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Hi there,

I'm Raffles, proud to be a 'claw and lovin' it here on MNFF^^
You can also find me on the beta boards, with the same username.

About me: I am the (co-) owner of Neville,
I love cheese, doodling (if I find a blank piece of paper, I can assure you that in no time, it would be filled with hearts and stars^^), Harry Potter, Monty Python, Black-adder, Mr.Bean, Slum-dog Millionaire, vegetable soup, my kitty, my friends and family and many other things too (:

Please read and review my stories^^

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The Saving Bunnies From Evil Deaths Society by Just Tink

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 24 Reviews
Summary: Every Muggle has heard of Opposite Day, the one day of the year where you're allowed to act completely different than you normally would. But in the Wizarding world Opposite Day is much more literal...
Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Saving Bunnies From Evil Deaths Society

wow, that was such a GREAT story. I thought that the idea of the story is AMAZING and i think that you wrote it really well. I love your style of humor. It makes me crack up! :p
My favorite part in this story is“The Saving Bunnies From Evil Deaths Society!” Malfoy proclaimed proudly." I almost fell of my chair laughing. lol
congratulations on an AWSOME story!

Author's Response: ,thanks! I'm glad you liked it

Weasel King- Quest of the Quaffles by secret_lover

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: What if that song “Weasley is our King” (the Gryffindor version of course) was true? Ronald Billius Weasley is the King of Gryffindoria, and to marry the princess of Muggledon, he must rid the kingdom of Quaffles (evil monsters). Join this strange adventure with Ron and some of the gang. One-Shot of espresso :)!

Can also be seen on HPFF under Secret_Lover, who is ME...again!
Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 04/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Quest

lol. second time(or third im not too sure) i read this story and it still makes me crack up. its written really really good and i just love your style of writing. you have a great potential and talent. i love the way you made this story so unique and interesting. My favorite thing in this story is that the ´names of the quaffels match up with all those nasty slytherins. that just made me smile and laugh. And i also love your neville, you really created him perfectly to suit the style of the story. great job again and i hope you are still writing as you are really very good at it.^^made me smile and made my day jsut a little bit brighter yay^^

Author's Response: Ah, thanks, you made my day. I am trying to write. I am very very glad you liked this story. I couldnt get online tor ead fan fiction, so I decided to write my own. I never thought it would turn out so well. Thank you.

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Quest

Thats a great story. Its very funny and relates to the acual books because Harry did awake Ron.

Author's Response: Well thank you! I\'m glad you saw that too, it was te plan! Thank you for reading!

Like Father, Like Son by Mira Miracle

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 8 Reviews
Summary: Maths like it's taught in Muggle schools is useless, isn't it? In this matter, both Ron and his son Nick think alike. Unfortunately, they have to complete Nick's maths homework together - but luckily there's always some help around.

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 03/30/08 Title: Chapter 1: Like Father, Like Son

that was a really cute story. i think that you really got the charecters to be in-charecter and also, you made the story seem very real. i think that the last paragraph was a great ending. i loved the way mrs.weasley cleaned up eversything.
great job

The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 1349 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 07/27/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

Count Chocula hmm. i gotta try that one too. i love choclate and cheese. (theres a chocolate cheese aswell but i dont really like that much. its kinda gross and off putting.) I loved hermiones letter. That santa clause thing being an elf slavedriver. that was so funny. I never really thought about it that way though. hehe.
great story. I wonder what happens next!

Author's Response: I love Count Chocula! Can't say I like chocolate and cheese, but I like chocolate cheesecake! The Santa Claus thing was originally going to be a full-length humour story, but I got bored and decided not to use the idea. As for what happens next... well, there's one chapter left to go! You shall seeee!

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 07/27/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

yay, sirius isn't dead. that makes me so happy. i liked him. oh and i would need the address of that psychotherapist in london please. i actually like this voldy. I would have never ever in a million years guessed that blondeD was Harry potter on dudleys account. I thought it was, i dunno, britney spears or something. hehe. that just shows my naiveness.
Is this the end? (i hope not)
socks :P

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Yeah, this is the third story I've written in which Sirius isn't dead... and I have a fourth one in the works! Weirdly, I never liked Sirius all that much, but I don't want him to be dead. Weirdly, I like this Voldy, too! I actually found him rather likeable. And I don't think ANYONE guessed who BlondeD is (though a few people did guess Dudley), so don't worry. This is the end, but there are two chapters of a sequel up, called "The E-Journal of An Evil Janitor."

Socks to you, too!

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 07/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

yay!!! that was AWESOME!!!!!! (hundred more exclamation marks that I wont include in this review) . I loved it. It had me cracking up at like every sentence. I fell of my chair and hit my head laughing. (it's all your fault but i forgive you coz i love your story!)
I'm gonna read the second chapter now :)
Snake foe foul boy, thats so funny *wipes away tears of laughter*

Author's Response: Wow, thank you so much! I had waaay too much fun writing this one-- I think every second of it was fun to come up with. And "Snake Foe Foul Boy" was an idea that I had long ago and desperately wanted to include it in some story. This was my chance!

