ok, for anyone who didn't figure this out:
That thing about "mugglenet" being my website is a joke. Disclaimer: I don't own mugglenet, just two profiles and two stories on it. Like, if I were Emerson Spatz, would I have a profile under "1coolmuggle"? And would I read books like "The Princess Diaries" and stuff by Meg Cabot? I sure hope not.....
Two chapters of "Hermione's Stalker" are up on my other penname. Check my profile out as "MrsHermioneWeasley". I share it with one of my friends, Megret. We have one story on there so far, and one we're in the process of writing.
I have FOUR stories up here (yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!) so check out "The New Girl." Yeah, I know, EVERYONE has a story with a foreign exchange student. It's really overused, and i felt hypocritical while writing it. But it's a huge part of her charater.
It's a romance fic, but it's definetly not just about romance. I put it under "Various Pairings" because if I put it under any certain category, that would give it away! It could be Ron/Hermione, or Harry/Hermione, or Harry/Ginny, or Ron/Luna, or Hermione/Draco- no, wait, I'll assure you now it's NOT Hermione/Draco.
Mugglenet's never submitted a fic after only two days! They're getting good!
Oh, and everyone wish good luck to "Oppungo"! She's trying out for the role of Luna Lovegood in the fifth HP movie, and from what I can tell, she already knows her stuff about acting and theater. Good luck, *****! (The name was edited out for the same reason I don't put my name on this site.)
Ok, on to the not-really-mugglenet-related stuff:
I love Buffy The Vampire Slayer! WOOOOOOO!!!!! Best show ever! I also love the following shows:
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ;-)
Bones -status: New episodes on Tuesday nights at 7:00 on Fox.
Supernatural -status: New episodes on Tuesdays at 8:00 on WB.
Alias -status: Only five episodes left. Oh, yeah, and VAUGHN DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL VAUGHN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY, REALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT JUST, LIKE, SYDNEY STABED HIM AND LEFT HIM ON THE GROUND, CUZ HE SURVIVED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL VAUGHN (who's really, like, Andre Somethingorother) IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Tru Calling -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Smallville -status: New episodes Thursdays at 7:00 on WB.
Veronica Mars -status: New episodes Wednesdays at 8:00 on UPN.
Tru Calling -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Commander in Cheif -status: New episodes on Tuesdays at 8:00 on ABC
Law & Order, Law & Order CI, -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
CSI -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
Without a Trace -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
I also love to read! And since I like lists.....
Top 3 Awesomest Authors Ever:
Mary Higgins Clark
Caroline B Cooney
Jenny Carol/Meg Cabot
I dunno quite where JKR fits on this list, cuz she doesn't have a lot of material for me to use to decide, cuz she's only written one book series.
My LISTS OF THE WEEK!!!!!
1. Love and Memories ~OAR
2. She Says ~Howie Day
3. Because of You ~Kelly Clarkson
4. When I'm Gone ~Eminem
5. Perfect Situation ~Weezer
Ok, those are the very best songs in the world. But I also like a bunch of bands. I'd say my three favorite bands are:
Fall Out Boy
And there are also the other good songs that just didn't make the top 5. They are:
Mr. Brightside ~The Killers
Dance, Dance ~Fall Out Boy
Dead On Arrival ~Fall Out Boy
Basket Case ~Green Day
Enjoy the Silence ~Depeche Mode
Sugar, We're Going Down ~Fall Out Boy
Tiny Dancer ~Elton John
Baby It's Cold Outside ~Liz Phair
um........ There are more, but i sure can't think of them.
Things That Make Me Angry/Sad This Week
1. ALIAS!!!!! First of all, I'm still mourning the loss of Vaughn. Did Jennifer Garner really have to marry Ben Aflack?!?!!? And, alright, 3 out of 8 of Sydney’s good friends she’s had over the course of the show are still here and alive. And not in a coma. I think that’s pretty sad.
Dixon, Rachel, and Marshall- Still alright (thank Goddess...).
Vaughn- He was shot a million times through the chest.
Nadia- In a coma. Again. Cuz she woke up, then went back into a coma. This is her THIRD COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny- He died on the first episode of the first season.
Will- He's in the Witness Protection Program.
Francie- Shot in the head by her clone.
Weiss- He moved away!!!
Oh, and, I guess, Noah Hicks. She killed him.
2. I'm vegetarian now, which is great, but ever since I went veggie, in the middle of the day (like during science or PI) my stomach will start growling. Literally. Loudly. I get the weirdest looks.
