Penname: 1coolmuggle [Contact]
Real name: I don't feel like telling a buncha people that could be potetial stalkers my name, so you can just call me..... Buffy.
Member Since: 03/26/05
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Status: Member
ok, for anyone who didn't figure this out:
That thing about "mugglenet" being my website is a joke. Disclaimer: I don't own mugglenet, just two profiles and two stories on it. Like, if I were Emerson Spatz, would I have a profile under "1coolmuggle"? And would I read books like "The Princess Diaries" and stuff by Meg Cabot? I sure hope not.....

Mugglenet status:

Two chapters of "Hermione's Stalker" are up on my other penname. Check my profile out as "MrsHermioneWeasley". I share it with one of my friends, Megret. We have one story on there so far, and one we're in the process of writing.

I have FOUR stories up here (yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!) so check out "The New Girl." Yeah, I know, EVERYONE has a story with a foreign exchange student. It's really overused, and i felt hypocritical while writing it. But it's a huge part of her charater.

It's a romance fic, but it's definetly not just about romance. I put it under "Various Pairings" because if I put it under any certain category, that would give it away! It could be Ron/Hermione, or Harry/Hermione, or Harry/Ginny, or Ron/Luna, or Hermione/Draco- no, wait, I'll assure you now it's NOT Hermione/Draco.

Mugglenet's never submitted a fic after only two days! They're getting good!

Oh, and everyone wish good luck to "Oppungo"! She's trying out for the role of Luna Lovegood in the fifth HP movie, and from what I can tell, she already knows her stuff about acting and theater. Good luck, *****! (The name was edited out for the same reason I don't put my name on this site.)

Ok, on to the not-really-mugglenet-related stuff:

I love Buffy The Vampire Slayer! WOOOOOOO!!!!! Best show ever! I also love the following shows:

Bones -status: New episodes on Tuesday nights at 7:00 on Fox.
Supernatural -status: New episodes on Tuesdays at 8:00 on WB.
Alias -status: Only five episodes left. Oh, yeah, and VAUGHN DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL VAUGHN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY, REALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT JUST, LIKE, SYDNEY STABED HIM AND LEFT HIM ON THE GROUND, CUZ HE SURVIVED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL VAUGHN (who's really, like, Andre Somethingorother) IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Tru Calling -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Smallville -status: New episodes Thursdays at 7:00 on WB.
Veronica Mars -status: New episodes Wednesdays at 8:00 on UPN.
Tru Calling -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Commander in Cheif -status: New episodes on Tuesdays at 8:00 on ABC
Law & Order, Law & Order CI, -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
CSI -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
Without a Trace -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.

I also love to read! And since I like lists.....
Top 3 Awesomest Authors Ever:
Mary Higgins Clark
Lois Duncan
Caroline B Cooney
Jenny Carol/Meg Cabot

I dunno quite where JKR fits on this list, cuz she doesn't have a lot of material for me to use to decide, cuz she's only written one book series.

Bestest songs:
1. Love and Memories ~OAR
2. She Says ~Howie Day
3. Because of You ~Kelly Clarkson
4. When I'm Gone ~Eminem
5. Perfect Situation ~Weezer
Ok, those are the very best songs in the world. But I also like a bunch of bands. I'd say my three favorite bands are:
Green Day
Fall Out Boy
The Killers
And there are also the other good songs that just didn't make the top 5. They are:
Mr. Brightside ~The Killers
Dance, Dance ~Fall Out Boy
Dead On Arrival ~Fall Out Boy
Basket Case ~Green Day
Enjoy the Silence ~Depeche Mode
Sugar, We're Going Down ~Fall Out Boy
Tiny Dancer ~Elton John
Baby It's Cold Outside ~Liz Phair

Favorite Movies:
Sixth Sense
I, Robot
um........ There are more, but i sure can't think of them.

