UPDATE: I am officially on HIATUS. I have one midget plotbunny, and I think The Potter's Wedding Vows might be finished too. I'll be on, just not writing, ok?
Well, hello there. Through some random plot twist you ended up at my bio.
Likes:The colour green, chocolate, music, rhinestones, sequins, inside jokes, random dancing, television, MNFF, the Internet, Twilight, etc., etc.
Dislikes:Rude people, most non-canon shippers, raisins, Voldy.
Fave authors: JKR (no duh), Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, many many others.
I have some poems posted here. I hope you like them and leave some reviews. Any ideas would be sincerely appreciated.
I'm also BellaHermione on FF.net, and I just posted a new story. Review, myesss?
How The Other Half Lives (Prologue) by Jase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione accidentally end up in an alternate dimension.
Kinda serious, but cools too
Dursley Gets Drilled by MsTattersall
Rated: [Reviews - 46]
Summary: Uncle Vernon has a bad toothache, and the only dentist who can see him on a Saturday is a Dr. Granger. What he doesn't know is gonna hurt him. Open wide!
Hee hee!!! I love!!! this story!!!!
Caffeine High by Chaos Illusion
Rated: [Reviews - 103]
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.
omg i luv this story!!! u should do it with the slytherins!! or Luna!!
A Very Harry Christmas by Jase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 203]
Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! I like the Harry licking a lollipop part!
I hate H/Hr shipping but that wasn't too mushy so A+ 10 thousand kadrillion out of 10
OMG I LOOOOOVE THIS STORY! Especially the 12 Days of Christmas!
Hermione Lurves Ron: *ROFLOL's so hard that she falls off her chair and hurts herself* Ohmygosh this is HILARIOUS! My fave is when Luna gets her 12 shots of crucio!
Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls by GwendolynJames
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 72]
Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.
Hee Hee Hee!! AWESOME!!
heeheeheee!!!!!!!!
What Really Happened in the Third-Floor Corridor by Artimus Moneytrouser
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]
Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.
wow. I think this ought to be over 1-2 years, tho bcuz that is equal to a g in american ratings, or in newhere else, meant for little kids
But I forgot I REALLY LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
What Really Happened Down in the Chamber by Artimus Moneytrouser
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.
Ohhhhhkk then. I really like htis but I also think that you should get some help. No I'm not talkin about grammar
Penname: Hermione Granger by Cassiel Oliviari
Rated: [Reviews - 41]
Summary: Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks. AU
OH PLEEEEEEEEEEZ UPDATE SOON! THIS IS GIVING ME A LAFF AND A HALF
Ronald Ebenezer Scrooge Weasley by JoWannabe
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 58]
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Ron is shown the error of his ways by four ghosts. Will he learn his lesson before it is too late?
Yay! I luved it!
Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 831]
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
just a couple misspellings but awesome
ballet bar-ballet barre
and in a couple chapters headquaters-headquarters
Author's Response: K, thanks!
I really really love your story but PLEASE go back and spell-check! It's driving me insane!
Author's Response: All in good time - I have classes to teach.
Spirits in the Future by JessicaH
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 587]
Summary: Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily try to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And who are the redhead children running down the stairs? Why have they been sent?
The story is placed in the future, years after Voldemort's death, but danger is still lurking.
Features Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.
Joint winner in the genfic category of the Multifaceted Fanfiction Awards
Oh! I luv the ending!
Author's Response: Awww, thanks :D
Ron Weasley and the Wizard Exchange Program by mysteriousnight
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Ron Weasley finds out that he is eligible to praticipate in the Wizard Exchange Program, a program in which two witches or wizards exchange lives for 3 months. But something goes terribly wrong with Ron's application!!
That's kind of a cliffie! ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE AT ALL?????
The Only Ones He Ever Feared by Ashwinder
Rated: [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Lord Voldemort has an encounter or two he'd rather forget. Sort of an explanation for the origin of all the Voldemort's daughter Mary Sues in the fandom.
The Curse Of The Lemon Drops by sitopanaki
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 121]
Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape – to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?
hahahaha!!!!! i like the "wild west" part!!
