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Banana Twins by Accio_Chocolate
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 89]

Summary: Fred and George babysit for their nieces. Despite being warned not to let the girls test new products, Uncles Forge and Gred do it anyway. I recently added a new rule to what the twins can't do, if you can spot it, you win a prize, but you have to review first! Warning: There is KARAOKE! Set after the final battle, c. 2005.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3262 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/03/05 Updated: 04/06/06


Reviewer: Catti Signed
Date: 09/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Hair Balls?

Ha this is great can't wait till the next chappie s up!!

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: Catti Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

HAHAHAHA!!! That was great!! One of the best fan fics i've evar read!!!!GO YOU!!!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad I made you laugh and use vast amounts of punctuation!

 

Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."

So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)

This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 4703 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/08/07 Updated: 08/22/07


Reviewer: Catti Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Songs From Act One

That was bloody brilliant!!
I love Phantom of the Opera and Harry Potter! Put them together you got one big SUPER-SIZED AWESOMELY AWESOME FAN-FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: THANK YOU SO MUCH! I\'ve never had so many exclamation points before in my life!

 

Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?



It better be just like this.



No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)



You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.



P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3145 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/07 Updated: 08/29/07


Reviewer: Catti Signed
Date: 08/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

I could actually picture all them doing the dances.

Bravo!! Anthor great musical parody!!

P.S. Do Wicked next.It's one of my faves!!

Author's Response: I would LOVE to see them dancing! Especially Snape! I\'m glad you liked it!

 

Home Improvement by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 62]

Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.



Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...



Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/07 Updated: 09/04/07


Reviewer: Catti Signed
Date: 09/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

Well it definatly wasn't your best but it wasn't your worst either. I think you do better at Voldie-poo

Author's Response: Yeah, me, too. But I wrote this about a year ago, and found it when my laptop crashed and I was transferring all my files... and I was like, \"Hmmm, I wondered where this was!\" So I figured, why not, let\'s submit it!

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