Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
Ah, I love your random sense of humour! Excellent story. Am off to read the sequel.
Author's Response: At least someone loves me. ;)
Summary: We know Dumbledore died at the end of HPB, but where did he end up? Well all dead people go to Heaven, those who are good that is, while others...
Obviously Dumbledore's going to Heaven, if he manages to survive the Road to Heaven and the trouble
Final chapter has been added! Thanks to all who've read and/or reviewed!!
Like I said before, I love LOVE this story and your imagination. It's so interesting how you depict the Greek Gods and Goddesses. Oh and who can forget the Sprinkles? Keep up the great work. Can't wait for the next chapter, which I see is in queue.
Author's Response: My interesting way of depicting the gods and goddesses is due to my laziness. It\'s a good thing my imagination is making up for my inconsistencies. Thanks for the review!
I must say, your imagination is fantastic. I'm thoroughly enjoying this fic because of its pure creativity. Just discovered it yesterday and can't wait for more. Keep up the great job.
Author's Response: My imagination has never been so flattered. Oh no. It has a mind of its own. Er, thanks for the review!
Summary: During her fifth year, Lily Evans decides to write a guide to life at Hogwarts, and how to survive it. She covers all aspects of life, and gives helpful advice on how to deal with certain scenarios. For example, would you know what to do if you realised there was a kleptomaniac in your Dorm? What if you lost your beloved teddy bear, Mr Muffles? And do you know how to push, without any force? Read on, and find out the best way of living and surviving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ...
Ooh funny and cute. Nice combination!
Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
That was brilliant! I wanted to write what my favourite parts are but there's too many of them and I'm afflicted by this terrible malady called laziness. Great job!
Summary: Title: The Last Dance of Rowena Ravenclaw
Author name : Both here and the forum Zara Ravenwood
Warnings: Character deaths
“They’ve gone; they've gone, they’ve gone away,”
Whispers the echoes in her ear.
But she clings fast to the memories
As if she cannot hear.
I don't usually like poetry. But the title and summary were intriguing. I loved how you wrote this. Beautiful. Well done!
Summary: Sitting in his office one summer, Albus Dumbledore has come to a conundrum. But what is the problem he has? What decision will he make? What might Professor McGonagall think of this momentous verdict? And, far away, what will be the reactions of those it affects most?
There’s only one way to find out ...
"Please do not flirt with our House Elf, Padfoot. It’s just weird.”
That line made me laugh.
James turned away, bashfully. “You’re just saying that,” he muttered.
That made me go "Awww how cute!"
Loved it :D
Author's Response: Thanks! I love James a lot. I'm glad you do too!
Will Narcissa's unborn child revive her spirit and teach her to battle both Dementors and Lucius with a courage that has long been dead? Can Severus Snape show her the way regain her confidence and will to live?
I guess this will be AU now. And even though I prefer canon, I loved this. Seriously, your writing is amazing! I love your descriptions and how the words flow seamlessly. Great job! I hope you write lots more fics 'cause you have me hooked.
Author's Response: *claps hand to mouth to prevent audible jubilation* Thank you so much Lunar_Essence. And yes, I will be writing more stories (canon compliant!) My new fic will be going up soon... hope you stop by to read it! <3 P.S. I\'m going to add the AU warning right away. Thanks for the tip!
Alice Longbottom's day began like any other. It just didn't end that way.
Life would be easy if it were as simple as making our own choices. But sometimes somebody else makes a choice that changes our world.
Wow! Usually I stick to reading fics in the Humour section or the General section. So, I've never read anything quite like this before. And I must say, your fic was amazing. I loved every moment of it. It had me hooked until the very end. Good going and keep writing!
Author's Response: Thank you ever so much! I am really thrilled that you like the story. I am new to the world of fan fiction, and it is really encouraging to get positive feedback from one of my readers. You just made my day!
Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...
Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...
Great idea. The ending was so unexpected, I loved it!
Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Hahaha! That was hilarious. You do write some awesomely funny stuff! Well I loved the whole thing, but if I HAD to choose, then my favourite line was :
You've been tearing apart our world so many years
That by now, you've got less fans than George has got ears.
Hehe. Great job!
Author's Response: Oh man, thanks! That was one of the first lines I came up with... I kind of built the poem around it and two other lines.
Summary: The war has ended, but there is one more thing that Harry must do before he can be at peace.
Takes place directly after the last chapter of DH.