3. I'm ALWAYS hungry, and I don't want to be always hungry, because then I'll eat too much.
U no wat? One of my friends (Megret) goes on this site a lot. OK, Megret, if ur reading this: Hi. VAUGHN IS DEAD (this is in case you weren't listening in gym) DEAD, I TELL YOU, DEAD!!!!!!!! So, wake me up when September ends, okay? Yeah, I think I was the only one who laughed when Ben said that. Probably, since it was a pretty dumb joke. I love dumb jokes! Like: What do you get when you cross a snow and a car? A snar!Somebody told me that Meg have a boyfriend, who looked like Kat's girlfriend, that she had in February of last year. It's not confidential, Ian's got potential, Rushin'a Rushin' around! Cheesehead. Cub's fan. SLACKER! :-p
Can I have a sip?
Hey, remember "Pet"? Well, Marissa brutally murdered him!!!!!! She tore him apart, limb from limb! Er, leaf from leaf! More accurately, she ripped all of his leaves off! So, first it's Mikasa that she's kicking with all her strength, then she's ripping Pet apart..... I'm afraid to get a new item of endearment (I'm not sure what that means, but doesn't it sound fancy? Like something you'd put on a wedding invitation?) but I think my next one will be a stress ball.
Oh, one more thing. To ANYONE reading this profile, I need to recommend the author "Oppungo." Her story "Dear Dumby" is so funny!
Okay, well not 'bye' yet. I have to add something about Hailey. Her penname is JoeysPizza456. She actually has, like, never ever ever been on ths site, except for when she made her sn, though. W/e.
Hailey- Okay, u better get this. It's an inside joke, and if u don't, I'll be angry:
Reading at sleepovers
Das not a pig!
Hailey's 'sexy' slide to the kitchen
"Is that clear?" "Claratin clear!"
H- Oh my God, who would want to go to the library on a Sunday?
A- I don’t know!
H- I mean, seriously! Who would stand outside the library door on a Sunday waiting for it to open?
A- A bunch of nerds.
A- OH, LOOK, THE LIBRARY’S OPENING!!
hahaha. I’m sure there’re more.....
If u have no idea what I'm talking about, don't be surprised if u wake up in China having been missing for two years.
Ok, NOW I'm done. Peace out! XOXOX
Summary: Lily Evans and James Potter agreed on only one thing since they first met: they'll always hate each other. But after five years, James begins to see things, to see her, differently, and wants another chance. But Lily is one stubborn girl. Can he convince her that his feelings are real? Meanwhile, the pair is thrust into many different dangerous and humorous situations with their friends. Will it take a disaster to help Lily believe in true love? Or will a tragedy just push her farther away? How many times does James have to try before he stops messing up? Follows with the information provided by JKR, with some fun along the way.
VERY GOOD, U GET 10!!!!
OMFG, i loved the part w/ Sirius and Alex. They're way cool 2gether, and wut happened to the rest of her punishment? ;-)
omg, very much good! luv it, and (as my social studdies teacher said on my midterms) "Keep up the good work!" lol!
Um, hello? they get along OK, i guess, but seriously. They're a little bit closer... But the whole "Lily thanking James" thing wasn't actually climatic or anything. They've already been there, done that. Ur story (not including this chapter) is great, though. the chapter is alright, i guess. update soon, ok?
MAD!!!!!!!!!!! Lily is SOOOOOOOO mean to him!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing against ur story. its very good. I'm just mad @ Lily.
took 4ever to update, but the chappie was great!
I love this story so far!
OK, so is Felix based off of a guy you know that ur in luv with?
Good story, though.
Author's Response: (first thought: how do you respond to this?) All the OCs are friends of mine (or me) and I'd originally written this for them, but then decided to throw Harry Potter in and try to pass it off as a fanfiction.
Ah, so it's basically a story about u and ur friends. OK, so please explain the 5 minute theory to me. And did the guy u based Felix on develop that theory?
Author's Response: First of all, I'll remind you that I didn't base any of the characters on anyone - they are the actual people. The way the OCs act in the story is the way we act in real life. This wasn't really a fanfiction, it was written for other purposes and one day, I decided to throw Harry Potter in and change things up a bit so I could post it here. And as for the 5 minutes theory, just use your imagination. It's one of those things that's supposed to be left open-ended.
Summary: One-shot song fic.. Draco/OC. A twist in Draco and Harry's personalities. One wrong move..Could someone close to Draco pay the price? Rated R for brutality. Please R&R
wait, does that mean that Draco killed Harry and Ron and Seamus and Dean????
