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Name: Lilah-Grace Chaplin, but you can call me Lils..
Age: Old enough & wise enough not to put my real age!
Sex: Yes, please!
Nationality: British & proud! Don't we just produce the BEST literature (plug for HP there me thinks!)
Favourite Harry Potter: Every time there is a new one released, that becomes my favourite, so atm it's HBP, but I'm sure come the arrival of DH, that will become my favourite! CoS is the HP I like the least, not sure why..

x__My James/Lily Philosophy__x
This song by Maroon 5 really reminded me of James & Lily's relationship while they were still at Hogwarts, before she took the plunge and agreed to go out with him, from James' POV..


You build me up
You knock me down
Provoke a smile
And make me frown
You are the queen of runaround
You know itís true

You chew me up
And spit me out
Enjoy the taste
I leave in your mouth
You look at me
I look at you
Neither of us know what to do

There may not
Be another way to your heart
So I guess Iíd better find a new way in
I shiver when I hear your name
Think about you but itís not the same
I wonít be satisfied Iím under your skin

Immobilized by the thought of you
Paralyzed by the sight of you
Hypnotized by the words you say
Not true but I believe anyway

So come to bed itís getting late
Thereís no more time for us to waste
Remember how my body tastes
You feel your heart begin to race


Dontchya think?


I love James Potter, I think he's probably the ideal man in many respects.. I'm a sucker for a prankster with a cheeky grin!


Harbouring a secret adoration for Ron Weasely, don't tell Hermione!!


Cannot stand mis-spellers, bad grammar/syntax, slow updaters!



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Who Thrice Defies by TwinSuns

Summary: Voldemort is after Harry Potter, a boy "...born to those who thrice defied him...". But ever wonder what Lily and James did to defy him thus? This is a story about passion, both love and hatred. Follow James and Lily through their 7th year as they unite as Head Boy and Girl, ultimatly fall in love, and deal with the rising Dark Forces and the feared Dark Lord. Final chapter up!
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/09/07 Title: Chapter 10: Things Could Be Worse

I'm loving it so far! Hate to be pernickety but Regulus is younger than Sirius & James..

Do You Believe in Love at First Kiss...? by The_Heir_of Gryffindor

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Every story written about the Marauders has always been the same. Pranks, love, mischeif...But, what if there was another side to all of it? Another side to the fun? James Potter finds out sooner then expected that reality isn't just a bedtime story. It's real. And it's haunting him. How can he live out his days in Hogwarts as a regualar teenager when things start happeing that are beyond his control? Not to mention, the love he possess is slowly being taken from him...

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/02/07 Title: Chapter 7: A Secret Told

Oh good God, I have just re-read this after reading some of the reviews, and if *that* was supposed to be sex, then, well I'm worried about James because tbh, it really didn't last too long..

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Head Boy?!

I'm sorry, your story has promise, but it is absoloutely unbearable to read due to your clumsy syntax and unforgiveable spelling. I mean, what prospective author mis spells 'wiper' which by the way DOESN'T have an 'h'.

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 3: An Unexpected Turn

I find your writing a struggle to read and very child-like. I think this is generally to do with the repetitiveness which makes it more effort to read, therefore it becomes boring. An don't do JKR the injustice of spelling her house names wrong. It's 'Slytherin' for future referance.

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 6: The War Begins...

You can't apparate inside the Hogwarts grounds!! You are as bad as Ron & Harry! Read Hogwarts: A History!

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 8: Some Startling Reveilences


Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/01/07 Title: Chapter 9: "Nikita who...?"

McGonAgall...PLEASE stop offending me like this!!

The Princess and the Prat by DanielRadcliffeandMe

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •

30 July 07: Chapter 15 up and runnin'!! Eventually, 16 forward will post. Thanks you guys - and yay Deathly Hallows! No Spoilers, but definite cannon!!!!!

Even Harry wondered how in the world the obvious loathing Lily felt for James could have turned into a marriage. How could they have loved each other? Well, if this ever bothered or troubled you in the slightest, look no further! 'The Princess and Prat' picks up around the time of the Pensieve Scene in book 5...

Read "The Princess & the Prat" to find out how it all began!!! Also posted on HPFF.com, with over 1110 reviews.

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/15/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Nightmares are Real

Mmm.. I see what you mean by AU cause Lily's parents didn't die at the hands of Voldemort, they just..died. But a lot of fics do this so it hasn't upset a 'purist' such as myself too much! I am really enjoying this fic so far, so keep it up!

'Yes' by nat089

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: James Potter usually accepts dares without batting an eyelash. However, this time, while he’s on a dare, he's also on a personal mission. But first, he’s anxiously waiting for Lily to turn up. What does Lily have to do with this dare? And what will she say when she finds out?

(One shot)

[Author's Note]
Before you start commenting that the dare was unromantic, please please read the 2nd sentence of the 4th paragraph. I clearly state that "James was steeling himself to do SOMETHING HE WANTED TO DO VERY MUCH EVEN WITHOUT BEING DARED TO". In other words, the dare was the catalyst, not the cause. It only served to spur him into action; it didn't give him the intention of doing what he did (I'm trying not to give out spoilers here, so read to find out what - though you can probably guess ;)).
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: 'Yes'

He asked her to marry him for a dare- how un-romantic?!

