Well, I'm a 15 year old Ohioan who has way too much time on her hands, and Obsessive Harry Potter disorder. I also like Lurlene McDaniel and am getting ready to read the Twilight series. Okay, the Buckeyes and Bengals RULE!! Also, as you can plainly tell from the avatar, I support organ and tissue donation, my grandfather is alive because of it. Hate smoking. That's never gonna change because i refuse to die from Emphysema, like so many of my ancestors.I can't stand drinking and driving, or drugs, period. I hate what happens when people do these things. My profile is long so please be patient and read. ;) I am the middle of five children, the oldest of which(brother) has three daughters with another little boy on the way.I'm a high school sophomore, though you don't get to know where. :P. I'm short (like5'2") normal weight, and an animal lover. I'm the weirdest one in my little group of friends. This is saying something, trust me. :) I like to read, write fanfiction(duh), get on the computer, listen to music, and sleep. Unfortunately, neither Sarah nor I recently have had much time to write... Sarah b/c of her majorly competitive show choir.. me because of all the advanced classes I am taking... stupid AP US history. :P ~Lauren
Yes, apologies.... seriously though, my choir is really busy. But Lauren has another account on fanfiction.net- miss sophie potter.... she doesn't update as much as she should, but who has the time? Anyway, I might be borrowing that account to write a songfic sometime soon. Anyone heard of Michael Bubleī? Well, we have homework to do and finals to study for...
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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS
ĎIn case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)í from the profile of Fizzgig and Ragamuffin
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If youíre one of the 2 percent who hasnít, copy & paste this in your profile.
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
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You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they donít have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. Youíd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now youíre laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
It is a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I werenít ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I canít do a wrong
I canít speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arenít home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlieís bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Iím so afraid now
Iím starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Heís already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Iím sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and donít pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
"It's better to fail in originality, than to succed in imitation."- Herman Melville
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all do."- Hermione Granger
"I drank some magic potion, and now I'm sexy"- Donkey(Shrek2)Ain't got no grills
"When you're forced to stand alone, you realize what you have in you."- Uma Thurman
"Don't make me come down there!"- God(yeah, not a direct quote, but still really funny;)
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."- a tee shirt my freind had on
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"- Marlyn Monroe
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."- Noah in 'The Notebook'
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."-Kurt Coban
"Live.Laugh.Love."- A door hanger a Wal-Mart
"Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces"-Weird Al in "White and Nerdy"
"Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.Look out he's a spiderpig!"- Homer Simpson
"Even the best fall down sometimes."- Howie Day" Collide"
"Go Wildcats!"- Mayor of my Town
'you- complete- arse- Ronald- Weasely!' - Hermione Granger
(Hi! my name is Sarah. B. I am Lauren's alternate personality. I do not live in Ohio anymore... go Hoosiers! :) I also have OHPD and LOVE to read- constantly-I also read this series called twilight- its good. but HP is better. I play soccer and am in show choir. I am the bookish but still one of very weird ones in our little circle. I am 15, going on 16 and I am about 5'7" My fave author on fanfiction is Vindictus Viridian. I am now a sophomore! yeah!!
OMG- Sarah's so weird, but i love her anywayz!!! The weirdest would have to be Sarah T., she's short, blonde haired and blue eyed. We call her the nazi because she's in
German Club. : ).Not that we have anything against German club people... just to tease her. :)
Summary: Hermione Granger normally cannot stand perfection, having been mocked for being perfect her whole life. Matters become worse when a simple plan to prove her "wild side" turns into the romance of a life time. The problem: He is absolutely perfect. According to her, at least.
Things get out of control, and after one thing leads to another, Hermione is forced to choose between losing what she has and losing what she wants.
Ignores books 6 and 7, but takes place in year 7
hurry up &finish!
Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?
wow that really was short- and probably the most interesting fanfic to date
Summary: ***COMPLETED!***Five years ago, half way through her third year at Hogwarts, Regan Jayden was expelled for reasons only she and a very select few know. But now that she's been allowed to return-- under certain terms-- in what would have been her graduating year, will she be able to regain the trust of her fellow Hogwarts students, and of herself?
