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The Best Fanfic Ever! by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: Meet Jazz, a budding fanfiction writer. Now meet Leah, her ex-best friend who believes she has written the best fanfic ever! Has she? Well, you'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2872 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/05 Updated: 03/28/05


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 08/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Best Fanfic Ever!

LOL
You really must be the funniest fanfic writer ever
If you were a gay guy, I'd ask you to marry me

 

Les Malefices d'Esprits by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 14234 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 06/05/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Troubles of Dreams

Lol...this was really funny.
Can't wait entil the last chapter.

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Brilliant!
This fic so funny it almost killed me.
I think you shuld have won. Yeah but second place is not so bad.

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I don\'t think it deserved to win, but I\'m glad you thought so!

 

Teddy by dumbledorefluertwins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 297]

Summary: It's Teddy Lupin's first year at Hogwarts. As an orphan, he has bounced backwards and forwards between his grandmother and his godfather. Follow him on a journey where he discovers the values of friendship, family and love, along with fighting the prejudices against his father, and getting through Defense Against the Dark Arts, with a teacher who just seems to hate him for no reason...




*DH spoilers, obviously*

NOTE: I am sorry, but I have left this site, due to lack of time and personal issues concerning RL and the site. This story is discontinued here, but may well be posted elsewhere in the future.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 22111 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Published:
09/09/07 Updated: 11/03/08


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: With Love, Hugs and Warnings.

Great story, can't wait to read more of it.
;-)

 
Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 10/19/07 Title: Chapter 3: The Hogwarts Express

Hi
Great job, really good fanfic.
This chapter was a litle boring caus I think it was to simular to harry's first trip to hogwarts. But thats just me. Can't wait to find out wich house you put him in. see yeh ;-)

Author's Response: That\'s okay - it\'s your opinion! :) I can understand why, and I will remember that in the future. ;) ~Evie

 

Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 37701 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
09/27/07 Updated: 06/18/11


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 10/25/07 Title: Chapter 2: Rice Krispies and Comic Strips

Hi Ghoul.
Really great with a dursley fanfic :-).
I think you've really captured the souls and personality of them.
Just two misstakes, they have elevators at the ministry(so Hestia and Dedalus probably knew what it was) and Dudley knew dumbledore( he visited in book six)
update soon, this fic is really good.
srry for poor spelling, I'm not english.

Author's Response: Hi John, Thanks! I wrote that under the assumption that the elevators at the ministry were more \"magical\" and you didn\'t need to press a button to get them to come. I didn\'t think Dudley would remember Dumbledore by name a year later either. Your spelling is fine, by the way! ~Kristen : )

 
Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 11/12/07 Title: Chapter 3: été ŕ Paris

Ok even though I love this story very much
I kind of get annoyd by the fact that Dedalus know so litle about the muggle world. I mean even if he don't know any muggles he would have been out in the muggleworld sometime.

Besides that this is very good and I like the fact that Dudley don't know if he shuld like or dislike wizards.

If you have done any other hp fanfics for other sites I'd very much like to know.

Oh and the Chudley Cannon's wouldn't have a chance even if Krum was their seeker.

Sorry for poor spelling and grammar.
But I'm not English

Author's Response: Thanks for the Review! I agree about the Chudley Cannons thing (but Dedalus doesn\'t!) And this is my first fanfic, but I\'m happy to know you were interested in others!

 

A Fresh Start by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 314]

Summary: Scorpius Malfoy was brought up in the knowledge that he came from an old pure-blood family. Hogwarts is going to teach him a great deal more. Will he be able to rise above his family’s tainted past, or will history repeat itself?

First place in the 2007 Autumn Challenge’s New Beginnings prompt.

Nominated for Best History/Mystery in the 2008 QSQs!

Canon compliant with all seven books, however, not compliant with all interviews given by JKR.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Mental Disorders

Word count: 56993 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/04/07 Updated: 12/31/08


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 11/25/07 Title: Chapter 5: Ruffled Feathers

Wow this story is great. Going right to my favoriets list.
Since I started to read this today I will do a review on whole story.
This, is like children and grandchildren to old nazis in Germany. They propbably also have to take quite much crap because of what their family did.
Oh, naming the toad Dolores was true genius.

A litle canon error though, The boy named Creevy I guess have to be the son of Dennis Creevy. But he wasn't in the same year as Ginny and Luna.

I just hope Scourpius new letter reach the malfoys before they send their letters.

Ok update soon please

Johan =)

Author's Response: Eek! You\'re right. I\'ll add that to the list of things to fix when I get a chance. For now, I\'ll try to plough on ahead. Thanks for the review! :)

 

Colours Of Life by xombie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 61]

Summary: Each moment is a decision, defined by the circumstances. Who knows? Had it not been for an overprotective cousin, perhaps Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy could have been the best of friends. Perhaps in one point in time and space, they are. As it happens, their relationship was defined by one catalytic factor, James Potter, and now,they are sworn enemies.






