Penname: eviltwin2000 [Contact]
Real name: nicole
Member Since: 03/25/05
Website: http://nothingseverreal.blogspot.com/
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i love to read and write fantasy stories. i also like to act sing and dance. harry potter is my first love and everything else came into my life , well later in life.
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Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 06/05/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

OMG!!! That was so funny!!!!! I loved it!!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing. I love that you loved it.

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 07/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

lovely. it was wonderful. very good. keep it up.

 

Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 09/08/06 Title: Chapter 12: The Notice - Part 2

LOL!!!!!!!! That was soo funny! I loved it! You're a great writer. I can't wait to read more of your work.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! All of my stories (perhaps barring one) have humour in them, so I hope you\'ll enjoy them as much as you did this.

 

PILLOW FIGHT! by qwerty83
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 59]

Summary:

Fighting involving a pillow, a flying shoe, some romance, and a victory for Harry....



Our blonde Slytherin does his best to retaliate...but Harry has something up his sleeve that he hadn't bargained for!



[If anyone read this as soon as it was posted, the ending somehow got cut off! The resident elves now assure me that the ending is now UP!]

Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 1760 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/06 Updated: 08/19/06


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 07/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: Pillow Fight!

the beginning was soo funny, i was crying from laughing so hard. and the ending was soo sweet. you really know how to write a great story. keep it up.

 

83 Chocolate Frogs by WannabeaPotter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: Hermione come shome from work at theMinistry to a surprise: Chocolate Frogs. Lots of Chocolate Frogs. What is Ron up to? A sugary sweet one shot.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4102 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/09/06 Updated: 10/11/06


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: 83 Chocolate Frogs

that was very good. i liked it alot. the last line is my favorite. it was funny. in a good way. keep it up!

 

Snow Days by Natasha Johnson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Ron Weasley has his eye on a special girl, and Hermione Granger is determined to find out who she is. Ron receives some very personal cards for Christmas, and the girls who sent them aren't sure if they'll survive Hermione's wrath...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 4300 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/07 Updated: 01/15/07


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Snow Days

OMG!!! that was sooo funny! and the end, Ron like Luna, and the three of them all like Draco in the end? FUNNY!!!!!!!! You're a really good writer, keep it up!

Author's Response: Aw, thanks! I\'m glad you liked it.

 

Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 79]

Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!

Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1641 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/07 Updated: 02/28/07


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 03/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trees But Not Forests

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, that was soo funny. that just made my day. you are really good at writing.

Author's Response: Thank you very much! I\'m really glad you think so. :D Thanks for reviewing! Yay!

 

Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules by joybelle423
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!

Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4236 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/16/07 Updated: 04/21/07


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 04/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules

HAHAHA!!!!!!!! i loved it! it was soo funny!!!!!!!! you did a great good.

Author's Response: *giggles* I\'m really glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for your kind review!

 

A Death Eater Handbook by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 133]

Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....



Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1670 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/14/07 Updated: 05/29/07


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 06/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Death Eater Handbook

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was so funny, POTTER PUPPET PALS! ANOTHER FOLLOWER!! anyhow, haha, i loved this. i am soo signing up to be a death eater lol. jk, jp.

Author's Response: Come to the dark side, we have cookies! ;-) We need more Death Eaters, lol. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Draco Malfoy, Gryffindor by helgaandgodric
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: What if Draco was a Gryffindor? Would he be as haughty without two "bodyguards" behind him 24/7? Would he be rude and mean? What would his parents say?




Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2426 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/29/07 Updated: 05/30/07


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 07/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

that was very good. now i wish draco was in gryffindor haha. keep it up.

Author's Response: thanks!

 

The Funnier One by yanagi_yuna
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary: Fred and George Weasley are bored, now that their brother's wedding is over, nothing is worth staying. But when Mr. Weasley brings in another Muggle artifact called, Computer, and the twins learns to operate it, things are about to get interesting.

But once they managed to "hack" in the site called Mugglenet, the issue of who's the funniest came up, they decided to battle it out.



Once the results is up, things are about to get dirty.






Author's notes: I have fixed this fic: verb tenses and all. Thank you to those who made reviews and comments, you made me realize my mistakes, now I fixed it.. I am still waiting for a beta for my next fic but I don't think it will take too long. *throws confetti*







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2377 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/07 Updated: 06/10/07


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 06/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Funnier One

haha. funny. that was great, keep it up.

Author's Response: i hope i can keep it up.. i my dad doesn\'t want to let me use the computer, but i\'ll do it! (i am writing a new story using pen and paper... this is going to take a while)

 

For Want of a Better Word by spilledpotion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: Feeling the pangs of unrequited teenage love, a certain Gryffindor decides to try to send a love letter to someone special. Surprisingly enough, this story is actually not as predictable as it sounds. =)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1252 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/11/07 Updated: 06/12/07


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 06/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

LOL!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was soo funny. i thought it was hermione! not- not- millicent!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! that wwas great, keep it up!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'m so happy you liked it. =)

 

Vampire - Ghost Child! by Equinox Chick
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: Rosalburga Aphrodite Black is no ordinary Hogwarts student. First - she's American. Second - she's only just discovered she's a witch. Third - her mother is a Vampire. Fourth - her father is Sex!God Sirius Black.

Things are about to get very exciting for the new R.A.B.

This is a tale of high dram and passion. This is a tale of extreme cliche's. This is a tale that may never be seen again.

Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling or even Stephanie Meyer

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 685 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
04/01/09 Updated: 04/01/09


Reviewer: eviltwin2000 Signed
Date: 04/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue - How they met.

Nice. What happens next?

Author's Response: Errr... no idea. Something cliche'd I should think...

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