.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 2844 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/06 Updated: 11/21/06


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Forgetting to Lock Up

Awwwwwwwww.... sweet!

 
Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Forgetting to Lock Up

Awwwwwwwww.... sweet!

 

Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5213 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Let the Game Begin

AWWWWWWW! Yay.

Author's Response: Thanks!

 

Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: One morning, Harry Potter wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive, and Neville now bears the scar. Things are different and Harry finds that heís starting to like that the weight of the world is no longer on his shoulders. Unfortunately, Neville may not be able to bear that weight, and Harry has to make the decision about whether or not to allow an unprepared Neville to face the Dark Lord and complete the Prophecy, or if he should accept the responsibility again and finish what he set out to do.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 43764 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
01/09/07 Updated: 07/28/08


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Home

Interesting... I like it!

 

Summary: Ron and Hermione have a heartfelt talk about what used to be when Ron discovers that she is dying. Will they get everything sorted out before the time comes? Or, will the time even come? The couple finally realises that a life and death situation needs love; no matter how hard the odds are of overcoming it.

This was written as an assignment for Roxy Blackís class, OWL-Level Romance, for the Spring Term of 2007. I am in Hufflepuff!

Categories: School Assignments Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1876 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/27/07 Updated: 03/28/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Oh my God. Oh my God. OH MY GOD.

I feel like crying. I'm out of my head. Oh my God... :(

This touched my heart - it's really amazing... thank you for such a beautiful story.

Author's Response: Aw, you\'re welcome. I\'m glad you liked it so much. ~Lindsey :)

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryOne-Shot, no ships, mild violence, some strong language, slight suggestion of alcohol abuse.



Sirius Black has been locked away in Azkaban for twelve years, only to escape and be locked away again in the house of his father's, locked away with only an unrecognisable friend and haunting memories for company. The memories can never be erased, the guilt can never be forgotten. But when you have lost everything there is to loose, there has to be something - someone - out there to gain.



a good friend can comfort you...a great friend can understand you...but only a true friend can bring you back

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 2607 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/22/07 Updated: 04/29/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Memories Of A Traitor

This is brilliant... you have a way of writing that just captures me spellbound. One more story to add to my favourites list! x

Author's Response: spellbound! Yay! :0 you\'re the first person that\'s said that about me, lol. Thankyou! glad you liked it

 
Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Memories Of A Traitor

This is brilliant... you have a way of writing that just captures me spellbound. One more story to add to my favourites list! x

Author's Response: :D you\'re ace, thankyou!

 
Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Memories Of A Traitor

This is brilliant... you have a way of writing that just captures me spellbound. One more story to add to my favourites list! x

Author's Response: he he, you\'re posted your review three times, sugar. Lol, I don\'t mind thought - more reviews! :) Thanks for reading :D

 
Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Memories Of A Traitor

Oh yeah.... Sorry about the triple reviews... Dunno HOW that happens! Gr8 story anywayz...

Author's Response: lol no problems, just gives me extra reviews!

 
Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Memories Of A Traitor

Oh yeah.... Sorry about the triple reviews... Dunno HOW that happens! Gr8 story anywayz...

Author's Response: he he... you\'re funny :P

 

Changing the Past by PEMDAS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 429]

Summary: Harry would give anything to have his parents back...what if he got the chance to? Harry, Ron and Hermione get mysteriously sent back in time to when the Marauders were in school, and Harry attempts to alter history. Can he get his parents back? Or will he only end up messing up the future forever? (Note: Rating and Warnings will change in later chapters, while the first few chapters are very mild.)

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 50437 Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/24/07 Updated: 11/13/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 13: Requests

I feel sick. I really, really, really feel SICK.
How can you do something like this? Bring me a bucket!

Apart from one of the most disgusting ships imaginable, the story all in all is very good. Keep going, mate, and don't take my vomit comments personally. ;) x

Author's Response: Aww, she thinks my story is sickening...*pouts* Just kidding! I knew when I wrote this part, I would get some negative feedback, but don\'t worry...I\'m going somewhere with this. I hope you\'ll stick with the story, and in a few more chapters, you\'ll understand. Thanks for R/Ring!

 

Fidelity by Furry Little Problem
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: The untold story of the Marauders. This fic follows the Marauders from twelve year olds to sixteen year olds, and tells the tale of Remus's furry little problem, how Sirius, James and Peter became Animagi, Sirius's "practical joke" on Severus, how they got their nicknames, how they wrote the Marauder's Map - everything!

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Dubious Consent, Violence

Word count: 6527 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
05/14/07 Updated: 12/08/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/14/07 Title: Chapter 13: Requests

Hiya! Can I ask you a question?

Assuming you said yes, the question is: What happened to that story 'The Taste of Blood on Your Lips?' You know, the one about Sirius and Lupin... ahem. Was it a one-shot? Have you deleted it? Where's it gone? I really liked that story and I came back to search for it and... it wasn't there. :( Where did it go?

Author's Response: Aaw, sorry! I took it off to re-vamp it! It will be back, promise! Just bare with me - I\'m making it better, I personally didn\'t like it lol. Forgive me! *hugs*

 

The Choice by Sarakime
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen Harry, Ron, and Hermione arrive at Spinners End shortly after 6th Year looking for Horcruxes, Hermione makes a most shocking discovery: Draco Malfoy, dying into the shadows of the abandoned house, alone and helpless. She is faced with a difficult choice - should she leave him to die, or actually help him?





Written for the final for From Fluff to Fanfiction OWL Level class. I am Sarakime of Slytherin.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2209 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/16/07 Updated: 05/18/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is brilliant. The description of Draco Malfoy inside that room... that gave me goosebumps, it was amazing. Are Draco and Hermione going to fall in love, get married and have babies? What about Ron?

Either way, I love this, so update soon! Ta x

 

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Rated: [Reviews - ]

Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 09/05/07 Title: None

Hi there! You favourited one of my stories so I thought I'd come along and review yours. Anyway, here's the reivew: I thought this was absolutely brilliant! The emotion in your story is just fantastic. I can like, literally, feel my heart aching for both of them. Update soon! x

Author's Response: Well, yes, I loved your story! So great! Anyhoo, thank you sooo much! The sad thing is, my computer broke down and I had writted five more chapters for this fanfic and it was all lost with the computer. I was so aggrivated that I just gave up, I\'m trying to start up again, but it might take a while...sorry, guys! Well, thanks again! I love to know that I am making an effect on people because I love when people make those special effects of me! Thanks a load!

 

As the Light Fades by rita_skeeter
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: At last, his grinning face came into the light as he threw himself onto the grass beside her. He leant down so that his lips were almost touching hers and whispered, 'You made me come a damn long way this time.'

Secrets dance through whispered words...as the light fades.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1535 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/15/07 Updated: 07/15/07


Reviewer: Madam Puddifoot Signed
Date: 08/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Shadows

Three words.

Oh. My. God.

That was amazing and really beautifully written - had me spellbound.

Author's Response: Thank you very much! I\'m thrilled thought you felt this way.

Author's Response: *I\'m thrilled at the thought you felt this way. [Too overcited, me!]

 
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