Last Updated: 8/25/08 (just swap around the first two numbers if it doesn't make sense)
I'm a liberal, which pretty much sums me up. Huge PotterCast fan. Huge Schmerg_The_Impaler fan. Huge MSNBC fan. My iGoogle page once had thirty four different news feeds. Yup.
House on Forums: Gryffindor
House From Me: Ravenclaw
-Sadly, I now am sure I won't be "publishing" any stories here. However, I am willing to be a beta-reader, so just ask about it.
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME
outside of the forums.
Where: In the US somewhere, though I'd rather be in Maine. So yeah, somewhere in the US, just not in Maine.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Death Gate Cycle, The Great Tree of Avalon Trilogy, The Lost Years of Merlin, Inheritance Cycle, Watership Down, Temeraire, The Onion's Our Dumb World
Favorite Shows: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mythbusters, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Countdown w/ Keith Olberman, The Rachel Maddow Show
Favorite Music (or styles): Celtic, Broadway stuff (Spamalot, Fiddler on the Roof, etc.), and (surprise) Wizard Rock.
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
I already reviewed Sequel, but i'm doing what (I think it was) Shmerg did. Duct tape does rule...
Author's Response: Going backwards or merely informing me of the aweseomeness of duct tape?
"A homicidal walking plant." I forgot about that part. This is great.
Author's Response: Of course it is. I wrote it. ;)
“'What did you do, Hermione?' Ron asked.
She shrugged. 'I hit stop.'”
Was that based on a personal experience?
Author's Response: No. But it is pretty dang funny.
“'Stand and fight, scurvy dogs!' yelled the someone.
'Oh no,' muttered Harry as they looked back around.
Sir Cadogan, the crazed knight who usually was in a painting in this particular hallway, was instead standing in the middle of the corridor, life sized but, actually, no more intimidating than usual.
'I said, stand and fight!'
'And I said I’m going to lunch,' countered Ron. 'We really don’t have time to fight.'
'Coward! A knight does not run from battle!'
'Wait…' said Harry. 'I have someone you can fight.'
'Really?' said the knight eagerly. 'Where is this knave?'
'He’s the suit of armor by the Fat Lady’s corridor. He tried to chop my head off yesterday.'
'The dastardly villain! I shall defeat him soundly!' And he ran off down the hall, sword drawn.
'That’s one way to take care of a problem,' said Hermione."
:)--Nice use of Sir Cadogan
Author's Response: He needed to get out, let\'s be honest.
As good as ever...Your not obsessed with Snape, right? 'Cause, I heard on PotterCast there's, like, a support group for Snape-obsessors.
Author's Response: Don\'t listen to PotterCast, actually. Though I believe I already belong to one group of Snape-obsessors.
I also forgot this one...or at least how they all got detention. hahaha.
Author's Response: I\'ve been in detention before. It\'s the most useless punishment EVER.
...Another 10^999999999999999999999999999999/10 chapter thing! Even if it has been up for probably more than a year!
Author's Response: I know, this chappie\'s great. Probably one of the best of any fan fiction I\'ve ever written. Not sure how long this particular chapter\'s been up, but I started to write the story before HBP came out.
Summary: In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.
More than a year now. You hoped Lupin wouldn't die? Well, ha! Clearly JK Rowling was a fan of your works and decided to spite you!
Author's Response: GAHH!!! I KNOW!!!! I was so upset. I even read one of those death lists based on the leaked text that came out before Deathly Hallows was released. And it said Lupin didn\'t die, so I was happy. But apparently they were wrong, and I cried very hard. :( You\'re right; she must have decided to spite me. *sniff sniff*
Hmm. Life gets in the way to the best of us I suppose. Hmm....If you read my last reviews, I apologize. If you haven't, err...don't read them and I'll delete the...I hope. 7.5/10
Ok, I just read that response to the review I gave a bit after DH came out...are you saying you read spoilers willingly???? This makes me furious...if you did, I am afraid I will have to remove you from my favorites if you did...not that that really makes a difference to you...
It is now only about 2 months and 10 days from being a year from your last update! Seriously, what happened? You'd think that it was abandoned.
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
“'Petunia! It’s another batch of fake e-mails from this Half-blood Prince fellow! Find me the number for Interpol!'”---Good one. I'm putting it on my favorite quotes list. I doubt you'll need to up the rating...just avoid the late night to early mornings... 9/10
Author's Response: Oh dear. Telling me to go to bed on time never amounts to anything...I\'ll merely be flattered by making a fav quotes list.
Good one! It was hilarious. What about the part when something happened? OK, lousy joke thing...I just got spontaneously bored. Oh well, 10/10.
Author's Response: I get spontaneously bored, too. Then shiny things distract me.
Another great one--hope everyone takes this chapter as a peace offering!
Author's Response: Me too.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Awesome! It's almost at 1000 reviews!
This is a great story, I finally get to review it after about 6 or 7 months of waiting. Must review E- Journal!
Author's Response: Hooray! It\'s nice to see new reviewers. E-Journal\'s on a brief hiatus, but I should update within the next few weeks.
Out of boredom, I have decided to re-review any and all of your stories I haven't read lately! Of course this is a perfect chapter. As I write, I'm currently trying to get Mythbusters (the show, maybe you've heard about it) to try the toaster! I wasn't paying attention when I wrote the review for your Scarlet Pimpernel parody, it was only after when I began to wonder, "wait, what happened to the other stuff in the description? It wasn't a short story! Oh!" 10/10
Author's Response: Oh, thanks very much! I love Mythbusters... they SHOULD do that. I\'ve seen very mixed results with the toaster thing.
Good Chapter! Do you have any vague ideas when the E-Journal hiatus will be up?
Author's Response: BLEEEEEH. I am now only allowed to use the computer for 30 minutes a day, so probably NEVER at this rate.
10/10. I don't really get the flying pig joke. What significance did it have? Or was it merely a comical randomness?
Author's Response: It\'s something my friend says to indicate something is total boloney-- like \"that\'s true when pigs fly.\"
I actually plan to sit with a bowl of candy and a take one sign this halloween. I'll tell you waht happens after that. 9/10
Author's Response: ^_^ Fnickt fnickt fnickt. My brother does that.
Or is it Hermione Jean Weasley? 9/10
Author's Response: \'Tis Jean. I should really change that... but I\'m lazy and only have a few online minutes!