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*deletes old about me and bounces in* Hi folks! We're going to do two reps of squats, move onto the bench press, run on over the small step ladders for a minimum of 30 seconds to get those buttocks scrunching, and then we're going to collapse into a desk chair and read!

That's it! One! Two! Three - four! Reeelaaaaaaaxxx!

Vhe are - Dawnie & Steph Aspiring Spice Girls, Princess & Queen of the Typos, Two Top Investigators (and, quite obviously) Skinny pigs and Photobuckeneers.

Oh yeah.

Oh wowee. That was a nice little dumplin of b.s! Or like, interpretive dance in the form of words on a computer screen being blasted across all of the world to make some crazy dog lady drinking tea smile. Or, someone wearing very sexy cowboy boots in a very Salty Lake city grin. Or, it may even be possibly that someone in a very Ily-nnoying state of mind may be reading this. In which case, if you've recovered from the little workout earlier, you'd know I ♥ my sport, particularly the one I'm coordinated at, LJ & PV. Because the others are fun mostly for the laughs I get directed at me when I fall on my sweet little toushe. Although they may not be laughing with me. Hmm.

I'm a Turnip. I atually cooked some the other day, and heard their little plot-bunnies goig up in smoke with a guilty little voice wailing in my mind *cough* But I adore my SPEWlings more than anything, and I love the PIBETA gang more than they know. ♥

+ Winner of the 2006 QSQ Best Beta
+ Nominated 2006 QSQ Malicious Intentions Best Post-Hogwarts Fiction
+ Turnip of the Month August
+ Order of the Ravenclaw House Elves 3rd Class
+ SPEW reviewer of the month - January

Check out my newest stories, Emerald Tear Drops & Blind Winter.

An Irreplaceable Gift, shiny banner by Hatusu.

All The Same, beautiful banner by Foxy Wolf.

All That Glitters Isnt Gold, eerie banner by Kal Ho Naa Ho.

Malicious Intentions, wonderful banner by Fly To Dawn.

Currently working on my WIP Malicious Intentions and fighting the urge to bite my fingernails. Maybe Ill see you around some time, eh?

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The Second War Begins by OhISee

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Post-OOTP Harry and his friends have much more to worry about than classes and homework. They face the constant threat of Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort as the Second War takes hold. As teenagers, their roles in the war are expected to be minimal. However, Harry soon finds he and his friends must play a larger role than they ever imagined. The story will also involve the beginnings of H/G and R/Hr. Chapter 28 submitted! :)
Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 07/25/06 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - A Closed Door and an Opened Window

*sobwailscream* It said Updated! LIAR!

Birthday's a 'coming, and so are postcards and Prezzies!!!


Author's Response: Check again, Steph! I\'m waiting for your opinion! I\'m checking the mailbox every day in anticipation...

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 05/21/05 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - Conversations

Hey.. i hope this time it will actually post in chapter 22... Hey again! Phew, just read all of the chapters over again for the third time. Hehe, it's always good, and I'll always give it a ten because Lori has just such a great talent for writing (and beta-ing ;)) and i can't wait for the next chapter 2 b up!

Author's Response: Yay! Your review actually showed up when I logged in this time! Your review from 05/03/05 never did show up in my account. Since Harry has you, I guess I'll have to wait to get H and G together until you're done withe him, eh? hehe Anyway, thank you, as always, for your kind words. I can't believe you've read my entire fic three times! Hopefully the next chapter will be validated soon...it's already been four days.... :(

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 02/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: Rainy Days at Privet Drive


I hope you don't mind, but I've used a piece of your review in my summary for Malicous Intentions, basically promoting the story, and letting people know just what the great author's are reading!

Just tell me if you don't want your quote on there, I'll take it down instantly if you want =)


Author's Response: I don't mind at all. I'm honoured that you think of me as a 'great author'! **blushes** You're so kind.

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 03/23/05 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - Hermione's Surprise

Fluffier than my bunny rabbit! :D very sweet. i had a hunch she wanted it to be Ron! Ahh... loves tender kiss ~mwah~

Author's Response: Teehee...thanks!

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 04/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: Rainy Days at Privet Drive

That's right! That was when, to me, you were "OhISee," not "Lori." "Tonks Fate." I remember that chapter luridly. *smirk* Mugglecom.net and Leakymug.com.. Hmm. Well, for me, April Fools day finsihed at least 12 1/2 hours ago. You still have 4 horuas left, so people, enjoy the holiday! Oh, and do the W.O.M.B.A.T. test. 'Tis uber-riffic!

