Penname: Helios Sol [Contact]
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Last Updated: 8/25/08 (just swap around the first two numbers if it doesn't make sense)

I'm a liberal, which pretty much sums me up. Huge PotterCast fan. Huge Schmerg_The_Impaler fan. Huge MSNBC fan. My iGoogle page once had thirty four different news feeds. Yup.

House on Forums: Gryffindor
House From Me: Ravenclaw

CURRENT PLANS:
-Sadly, I now am sure I won't be "publishing" any stories here. However, I am willing to be a beta-reader, so just ask about it.

PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME
outside of the forums.

Age: 14
Where: In the US somewhere, though I'd rather be in Maine. So yeah, somewhere in the US, just not in Maine.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Death Gate Cycle, The Great Tree of Avalon Trilogy, The Lost Years of Merlin, Inheritance Cycle, Watership Down, Temeraire, The Onion's Our Dumb World
Favorite Shows: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mythbusters, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Countdown w/ Keith Olberman, The Rachel Maddow Show

Favorite Music (or styles): Celtic, Broadway stuff (Spamalot, Fiddler on the Roof, etc.), and (surprise) Wizard Rock.
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The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: That's Hand-y, Hermione.

I already reviewed Sequel, but i'm doing what (I think it was) Shmerg did. Duct tape does rule...

Author's Response: Going backwards or merely informing me of the aweseomeness of duct tape?

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Creepy Creatures and Walking Plants

"A homicidal walking plant." I forgot about that part. This is great.

Author's Response: Of course it is. I wrote it. ;)

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 3: Repetitive noise is a form of torture

“'What did you do, Hermione?' Ron asked.

She shrugged. 'I hit stop.'”

Was that based on a personal experience?


Author's Response: No. But it is pretty dang funny.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 4: Knights of the Wrong Table

“'Stand and fight, scurvy dogs!' yelled the someone.
'Oh no,' muttered Harry as they looked back around.
Sir Cadogan, the crazed knight who usually was in a painting in this particular hallway, was instead standing in the middle of the corridor, life sized but, actually, no more intimidating than usual.
'I said, stand and fight!'
'And I said I’m going to lunch,' countered Ron. 'We really don’t have time to fight.'
'Coward! A knight does not run from battle!'
'Wait…' said Harry. 'I have someone you can fight.'
'Really?' said the knight eagerly. 'Where is this knave?'
'He’s the suit of armor by the Fat Lady’s corridor. He tried to chop my head off yesterday.'
'The dastardly villain! I shall defeat him soundly!' And he ran off down the hall, sword drawn.
'That’s one way to take care of a problem,' said Hermione."

:)--Nice use of Sir Cadogan

Author's Response: He needed to get out, let\'s be honest.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 5: Revenge of the Penguin

As good as ever...Your not obsessed with Snape, right? 'Cause, I heard on PotterCast there's, like, a support group for Snape-obsessors.

Author's Response: Don\'t listen to PotterCast, actually. Though I believe I already belong to one group of Snape-obsessors.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 6: Death Can Be Funny

I also forgot this one...or at least how they all got detention. hahaha.

Author's Response: I\'ve been in detention before. It\'s the most useless punishment EVER.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 7: Weekend At Draco's

...Another 10^999999999999999999999999999999/10 chapter thing! Even if it has been up for probably more than a year!

Author's Response: I know, this chappie\'s great. Probably one of the best of any fan fiction I\'ve ever written. Not sure how long this particular chapter\'s been up, but I started to write the story before HBP came out.

 

Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 248]

Summary: In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17066 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/16/05 Updated: 09/01/07


Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)

More than a year now. You hoped Lupin wouldn't die? Well, ha! Clearly JK Rowling was a fan of your works and decided to spite you!

Author's Response: GAHH!!! I KNOW!!!! I was so upset. I even read one of those death lists based on the leaked text that came out before Deathly Hallows was released. And it said Lupin didn\'t die, so I was happy. But apparently they were wrong, and I cried very hard. :( You\'re right; she must have decided to spite me. *sniff sniff*

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Hmm. Life gets in the way to the best of us I suppose. Hmm....If you read my last reviews, I apologize. If you haven't, err...don't read them and I'll delete the...I hope. 7.5/10

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 09/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Ok, I just read that response to the review I gave a bit after DH came out...are you saying you read spoilers willingly???? This makes me furious...if you did, I am afraid I will have to remove you from my favorites if you did...not that that really makes a difference to you...

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 05/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)

It is now only about 2 months and 10 days from being a year from your last update! Seriously, what happened? You'd think that it was abandoned.

 

Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........


As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?


Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
*~*~*~*


Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07


Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 07/19/07 Title: Chapter 8: Pushing The Limit

“'Petunia! It’s another batch of fake e-mails from this Half-blood Prince fellow! Find me the number for Interpol!'”---Good one. I'm putting it on my favorite quotes list. I doubt you'll need to up the rating...just avoid the late night to early mornings... 9/10



Author's Response: Oh dear. Telling me to go to bed on time never amounts to anything...I\'ll merely be flattered by making a fav quotes list.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: Sub-plot Action, Part Three: Plot?!

Good one! It was hilarious. What about the part when something happened? OK, lousy joke thing...I just got spontaneously bored. Oh well, 10/10.

Author's Response: I get spontaneously bored, too. Then shiny things distract me.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 05/22/07 Title: Chapter 7: Villainy Is Vision-Impaired

Another great one--hope everyone takes this chapter as a peace offering!

Author's Response: Me too.

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 05/19/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Awesome! It's almost at 1000 reviews!
This is a great story, I finally get to review it after about 6 or 7 months of waiting. Must review E- Journal!

Author's Response: Hooray! It\'s nice to see new reviewers. E-Journal\'s on a brief hiatus, but I should update within the next few weeks.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 10/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Out of boredom, I have decided to re-review any and all of your stories I haven't read lately! Of course this is a perfect chapter. As I write, I'm currently trying to get Mythbusters (the show, maybe you've heard about it) to try the toaster! I wasn't paying attention when I wrote the review for your Scarlet Pimpernel parody, it was only after when I began to wonder, "wait, what happened to the other stuff in the description? It wasn't a short story! Oh!" 10/10

Author's Response: Oh, thanks very much! I love Mythbusters... they SHOULD do that. I\'ve seen very mixed results with the toaster thing.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 10/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

Good Chapter! Do you have any vague ideas when the E-Journal hiatus will be up?

Author's Response: BLEEEEEH. I am now only allowed to use the computer for 30 minutes a day, so probably NEVER at this rate.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 10/06/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

10/10. I don't really get the flying pig joke. What significance did it have? Or was it merely a comical randomness?

Author's Response: It\'s something my friend says to indicate something is total boloney-- like \"that\'s true when pigs fly.\"

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 10/06/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

I actually plan to sit with a bowl of candy and a take one sign this halloween. I'll tell you waht happens after that. 9/10

Author's Response: ^_^ Fnickt fnickt fnickt. My brother does that.

 
Reviewer: Helios Sol Signed
Date: 10/06/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

Or is it Hermione Jean Weasley? 9/10

Author's Response: \'Tis Jean. I should really change that... but I\'m lazy and only have a few online minutes!

 
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