It was time to return Snape to the one place he considered a home–Hogwarts.
Fantastic end. I loved the story, made me tear up. A fitting tribute to an extremely brave man. Good job!
Author's Response: Thanks so much.
Summary: While Harry if off hunting horcruxes, Neville and the rest of his friends and classmates are not sitting idly by.
Hey! I loved the idea for this. I can't wait to see what Neville and the rest of the DA get up to. I like your writing style and I'm looking forward to more.
Author's Response: I\'m glad you like the idea! I\'m so looking forward to writing about all of their adventures. Thank you for the encouragement!
Summary: 24 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter's Order of the Phoenix is growing strong, and has just accepted its newest member: Harry's son James. The job of the Order members is constant vigilance against the rise of new Dark Wizards.
They have their work cut out for them. A mysterious cult of wizards has risen in Asia, calling itself the Golden Horde. They have seized power in Muggle governments and, breaking all tradition, have revealed the existence of wizards to the entire Muggle world - and started a massive war, combining Muggle technology and Darkest magic.
The Ministry scoffs at the threat, doing its best to run damage control with the Muggles. Thus it is up to Harry's Order to withstand the Horde's juggernaut. Will Muggles and wizards be able to coexist long enough to stop the Horde's juggernaut? And will the Order of the Phoenix stand against the Golden Horde...or will they be destroyed by their brutal onslaught?
Hmmm, interesting idea. I liked it so far and would love to see how it goes from here.
Summary: Before Harry’s fifth year at Hogwarts, he is shown a group photo of the original Order of the Phoenix, back when it was his parents fighting against Voldemort.
But a photo doesn’t show their lives, their personalities, their every day conversations ... or how much organising can be needed to take one single photograph when you have a room full of people – especially when four of whom liked to call themselves “Marauders” back in their school days ...
I never really thought of the backstory of the photograph before. I think it's an amazing idea for a fic and you described it perfectly. It just seems like such a simple normal situation in the midst of a war. Like people haven't forgotten to laugh and just be happy in the moment. I loved it :)
Author's Response: Yay! Thank you! That's exactly what I wanted. Thank you!
Summary: While wandering around Hogsmeade, Sirius finds a girl who treats him just like a normal man. However, he just so happens to be a dog.
Wow, two of my favourite characters in one go. I really enjoyed this fic. I absolutely adore Luna and she's very much in character; you've captured the essence of her quirkiness. Great job! Can't wait to read more of your stories.
Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much for your great review! You certainly brightened my otherwise dark day!!
Summary: Seven years later, George Weasley is still grieving the loss of his brother. With the help of a photograph album and an innocent child, he finds that Fred's memory continues to live on. *One-shot*
Wow. That was great. Got me a bit teary eyed too. Fred's death was just unbearable, wasn't it? Good job!
Author's Response: A lot of people seem to be getting teary-eyed over this story... I\'m going to assume that it\'s a good thing :p. And yes, Fred\'s death was, indeed, unbearable. I keep forgetting that he died... :(.
Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.
Hey! I loved the idea and I love your writing style. Their reactions to each other's way of life is funny. Can't wait to read more.
We live. We die. We pass into the Great Beyond...
The Adventure begins.
First Place Winner of '07 Autumn Ode Challenge!
Now I'm getting kinda tired of saying how much I love your writing. First off, the title is great. And I loved the poem and its simplicity. Long, difficult, symbolic poetry is not for me (yeah I can't use my brain that much =P). So yeah, loved how nice and easy this poem is, but at the same time beautiful. And "The End... or is it?" Ah, the perfecto ending. Great job! *adds author to favourites* =D
Author's Response: Oh my gosh.... you do not know how happy you just made me. *sits staring at the screen happily for a whole minute* ...and I\'m so happy you approve of the short/simple strategy. I think successful poetry must be comprehensible or the poet has missed the point of poetry altogether! You\'re not supposed to read a poem and be left sitting there thinking \"...\" Once again, thank you! Encouragement is so... encouraging. *huggles* ~Fauna
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
This was wonderful! I alternated between laughing and crying. You have a great sense of humour and it reflects itself in all your fics. This fic was especially touching. I hated that Fred died but you made it sweet and charming and funny. My favourite bit was "In your underwear drawer" When Molly says it, I burst out laughing. When Fred said it, I became all weepy. Loved the ending. Great job!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I loved writing this story, especially the ending, but not as much as I love getting reviews!