This story is a chronicle of their first year at Hogwarts, and their last. It is a tale of happenstance and familial influence, of an enmity that was not theirs to decide. Read and find out how such an enmity can influence the lives of two innocent children and wreck them. Will the injury last forever?



Due to my heavy work-schedule, this fic will be on hold till early June. My apologies to all.



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3772 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/17/07 Updated: 01/22/08


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 12/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Hi Manu! :)
It was about time this got accepted. I just love the poetic kind of way that you write in.
Even though we don't see much of it in the prologue, I think you're really good at describing small detatails.
And yes choclate frogs are very tasteful.
I know I'm bad at reviews. Sorry Manu. I'd just wanna say keep the good work up.
Since I've already read the next part, I already knows that it's good too.
(: Johan ;)


Author's Response: I am sooo glad to see a DD pop up here, Jev XD. Ah yeah, you know what\'s coming, and thanks for reviewing, fellow DD. The DL is infinitely pleased. LOL. *hugs*

Author's Response: EDIT: I meant LEL, I swear!!!! *hides face* IT WAS A TYPO!!

 

Bare Bottomed Longbottom by leesmiley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Oft-ridiculed Neville Longbottom jumps at a chance to fit in with his fellow Gryffindors, a chance that requires a dangerous trek through Hogwarts in the buff. WINNER OF THE 2009 QUICKSILVER QUILL AWARD FOR BEST HUMOR STORY.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3667 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/09/08 Updated: 05/01/08


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 05/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROTFL, That was so funny. You should write more humor.

Neville seem to have discovered the great joy of streaking.

Keep up the good work.(I know you will.)

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! As a matter of fact, I do have another humor story planned, but it\'s a bit far down on the priority list at the moment. Still, be on the lookout because you never know when a short story is just going to pop out in the middle of something else.\r\n\r\nThanks again for the review! Now, I must go for my daily nude run around the neighborhood.

 

Broken by FaunaCaritas
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary:
Will Alice recover her sanity or will she be locked in darkness forever? Her fragile mind may be broken, but her courageous spirit is undefeated.

I am FaunaCaritas of Ravenclaw.
This is a response to the Colors of the Spectrum Challenge: Air.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders, Non-Consensual Sex, Violence

Word count: 2522 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/18/08 Updated: 04/20/08


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 04/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hi Steph! This was a wonderful story.

I especially liked the Alice POV, it was really deep and well described. The story was very touching, when I read Alice’s memory I couldn’t help, but to feel disgust and sad, like it was something that had really happened. The way you wrote Bellatrix, was pure brilliance. You manage to keep her perfectly IC and really show us why people think of her as the most evil of the dark Lord’s servants. I haven’t been as good as you and read all the submissions, unfortunately, but I really think this have a big chance to win.

I can’t find anything that I don’t like about this story. (Maybe the fact that Neville also named his daughter after his parent, but that is only a matter of taste.)

Good luck ;)

MvH Johan

Author's Response: Thanks Johan! Great to have your opinion, especially since I think your story is great too! The \'Claws are rocking the Challenge so far. Oh, and about the name thing, I agree. You see, I would never personally name a kid after a parent. But Neville seemed the kind of guy who would do that. Thanks again! ~Fauna

 

A Different View On Love by helz_belz
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 364]

Summary: James would do anything to get inside Lily’s head. Lily would do anything to get away from James. Lily was brewing a banned potion. James went to find her. Lily made a mistake and the potion exploded. James got his wish, but is it much more than he bargained for?

Now Complete!



After a year the Epilouge is now up! Come read for a bit of fun!!

Runner up QSQ - Best Chaptered Canon Romance


Reason for Nomination:
This is the most unique take on how James and Lily really got to know each other. The story is hilarious and keeps you laughing throughout, but it never lets you forget the serious stuff. Plus, she somehow manages to end each chapter with a nice cliffhanger.

~~hestiajones

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 51560 Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/23/08 Updated: 04/08/11


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 07/29/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Why Am I Doing This Again?

This story wasn't about what I thought it was about when I clicked the banner. But I liked it anyway. Great work Helen. I'll be coming back for more.

Author's Response: Yeah I found it hard to make a banner for this story. I'm glad you liked it anyway! Thanks for the nice review.

 

Undying Memories by jecleaver2
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Xenophilius looks at the woman he loves and dreams of the future. What will that future hold for him and his dreams. . .

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 854 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/25/08 Updated: 12/03/08


Reviewer: JOHN91043353 Signed
Date: 12/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Undying Memories

James as you know I really like what you did with your prombt, and it's a very cute story. I know you said you liked this pairing so you should definatly write more about them.

I was a bit confused bout where the Dementors came from and why they attacked the wedding. That could have been more explained I think.

Really enjoyed reading this again and I'm glad you got it accepted.

Author's Response: The only problem to the reason as to why the Dementors attacked is that I had a short amount of time to write this and I couldn't think of anything.

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