[Happy birthday, Fred and George Weasley] Glad you liked my review :) Everything was TRUE.

Author's Response: Thanks again, steph!

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 08/24/05 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Confusion

MMmm... homemade cookies. sounds good. Guess I'll have to make more of an effort! Little Hermione must get spoilt by her mummy! Or it is Mommy over there? Anyhoo, Chapter 7 was rejected, just thought I'de let you know, and I am eagerly awaiting chapter 26... btw the name Confusion. Nyce. Like Nicole said, Harry isn't a moron, but i think the title reflects what he's feeling and Miss Pavarti's feeling too... she is datf, no matter what you say tho. Ginny always has been a better choice for him. Just finshed chapter 12! I'm on a roll, but I myslef have some beta-ing to do, so toodles, my frined, and keep up the good work. :Bows out as the people throw their Lily's::

Author's Response: Ah, ma cherie! I did give you roses, but if you prefer homemade cookies... although, now it seems to be lillies... You're hard to please :). Yes, Hermione is spoiled... and you're right, it's mommy here. Tis the season for back to school, so I'm crazy busy preparing for that, so it may be a week or two before I've got ch26 ready to go. :( "Sorry 'bout that," (Hagrid, PS, movie). Take care, dearie! ::throws lillies AND hands over fresh homemade pie:: ;)

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 05/28/06 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - Resolution

Where are yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu? You seem to have disappeared of the eadge of the fanfiction EARTH! *looks for Lori under table* Updatification!!! ♥

Author's Response: \"I\'m here!\" the fanfic writer wails as the essays keep coming, covering her, drowning her... then final exams start their downpour, and she is lost...

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 03/31/06 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - Resolution

*jumps up and down, laughing manicaly and eating easter eggs* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! Go Lori!!! Woot, woot! Fabulous, fabulous! Okay, down to business. I absolutley LOVED this chapter, and noticed, that it was almost DOUBLE your ch. 26. Lor, more than 10, 000 words!!! Totally AWESOME. Well done, I'm so sooo happy for you! Come to think of it, you probably haven't even woken up yet, and don't even KNOW that your chapter is up! Woot Woot! I just love those words. I'll fix up my other reveiw and post it on here, wiht some extra stuff i picked up, later =)=)=) way to make my weekend, Mugglenet!

Author's Response: yummy easter eggs! I know the chapter was long. I felt obligated to make sure it was good and long since I made everyone wait so long for it. I did notice my chapter up before bedtime on Friday night, but now (Saturday) they've got that Leaky Mug thing going on, so I don't know how many people are still finding their way to fanfiction. Oh well, hopefully there's still a few more reviews out there for me! :D

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 06/06/05 Title: Chapter 1: Rainy Days at Privet Drive

OKAY lori, get your ass into gear! Write another chapter, or at least respond to my email! HAHa Lmao= LaughMyAssOff. I would had thought you'd know that one, considering your proffesion...*ttyl* you know what that means... right?

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 06/06/05 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 - Some Won, Some Lost

Damn. Did it again. Here it is for everyone else to see =-) OKAY lori, get your ass into gear! Write another chapter, or at least respond to my email! HAHa Lmao= LaughMyAssOff. I would had thought you'd know that one, considering your proffesion...*ttyl* you know what that means... right?

Author's Response: Hey Steph... what email? Did you send an email? I haven't got one from you in awhile... Okay, okay, I'll get my ass in gear! And yes... I know what ttyl means ... I'm not completely in the dark ages!!! Even though I am OLD!! ;)

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 03/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Rainy Days at Privet Drive

*points to review below and nods* -And cookies, If you're able. Me thinks i'm Hungee after school... -But a Chapter would also be nice =)

Author's Response: *points to response below and smiles* Go ahead, refresh your memory with ch25 and 26. Chapter 27 is a comin'!!!

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 06/25/05 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 - Some Won, Some Lost

OMG Melindaleo... Lor, she's a a better reviewer than me! Lolz, I've got writiers block, so to keep me motivated PLEASE, PLEASE update soon! Hope you hols are goin well!!! LOLZ im hammered from MOCktails which is a lil strange, coz the screen is WAY TOO BRIGHT, so ttyl, Lor, and get started on that 25th chappie!