Excerpt from story: Merlin, he was going soft, Draco thought as he tried not to grimace. He'd start spouting off poetry in a minute if he wasn't careful. This whole love thing was sending him round the twist.
4? and WHERES MY COOKIE?!?!!?
*sniff sniff* there had better be a happy ending.... or else!!!
SPLAT! teehee no, but seriously... pretty awesome so far! ;-)
YAY!!! happy ending..... now, WHERE'S THAT SEQUEL???
Is there something wrong with my computer? b/c none of my reviews showed up. :( write back please!!
Summary: In the years following Voldemort's victory in the second war, Muggle-borns must become slaves and servants to pure-bloods in order to survive. Over time, Hermione Granger has learned to suppress her pride and independence in households where she is considered lower than dirt. She thought she would be prepared for this new family, just like she was for all the previous ones. What she didn't know was that this new family was none other than Draco Malfoy's. Will she manage hold up when she finds herself struggling to withhold her sharp tongue, returning hatred, and...something else?
The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)
Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!
Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)
Wow. That was a great ending.... you are a superb author. I love how you portrayed the world had Voldemort succeeded, and how you made this Dramione so believable.
Also, I think the metaphor would be Draco letting go of Hermione from wherever he is.
Again, wonderful story. keep it up!
Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny invent a new name for Lord Voldemort. He doesn't care for it, though, so he comes up with a new identity of his own. (One-shot)
Mmmmm, I would kill for a Dove Dark Chocolate Bar right about now...
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
*choke...* *gasp* smiles
Author's Response: I sure hope I didn\'t just kill someone....
Summary: *ONE-SHOT* After carefully observing (ahem) a row between Ron and Hermione, Fred and George concoct an evil plan...and a pie. A sniff of Harry/Ginny and, of course, the odor of pie.
Ha Ha That banana thing was hilarious
Author's Response: Yeah, apparently. Still confused about that. Thanks for reviewing.
Summary: Sirius reflects on his life as he lives out his lonely twelve years in Azkaban. One-shot Songfic based on Cold's "Wasted Years". (All recognizable characters are owned by JK Rowling)
That was awsome!!!!! Although I will admit a little creepy.
Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.
Author's Response: Thanks!!
THE BEST STORY EVER!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks so much!! :-D
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione survived the Final Battle with Voldemort and now work for the Ministry of Magic. Emotionally scarred, they are living their lives to the best of their abilities. Now, a new threat rears its ugly head. Lord Malfoy. This time they have a new friend to help in the battle between good and evil. Just like JKR, I start light and end up dark... lots of humor, intrigue and romance in between. This is a delightful romp through the Potterverse. Enjoy the ride! (Written Pre HBP)
This story is very good. :)
Wow.... you are an exceptionally talented author. I loved how you worked your own take on how Dumbledore had survived, and you also created a very lovable OC. You tied up the loose ends, and added your own touches, like the Faerie. Splendid job.... perhaps you should be an author.
Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.
Well..*giggles madly* these cells are quite nice- no homework, good food, bouncy floor, and internet access!! I can read mugglenet fanfiction all day!
The story was funny, and I think you should continue to write such amusing stuff! *teehee...*
Summary: She could walk through the graveyard without blinking, bypassing the graves of fallen childhood friends. She could walk through the halls of Hogwarts without missing a step, tracing back a path to her first day as she rushed through the school. She could even make her way to the Forbidden Forest and trample through it, ignoring the splashes and stains that still marred the aged trees and wasted ground. But Hermione cannot make herself face the Great Lake, calm on this balmy summer day, where she had watched three people she had slowly grown to love fade from existence. Character Death within. Post-Hogwarts.
That was chilling.....sorrowful....... and yet.... I find that it is worthy of publishing....
Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...
i really liked this one- it was my favorite!!!!