Things That Make Me Angry/Sad This Week
1. ALIAS!!!!! First of all, I'm still mourning the loss of Vaughn. Did Jennifer Garner really have to marry Ben Aflack?!?!!? And, alright, 3 out of 8 of Sydney’s good friends she’s had over the course of the show are still here and alive. And not in a coma. I think that’s pretty sad.
Dixon, Rachel, and Marshall- Still alright (thank Goddess...).
Vaughn- He was shot a million times through the chest.
Nadia- In a coma. Again. Cuz she woke up, then went back into a coma. This is her THIRD COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny- He died on the first episode of the first season.
Will- He's in the Witness Protection Program.
Francie- Shot in the head by her clone.
Weiss- He moved away!!!
Oh, and, I guess, Noah Hicks. She killed him.
2. I'm vegetarian now, which is great, but ever since I went veggie, in the middle of the day (like during science or PI) my stomach will start growling. Literally. Loudly. I get the weirdest looks.
3. I'm ALWAYS hungry, and I don't want to be always hungry, because then I'll eat too much.

U no wat? One of my friends (Megret) goes on this site a lot. OK, Megret, if ur reading this: Hi. VAUGHN IS DEAD (this is in case you weren't listening in gym) DEAD, I TELL YOU, DEAD!!!!!!!! So, wake me up when September ends, okay? Yeah, I think I was the only one who laughed when Ben said that. Probably, since it was a pretty dumb joke. I love dumb jokes! Like: What do you get when you cross a snow and a car? A snar!Somebody told me that Meg have a boyfriend, who looked like Kat's girlfriend, that she had in February of last year. It's not confidential, Ian's got potential, Rushin'a Rushin' around! Cheesehead. Cub's fan. SLACKER! :-p
Can I have a sip?
I'm pregnant.
Hey, remember "Pet"? Well, Marissa brutally murdered him!!!!!! She tore him apart, limb from limb! Er, leaf from leaf! More accurately, she ripped all of his leaves off! So, first it's Mikasa that she's kicking with all her strength, then she's ripping Pet apart..... I'm afraid to get a new item of endearment (I'm not sure what that means, but doesn't it sound fancy? Like something you'd put on a wedding invitation?) but I think my next one will be a stress ball.

Oh, one more thing. To ANYONE reading this profile, I need to recommend the author "Oppungo." Her story "Dear Dumby" is so funny!

Okay, well not 'bye' yet. I have to add something about Hailey. Her penname is JoeysPizza456. She actually has, like, never ever ever been on ths site, except for when she made her sn, though. W/e.
Hailey- Okay, u better get this. It's an inside joke, and if u don't, I'll be angry:
Reading at sleepovers
Das not a pig!
Hailey's 'sexy' slide to the kitchen
"Is that clear?" "Claratin clear!"
H- Oh my God, who would want to go to the library on a Sunday?
A- I don’t know!
H- I mean, seriously! Who would stand outside the library door on a Sunday waiting for it to open?
A- A bunch of nerds.
H- Exactly!

hahaha. I’m sure there’re more.....
If u have no idea what I'm talking about, don't be surprised if u wake up in China having been missing for two years.

Ok, NOW I'm done. Peace out! XOXOX
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Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1034 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/14/05 Updated: 03/14/05

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 04/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: THE SCAR

OMG, if I was JK Rowling, I would totally end the book like that! Way awesome how u used examples from other books 2 prove ur theory!


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 07/07/05 Title: None

Okay, the second I read this, I hated Ronald Weasley with such fierceness that I wanted to scream. Then I remembered that it was fanfiction. Very good, well written, and i got so into it, which is a sign that its REALLY awesome!!! u get a nine!


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 07/28/05 Title: None

Hay! dude, wait! um, hello? do u remember how u told me in like 5 emails that Lifetime was gonna come first and finish off where this started? unless, like, Lifetime would be a prequel... ok, now i've made myself happy, time to cheer!

Author's Response: Yah Lifetime is a prequel... I decided that in the end. YAY!

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 07/28/05 Title: None


Author's Response: you really should go out for the cheer squad next year

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 07/28/05 Title: None

so, did u like my little cheery thingy? ok, now im gonna copy/paste that into an email!