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 07/27/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

wow, these blogs keep getting better and better!!!
haha. a sneer competition in the olympics. that would be funny. Malfoy would probably win seeing that he only has two facial expressions: 'sneer' and 'smug sneer'
i cant wait to read de next chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Ah, Malfoy has ONE other expression- 'smirk!' But that one's a rare treat.

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 07/27/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

they have cheese flavored late's?!?!?!?!? omg i gotta get one of those!
(loved the chapter!)

Author's Response: Urgh! >_< Are you serious? If so.. AWESOME! Hahaha, you've got to be the first person who wanted a cheese latte! Honestly, the thought always utterly repulses me.

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 07/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

thats just coz im in love with cheese. hehe. (i once tried making cheese icecream. it didnt really work out. it was just frozen cheese and thats boring...)

Author's Response: Cheese ice cream... that's the most amazing thing I've ever heard. When I was three, I tried to make cheese soup by mixing cheese with fruit punch and microwaving it. Needless to say, it wasn't very good.

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 07/27/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

hahaha.(continues laughing for an hour) that was soooo funny. but wait. doeas the neither answer to the boxers or briefs question mean he wears thongs or no underwear at all?
wow cheese soup. that sounds good. (i know. im weird. i just looove cheese. and this chapter :)

Author's Response: Ahh, thanks! It means Voldemort wears NOOOO UNDIES... though he probably wouldn't say no to the occasional thong! And I LUUUUURVES cheese soup, I just don't like cheese soup made with fruit punch!

... And he Turned Around Snobbily and Strutted Away by Mind_Over_Matter

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 64 Reviews
Summary: "Strutting around the place with his friends and admirers..." ~Professor Snape, PoA

There may be some reason behind Snape's words.
Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 01/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Particularly Good Day

I loved this story. It was really funny. I just LOVE maudarer storys. Especially with lily in it. lol

Author's Response: Really? I\'m usually so annoyed by peoples\' characterisations of Lily.\r\nThank you for the great positivity. I think I\'ve written more in these review responses than I did in the actual story.

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Particularly Good Day

its great. i would have loved to hear more.

Author's Response: =) Too kind you are. Too kind indeed.\r\nThe Harry Potter Literary Storm could be classified as more, and it\'s certainly a lot better.\r\nThank you.

Teacups are the Nemesis of Small Furry Animals by InkandPaper

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: During the first scene in HBP, Fudge turned a teacup into a gerbil, and the Prime Minister 'gave the gerbil to his delighted niece'. Here is the tale of the girl Annabel, and the rather unfortunate gerbil named Teacup...it's canon!
Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 03/30/08 Title: Chapter 1: Of Gerbils and Other Tasty Things

that was a great story.
my favorite part was the ending
"the end of the short tale-or tail-" that was just hilarois.
great job

Author's Response: Aw, thanks!

Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 1509 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)


"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Uncle Ron Never Laughs

oooohhhhh. very interesting. I can already see that this story is going to a brilliant story. I think that the first chapter is amazingly written! I love the characterizations of all the weasley's and co. I think that the way you had Ginny cut her hair was a really great idea! I also loved the ending of this chapter were Harry gets all sad.
Oh and also, Im a big shipper of Neville/Luna so that made me happy ^^.
Overall: Congratulation on a brilliant start to what I am sure will be a Brilliant story!

Author's Response: Thanks very much! I really wish J.K. Rowling had put Neville and Luna together after the books, but I suppose that would have been too perfect of an ending, right? Hopefully you\'ll find the rest of the story as good!

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/23/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Aunt Hermione Knows It All

it is a very sad chapter. I am beginning to hate, no, to Despise Dick. However I think you did a great job of creating a villain like him. I also thought that it was really cute how Harry proposed to Ginny.
I cant wait to read the next chapter!

Author's Response: I must admit, I had a lot of fun making a villain out of him ;) Thanks for the review!

The Best (and the Worst) Years by james_fanatic

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 32 Reviews
Summary: James and Lily go through school together. They come to realize that they hate each other, and love each other. This is the story of their good times and bad times.
Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/25/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Owls

ooohhhh, very nice first chapter. I really like your style of writing. I think that you are really good at describing all the different characters. I can imagine each of their experiences perfectly after your descriptions. I also love the humor that you have woven into this story. I can't wait to read on!
GREAT job! *smiles*

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/25/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A New World

ooohhh very nice second chapter. I really like this story! Can't wait to read on!

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 05/25/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: And So, the Magic Begins

wow another great chapter. Your a really talented author. Great Job! YOU ROCK!!!

"It Unscrews The Other Way" by Pussycat123

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 112 Reviews
Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...

**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!

Reviewer: Raffles Signed
Date: 04/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: "It Unscrews The Other Way"

lol. that was a sweet and very funny story. i love that little janey weasley shes so cute. i also love the way you gave her rons red hair and hermoines bushy hair. It really makes her seem like their daughter. And that mischieve she caused... lol, she is truly fred(sob, so sad he died) and georges niece. I think that the marauders(so sad they died) would have liked her too. oooh i cant wait to read all the other janey weasley stories. they are most probably just as great(or even better) than this one. a great story, really made me smile:)

Author's Response: Thanks, I\'m glad you like Janey! She is most definitely a Weasley, after all, and the Marauders WOULD love her. Thanks for reviewing, I hope you enjoy the rest of the series!