Author's Response: Errrr ... I think you've been sitting far too long in front of the computer, Stef. Time to take a break!!! ;)

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 10/24/05 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - Below the Belt

"You're actions speaking so loudly i can't hear what you're syaing" applies to one Ginerva Weasley. Who would have thouyght she could be so weak! Anyway, is Erena.. (sp?) Imperaused? (sp?) geez...online dictionary needed. Im just glad the rookm has a key! LOL id love to know what in your suitcase, luv! Once again, awesomeatic, and i really didnt see any struggling in the chapter, im just on the edge of my seat, hoping they'll release Miss Pavarti.. coul i possibly feel sorry for dear Patil? OH, and was the Death Eater Amycus or Wormy? TTFN! ~Steph*

Author's Response: Hello m'dear! Hmmm... so many questions, but of course I can't answer any! :D I do have one for you though... whose Amycus? Hmmm... And yes, I think you are starting to feel sorry for Parvati. Tis a funny thing.

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 03/02/06 Title: Chapter 1: Rainy Days at Privet Drive


Author's Response: Is that buzzing in my head another symptom of my cold? hmm... strange.

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 05/03/05 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - Conversations

Hey Lori! This is whithout a doubt my favourite fanfic!!! [hehe, i know, sucking up] it shows just what talent you have whne you look at the stats to the right of this. right now theres 11098 authors and less than 3000 stories! it shows that people like Lori have real talent....as apposed to your truly who just cant seem to get that stupid second chapter submitted! The first ones up however![shamless plug i know] i so pleased that H/p broke up! as i said before 'miss pavarti barks up my wrong bowtruckle'....[okay, i get it, now its just old!] Geez, i hope Gin didn't have her hopes up. Harry isn't lookig for a new girlfriend any time soon. after all hes got me....

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 09/07/05 Title: Chapter 1: Rainy Days at Privet Drive

Hey there mate! My computer crashed, hope you've got those files! LOL nice to see im not the ony one you chat to, I can just imagine my lone screen name on your MSN list. I updated my story again, after fixing some little details, so lets hope for the best, shall we? Kepp up the goos work Lori! Im looking forward to a sneakypeeky, if you're nice enougn to give me one...:

:Bows as the people throw their frangipani's:: I love them, they're really bootiful, just like me! LMAO then you looik at my screen name, 'Lurid' and get confused :/ Lots of Luv! ~Steph*

Author's Response: frangipani's, eh? hmmm....

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 08/15/05 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Confusion

Hey hun! Lets just say this chappie is awesomatic (one of my famous made up words) and leave it at that? No? You want more? STONE THE FLAMIN CROWS! THIS IS FAIR DINKHAM AWESOME! lol go the odd Aussie sayings. I really should stop remembering those stupid quotes from H&A!

Like Nat said, DO SOMETHING! Pavarti can't die, no matter how much that darn girl annoys me. "On the other hand..." (AD, HBP) Lavender is welcome to waltz right in Voldie abode =D Won-Won wont miss her!

Toodles, mate, another fab-tastic chapter! Can;t wait for the next one! ;) ~Steph*

Author's Response: Hey Steph! I am honoured you consider my chappie to be "awesomatic"! I've got my plans for Miss Parvati, no worries. I shall 'tie' up those loose ends shortly. **snickers gleefully** As always, thanks for reviewing, hun!

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 08/15/05 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Confusion

Ah yes, and Points go to Pavarti for even thinking about Floo Powder.. Harry really should give her more credit! And thankyou, thankyou, for mentioning me! ::Bows out as the people throw their roses::

Author's Response: **Throws roses to the magnitrileccent Steph** Yes... Parvati isn't a complete idiot... she is a Gryffindor after all; she's got to have some spunk and guts. :D


Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 11/12/05 Title: Chapter 1: Left Behind

Well, I saw your review on the lovely Fatima's story Voice Upon the Waves, and thought i should check out at least on of your stories, as I am hoping to escalate my story to a level that is that of the moderators. I enjoy a number of the other new mods stories, but this one has caught my eye. I usually dont read stories that are completed, I love the thought of not knowing whats happening, but occasionally, a story like this pops through and enlightens me. I'm off to read later chapters!

Reviewer: Lurid Signed
Date: 11/12/05 Title: Chapter 2: Potions & Charms

Leave it to Luna to be so blunt andstraight to the point. That's why I love her! She's just so aware of whats goign on around her in an odd way, although she doesnt appear to take mucyh notice, obviously, if she's in Ravenclaw its all stored in the head somewhere! You captured her personaloty perfectly in those few lines, well done! Also... the "falling from grace" comment and Ginny's interest int the subject....could Gin Gin be pregnant? I shall find out...