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Because You're You by polka spots
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 90]

Summary: Incredibly fluffy, incredibly romantic. A series of one shots about that certain moment when our favourite genius and red head finally share their feelings.... *Completed as soon as part 4 is posted*

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3884 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
11/09/04 Updated: 01/17/05

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/19/07 Title: Chapter 1: Thoughts

That was so sweet! It seemed real too, I love that kind of story.


Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?

NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5282 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
11/12/04 Updated: 11/25/04

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Date: 07/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Everyone

I want to know Ron's story! Then again, maybe I don't...

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Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 3: Not my day

10.) I lost track of the very ugly, suspicious looking bug… --- I really don't like bugs and if I find one, someone has to get it or it will be trapped under something clear to where I can see if it has escaped or not until someone does get it. I had a roach in my bedroom for almost 10 hours yesterday because I was home alone. It was under a plastic container with all of my Harry Potter books on it (save Deathly Hallows because I would never put it anywhere close to a bug) so it couldn't escape. I am happy to say it is gone.

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 4: Detention isn't always bad

So, now I'm confused. Did her really kiss her and this is not the end or did he not really kiss her and this is the end?


Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 933 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/22/04 Updated: 11/22/04

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 08/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: One

Michael Jackson and Snape giggling was too much! That was really good, you should write more.


Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Crazy Partys and Evil Plots

To make things even more hilarious, when he hit the table he sent a plate of cookies flying, one of which hit Harry in the head. I went into a laughing fit. --- You should write a story and title it "Cookies thrown at Harry". I don't know what it would be about but it would definatley get people's attention!

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 2: Parvati's Revenge

3.) Bewitch a herd of llamas to follow her around all day (wow, that was random…)

4.) Hex her quill so that it sings show tunes whenever she writes

5.) Haha…..llamas…..
--- Llamas are pretty cool! There is a song about llamas, you know. It's called the llama song. There is a duck in it too!

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 3: Ron's Revenge

3.) Ron has, once again, done something to disfigure Mrs. Norris. It’s not that I like Mrs. Norris, it’s just that this is becoming somewhat of a nasty habit… --- Mrs. Norris is just in the wrong place at the wrong time. At least this time we know how she was transfigured...

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 4: Parvati's Revenge...Again

10.) There is a suspicious cluster of chickens wandering around the hall, and though no one has been able to provide a reason for their existence, I BLAME PARVATI! --- That is pretty cool. Once we found a chicken a our football field at school. I don't know it got there but it was over by the equipment shed pecking at the ground. The janitor caught it and brought it to the petting zoo down the road. Anyway, cool story.

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 5: Hermione's revenge

At one point, he randomly jumped up onto a table and started to sing this odd little song:

**Here's a llama! There's a llama! And another little llama! Fuzzy llama! Funny llama! Llama llama DUCK!** (thank you krazycase!)
--- This is the same llama song I refered to in the last review! (Or at least I remember putting it in a review, I don't remember if it was actually the last review or not...)

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 6: An Inopportune Time to Act Out of Character

13.) We’d settle things with a DANCE OFF --- I've always wondered what a story titled "The Gryffindor Girls Dance Off"...

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Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 7: Stuck to a shelf in a pink dress

The minute I caught sight of Ron I laughed. And then I helped him out. (He wasn’t too thrilled by the laughing.) --- I would have laughed too. That is the bad part of me. My friend accidently stated that she liked this guy too loudly, someone heard her, made up a stupid rumour, it got around, came back to us and I laughed out loud when I heard it. She wasn't too happy with me...

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Date: 07/31/07 Title: Chapter 8: Trouble in the Dragon's Lair

I can't remember what I copied here because the page refreshed when the power surged and when I pressed control+v, it didn't do anything and I don't particularly want to go back and read it again, but I know I thought something was funny I just don't remember what, maybe I should go to bed, it is 1:21 in the moring... I'll finish reading later. But I know that this is getting really amusing. OH! Now I remember! It was when Harry asked Ron & Hermione to leave when it was their booth to begin with! Haha! ok, I should go sleep now...


Dear Ron ... by Neli P
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 119]

Summary: Dealing with girls had never been Ron Weasley's 'cup of tea'. So, he will seek and find some advices from his most reliable sources: his brothers (!) to solve his personal riddle, as known as 'Hermione Granger'.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8929 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
12/10/04 Updated: 01/21/05

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: From Charlie.

I can already tell that all the brothers are going to guess that it is Hermione and tell him the same things! I love how Ron is so predictable!

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/13/07 Title: Chapter 2: From Bill.

There are a lot of extra exclaimation points. A few are nice but they are being used in almost an overly sort of way. Great story though!

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/13/07 Title: Chapter 3: From Percy.

Yes! So far my first prediction is coming true. All of Ron's brothers have guessed it was Hermione and are giving him advice that he thinks will never work. Ron has to find out what to do on his own.

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/13/07 Title: Chapter 4: From Fred and George.

So far, Ron is not having any luck with his brothers but he forgot that one of his siblings was in fact, a girl. Let us see what Ginny has to say.

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/13/07 Title: Chapter 5: From Ginny.

Aww, I love the whole close friendship between Ginny, Hermione, Ron and Harry. Finally, Ron got some good advice!


My Guardian Angel by gossipweaver
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 189]


The line that separates the dream world and reality disappears, leaving them lost in their reflections, unaware they have been selected as the lucky chosen few in the realm of love…

Part 1 of MY GUARDIAN ANGEL series:

1.My Guardian Angel 2.When I See Only You 3.The Boy Next Door

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16793 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
01/01/05 Updated: 02/10/05

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 07/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Under the Mistletoe

Aww, that wasn't the right spot! :(



Lily Evans has always pushed guys away, keeping her distance away from heartbreak. If she never got too attatched, she would never get hurt.

Yet, James Potter refuses to be pushed away. Will he be the one to actually tear down Lily's walls that separate them?

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 38934 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
01/08/05 Updated: 05/30/05

Reviewer: I_solemnly_swear Signed
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Guarded Heart

I like where it is going so far.

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