Author's Response: wonderful, can't wait

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 10/12/05 Title: None

omg, have u seen becca's new sig? "This is clearly not a book. It's a murder weapon. This is clearly not a chair. It's a murder weapon. This is clearly not a ruler. It's a murder weapon. -Jake Devoy" omfg!!!! lol!! now, i didnt submit a review yet, because I edited your WHOLE SEVEN CHAPPIES during my carride to Florida. remember what I said about "Duftown." Two F's, overpopulated with lizards.


Summary: Tonks remembers the night so clearly, the night he had died and the war was still to be fought. poor Harry, he took it hard, but even as they were all upstairs in the hospital wing, Tonks managed to despair about her love. Her love which will last forever. No matter what.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1362 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/14/05 Updated: 08/14/05

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 10/16/05 Title: Chapter 1: True Love Will Last Forever

very cute- i luved the ending! T/L are cute together! And I loved the way you wrote it! u got a 10!

Author's Response: 10! Yay! Thank you! xx


Dream Walking by Roxy Black
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Harry has been waiting for over a week to leave the world of the muggles once more. Dumbledore is about to arrive and new adventures are bound to begin. This story runs directly aside HBP, think of it as missing scenes. What mysteries are held within the moments JK missed? How about these...

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2042 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
09/12/05 Updated: 09/12/05

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 10/10/05 Title: Chapter 1: I can trust these two with anything...

i LOVED it! You've got great style, and i was really disappointed when i found out it was a one-shot. But that's alright, as long as you keep writing! Maybe you should do another fic on here (with more than one chap) about all the things that happened in the HBP that JKR didnt tell us about! You get a 10!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: GLAD YOU LOVED IT! lol, thanks, I might make it a longer story but i'll post it in a different section (probably romance as I'm gonna build on the pairings, obviously) Thanks for the 10!


Stolen Memories by Extendable Ears
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: On a walk through the castle in the middle of the night, Colin Creevey stumbles upon a couple and he cannot help but capture their love for himself. (969)

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1003 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
09/17/05 Updated: 09/17/05

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 10/13/05 Title: Chapter 1: Stolen Memories

oh, wait, its a one-shot?!?!?!? NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is sooo good!!!! it cant only be 1 chap!!!! *tear*

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 10/11/05 Title: Chapter 1: Stolen Memories

Wow, that's so cool! I like it! A couple grammatical things, but who cares?! it was flipping sweet, please write more soon!


Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 03/10/06 Title: Chapter 7: Care - verb, to be concerned. Apparently not.

I'm LOVING your story, can't wait for the next chap!

Author's Response: Thank you!!

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 01/13/06 Title: Chapter 4: Dear Dumby - Issue 2

LOVED it! very good! and u no wut? he's rite. Everyone loves Scrabble!!!! I know I do!!!

Author's Response: Lol!! I'm glad you loved it!! Yay for scrabble!! Except...I've never actually played it......

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 01/21/06 Title: Chapter 5: Ah, The High Road

that was awesome!!

Author's Response: I'm glad!! Yay for awesomeness!!

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 12/23/05 Title: Chapter 3: Headbanging - Not To Be Taken Literally

it was rly great, but where was the issue of DD?

Author's Response: The issues of Dear Dumby are only every other chapter, eg: Chapters 2, 4, 6 etc. The odd chapters (1,3,5 etc) are the narration that explains the letters(which is often necessary!!), so the next issue will be in chapter 4, which is in queue! Thanks for reviewing!!

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 11/28/05 Title: Chapter 2: Dear Dumby - Issue 1

lol, i LOVED it!!! very, very awesomely funny!! This is so under my favs. lol!!! u got a 10!!!!!!

Author's Response: See other review...

Reviewer: 1coolmuggle Signed
Date: 11/28/05 Title: Chapter 2: Dear Dumby - Issue 1

lol, i LOVED it!!! very, very awesomely funny!! This is so under my favs. lol!!! u got a 10!!!!!!

Author's Response: Yay!!!! Im under someones favourite list!!!! And lots of exclaimation marks!!!! And a 10!!!! Yay!!!!!!!

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