Hello, I am Hannah! I have two chapters of a Voldy humour fic written and beta-d(just need to get it validated...) that I hope to get up soon. I also have a mini-gauntlet fic that was just accepted. You should go read it now. It's random, and not really about the prompts in the end, but it's my first fic I ever got validated. *is happy* (the title is the numbers I chose. See if you can find them in the story. Each number=one prompt.
I have decided to put some random stuff one here! Hooray for randomness!
Stuff I like:
getting hysterical 15-minute laugh attacks while in school (this has happened I think 3 times so far)
my kitty, Blackie
Okay, enough words for now. I have a collection of some 109 words in my "Writer's Notebook" but unfortunately that's at school and I don't think my Langauge Arts teacher trusts me to take it home. Oh well. I'm pretty sure that those are all real words, but I'm not exactly certain about some of them.
I'm a big fan of J.K. Rowling (duh), Roald Dahl, Lemony Snicket, Tamora Pierce, Philip Ardagh, Eoin Colfer, Brian Jacques, and many others. I really like reading, but I'm just diving into the world of fanfiction. So far, I like it here.
I have an account on the COS Forums, but I really just got it so I could post on the Spoof Riddle Diary thread. I think that's enough randomness for now. I can't really think of anymore lists to write. TTFN, ta-ta for now!
Summary: "Monty Python and the Goblet of Fire" explores the profound question of what scenes from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" would be like if they were done as Monty Python sketches. Here the fic begins. A parody of the "Swedish subtitles" bit during the beginning credits of "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." Written for a GoF parody challenge. Rated PG-13, because I'm unsure of the language factor. (Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Monty Python, JK Rowling, or the owners of the Unofficial Monty Python site, who helped me out enormously. I'm making no money from this)
Gigglesnort! That was really funny! You should do something for the cheese shop sketch too. That would be hilarious.
Summary: In 7th year Lily learns that Remus fancies Sirius. The only way she can get them together is with the help of one she hates: James Potter. Includes perspective of Remus, James, Sirius, and Lily. WARNING- readers may die of laughter.
Ooh! Yay! I just love it so much; it's so sweet, and it's funny, and I just love it!
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
That was hilarious! I love your stories! Except I kind of ruined my homework by reading this while I was trying to write it, and the characters ended up having a conversation about the fourth wall falling down... but it didn't have a plot anyway so I don't really care. I'm jealous though, because my story just got rejected for lack of believability. I didn't even know humour fics could be rejected for lack of believability. Anayway... good luck with your book!
Author's Response: Oh yeah, the first couple ideas I pitched here weren\'t believable enough. Even humor fics, unless they\'re blatantly AU or OOC, have to be believable. You can only push suspension of disbelief so far. Ruined homework, though, I can\'t do anything about. But I\'d think their discussion of the fourth wall would get you extra points. Well, I\'d give it extra points.
Funny funny funny! I love your stories!
Author's Response: Yay! I love lovely reviews. :D
Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).
That's hilarious! The funny thing is, when I was in 4th grade, I wrote a story about a gint squirrel named Bob. But he wasn't rabid.
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
That was so funny! I probably would have fallen out of my chair if it hadn't been an armchair. I ws giggling so hard my dad thought I had lost it.
Author's Response: What a splendid username. I\'m so glad it made you laugh. Most of it was written extremely late at night, sending paragraphs back and forth at an astonishingly rapid rate.
Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.
So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!
I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.
I loved it. I went and borowed the album from my dad because I didn't have the whole album on my ipod, just so I could know all the tunes. There were a couple places where I started trying to follow the song and your words and my little brain got confused. But I really, really liked it.
Author's Response: Hooray! It\'s cool that you were able to listen to the album..
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
That is ssssooooooo awesome! You rock! I just realized that that sounded a little bit like Bella in the Dark Lord's Blog, minus the chatspeak. gigglesnort. Anyway, I love your work.
Author's Response: Haha, that\'s okay! That\'s an absolutely brilliant username you\'ve got there!
Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
Yay! I love it! (My favorite is BodyEnvy with white nectarine and pink coral flower ;)) I love Violet's annoying optimism. Especially how it just /bothers/ Snape.
Author's Response: I really have no idea how to respond to this. I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
Summary: In this story you shall find a naked Marauder, House Elves with lime green paint, McGonagall in a skimpy red rubber dress, and a scheming Sirius Black. Written by Gryffindors very random in their ways, such as writing stories like this, three words at a time.
Authors were: Mrsgeorgeweasley, hansolohpfrk, Stubbornly_appeared, beauty and brains, dragonwings, voldy, stareyed_in_LA, Disappearance 26, pureblood.princess, meryal, Euphrates, james_fanatic, Beauiful Dreamer07, Madame Maruader, Noel Weasley, kehribar, solemnlyswear_x, Secret Seeker, SnowyHedwig112, Dumbledore Prince, TheFluffyBunnyOfDOOM, life_lemons, Nutz-chan, _bridges_, harrypotterfangirl21.
I wrote the words in brackets:
Why in the world is there [a Flying Cow] flying right there
plus a bunch more, but those are my favourite, because they cemented the cow into the story. I feel happy!
~Bunny and Regulus
Author's Response: Oi, Bunny (and Reg)! Squee, right back at ya. The flying cow is quite enjoyable, isn\'t it? Glad you\'re happy. (Modly wrath may approach, keep a lookout for SPAM) -Stubby (about to declare herself the official responder-to-reviews)
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Aww! That made me laugh and cry at the same time, just like Dumbledore's funeral. I love it. It's just absolutely splendiferously spifftastic. Good job.
Author's Response: Thank you! I always enjoy your reviews and your interesting words like \'spifftastic.\' (Dude, I think I say that sometimes!) I laughed at Dumbledore\'s funeral, too, because remember how there was all that buzz about toast with Dumbledore\'s face on it? And there was the fire on Dumbledore\'s tomb, and I just went, \"DUMBLEDORE TOAST!\"