Him and Hannah are the best couple i have ever seen. EVER!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: er...actually, no. he (draco) just sort of knocked them out. thank you! ^_^ i'm really glad you like them. try twisted fate; it's a continuation of you're my reason. ^_^
Summary: Hermione always dreamed of being a Healer, and now that's she's begun her career, she refuses to let a silly thing like love get in her way. What happens when Ron, wounded in battle, is admitted to St. Mungo's? And, when an inside informant threatens the lives of both her and her friends, will she finally get her priorities in order? Chapter Twenty, guys, it's the end! Now, a big, super-awesome, enthusiatic thanks to every single person who reviewed my story! I love you all, and it's been a good run.
OMG! so sad! I like that Ron is actually in control now, though. Before he seemed like a helpless slave to love, and now he's doing okay. I feel bad for Hermione, though. I also am mad at Ron. He's so meeeeeeeean! I'm happy for him, but I'm rly mad at him. Odd...
Anyway, great story! So beautifully written! I give u a 10, cuz it was freakin awesome! sad sad sad, though. Sad but good. good but sad. sadly good. goodly sad. okay, I'll stop now
Oh, 1 more thing: You're not alone! When I read that rly awesome story (Evil Villainy for Dummies) I also felt a little evil. heh heh heh...
Author's Response: Love that story. And thank you for the high praise. And again, you musn't hate Ron. He is a poor confused individual like the rest of us, and he's just guarding his heart. After all, she had been pretty cruel to him by ignoring him for her career, the idiot. :) I'm glad you liked it.
suggestion 4 Harry: turquoise kinda rhymes with "your poise" or "her poise".
O, so u got the harmless little flea inside a box from Emperors New Groove, rite?
lol- amazing movie!
"I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box. Then, I'll put that box inside another box. Then, I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!"
Anyway, I give u a ten! Hilarious, as was Hogwarts Overturned!
Author's Response: Thanks - GREAT movie, by the way. (Oh my god, he's making his own theme music...I am soo glad I was unconcious through all of this...)
OK, so thats very much hilarious!!
I think u could make a chapter from Joey's POV, and have him shoot a lot of different people. lol, funny. Idea- get Filnch shot and have him fall in love with a student. O, sry. I dont mean 2 be all pushy and telling u what 2 write. Just some ideas.
Great story, definetley a 10! Wow, u probably get a lot of random ideas during the day (most are during biology, I'm sure). Remember to write about Felix!
Author's Response: Ideas are welcome! For some reason I keep forgetting about Joey...oh well. And I wanted to hit Filch in the beginning, but for some reason that didn't happen...oh well. Evil Villainy and I Love Who were all planned out, this one is generally improvised. And I refuse to write about Felix. (unless, for some reason, I get angry reviews and my inbox is full of angry e-mails...yeesh)
Summary: Hermione has been an Auror for three years. An almost usual mission forces her to dwell upon her painful past, and rethink her future. Takes place about six years after the trio leaves Hogwarts. Read and Review Please!
Note: Rated "Third to Fifth Year" just in case.
OMG! That's so sad! I wish Ron could talk to Hermione like he did in the note. I actually cried! Seriously, I started crying just reading it.
Author's Response: Thank you very much for you review. I'm glad you liked it. Ron will have to confront Hermione in the near future, so watch for it in the next few chapters. :)
Rly good writing... but u killed Ginny. Sad... Ginny is the coolest! Oh well... Still pretty good anyway.
Author's Response: Thank you for your review. Its so nice to see that people take the time to review. :)
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Don't you just hate it when you're about to execute an evil plan and you realize that you're wearing leaderhosen? That happened once when I was in Latvia. It was horrible! I tried to go through with my plan anyway, and...
Let's just leave it at "it was horrible", ok?
I should've taken Felix's advice before I tried anything evil like that.
U get a 10!
OK, update soon!
Author's Response: I completely agree with the lederhosen statement - many, many personal experiences. When I first saw Felix's name come up I was a bit confused ("now how'd he get into another story?") when I remembered that I had signed his name at the beginning of Chapter One. *sighs* He gets all the credit for everything...I think I might go back and change that.
That was so frickin' awesome!
Ur definetly one of the best authors on this site.
I give u...
A 10! U get a 10!
Author's Response: Enough suspense! Thanks for the praise...I'd write more, but the AP European History exam seems to have fried my brain and removed much of my will to live.
hey, didnt u say in ur summary sumthing about the mirror cracking? when is that gonna happen?
Author's Response: I said that...mmm, I think I should go take another look...and if I find it, I'll let you know. Thanks for bringing that up...though I don't remember it...or may it was a joke. Peace Out!!
pretty good, but it still seems like there's no conflict or anything.
Author's Response: Yes, I know there's no conflict, I guess because I'm not a conflict type of person, but I promise you there will be. Soon. Peace Out!!