The Pigeon and the Phoenix by Marauder by Midnight

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Consumed by her thoughts, Lily pours them out to a friend, only to find the wrong person hear them. Or is it the right one? One-shot.
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Pigeon and the Phoenix

Erlack! To sickly. Nobody talks in metaphors like that!

Lily and James, A Love Unfolding by lupinslover

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This is just to people to let you know, I changed the title of my story from Lily and James an Undying Love to Lily and James, A Love Unfolding. yeah after a year the title looked cheezy...so I changed it!

This story starts when Lily Evans first moves to a new neighbourhood. One that just happens to have James Potter, and his three unruly friends. Lily is invited to James' 11th birthday, where (little does she know it) she does magic. From then on, she is carried away in to the world of magic, and learning about things that could have only existed in her wildest imagination.
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/14/07 Title: Chapter 8: Surprises and Disappearances

Sorry, but it's a bit tedious to say the least.

Author's Response: Hum? what do you mean?

Stronger Together by Pevensies_Pensieve

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Lily never thought she'd end up with James. James didn't realize just how much he cared for Lily. As they grow closer together, they realize just how much they need each other as times grow hard under the rise of Lord Voldemort

Just one more chapter guys! It's nearly finished, I just have to get in the last chapter after this next one (ch 9) is approved before the cut-off date for Deathly Hallows. Hope everyone has enjoyed it!
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/08/07 Title: Chapter 8: Will Your Drink Be all Fizz?

Oooh.. Hope your last chapter is validated before the site closes! x

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/22/07 Title: Chapter 10: Stronger Together

Aww, I enjoyed that, it was cute.

Harry Potter and the Beginning of the End by Ozma333

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: POST HBP. Harry, Hermione, and Ron start back at Privet Drive for the beginning of the last adventure. A story about the love and friendship needed to end the final task.

Begins with what we know will happen in Book 7 and delves into what we hope will happen...(Warning added due to some slight content in Chap. 5)

UPDATE: CHAPTER 11 IS POSTED... (Some content may be considered...harsh...you have been warned!)

Thanks to everyone who keeps reading and thanks for all the reviews!
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 11: Riddleís Orphanage

Please update soon!

My Deliverance by TwinSuns

Rated: Professors • Past Featured Story
Summary: Voldemort's rising reign of terror, NEWTs, death attempts, a Headship, a tangled affair with James Potter, hilarity, grief, love, secrecy, maddness... it's almost hard to believe that I've survived to graduate. I am Lily Evans, and this is my 7th year.
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Six: Intrigue

It's very subtle. I like that..

A Potter, an Evans, and a Longbottom by MarauderWannabe

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: ďThanks a million, ummÖ sorry I donít know your name,Ē she said.

ďItís okay, because I donít know yours either,Ē the boy said half-laughing, as Lily giggled.

James has done the one thing Lily was afraid of: James breaking her heart. Lily is now trying to convince herself that she doesnít need James, but when her attempts fail, she decides to give him one last chance. Contains a notebook, a white lily, and some poems that you will never forget

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Umm I'm pretty sure I WILL forget thos poems. At least I hope I do..

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Umm I'm pretty sure I WILL forget those poems. At least I hope I do..

An Honest Deed by inconceivablypunched

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily is sick of pranks and lies. James is love-sick. She doesnít believe the excuses given even when itís truthfulÖthis time around. He could be categorized as dead if he didnít breathe, move and sleep- though, he's only done those last two under limits. Itís up to his friends, the Marauders, to get them together and for once, do an honest deed. Thatís what friends are for after all.

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/22/07 Title: Chapter 2: Pranked

Err what a lil rapist.. I'm sorry bt I dnt fink tht the Slytherins wuda confesed to wht theyd done to Lily x

Author's Response: *AHHH* Attack of the ChatSpeak. Sorry, it annoys me. What did the Slytherins confess to doing? I don\'t remember them confessing anything, actually.

Author's Response: why not? people are cocky...anyway..they have a \"master plan\" so why would they care if Lily knew what they did..?

Someone To Watch Over Me by MagEd

Rated: 6th-7th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: 2009 QSQ Awards Winner for Best Chaptered Canon Romance

Before the chosen one was ever born, his parents had to meet, fall in love, and defy Voldemort three times. Easier said than done. Things were never easy for Harry Potter's parents, but it gets a whole lot harder when Death Eaters kidnap Lily. This is the story of Lily and James, the trials they face, and how James finally wins Lily's heart. (pre-Deathly Hallows)


“I’ll always protect you.”
Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/07/07 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 15: The Doubt That Brought Faith

It wont let me read it... Is that supposed to happen? I want to read ch15!!!

Author's Response: It hasn\'t been validated by the administrators of the site -- they have to approve every chapter before they post it. It shouldn\'t be too much longer now . . . !

Reviewer: StodgePoopin Signed
Date: 07/05/07 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 14: Put on Your Poker Face

Just read the entire story. Why leave me hanging like this? This is the only fic I have ever actually liked- no lie! I'm hooked! Please update..like now!! I LOVE YOU.

Author's Response: Thanks very much, you\'re making me smile! I really will try and update quickly!