Penname: Hermione Lurves Ron [Contact]
Real name: Bella
Member Since: 03/29/07
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UPDATE: I am officially on HIATUS. I have one midget plotbunny, and I think The Potter's Wedding Vows might be finished too. I'll be on, just not writing, ok?

 

Well, hello there. Through some random plot twist you ended up at my bio.

Likes:The colour green, chocolate, music, rhinestones, sequins, inside jokes, random dancing, television, MNFF, the Internet, Twilight, etc., etc.

 

Dislikes:Rude people, most non-canon shippers, raisins, Voldy.

 

Fave authors: JKR (no duh), Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, many many others.

I have some poems posted here. I hope you like them and leave some reviews. Any ideas would be sincerely appreciated.

 

I'm also BellaHermione on FF.net, and I just posted a new story. Review, myesss?

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How The Other Half Lives (Prologue) by Jase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione accidentally end up in an alternate dimension.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1906 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/30/07 Title: Chapter 2: Part 2

Kinda serious, but cools too

 

Summary: Uncle Vernon has a bad toothache, and the only dentist who can see him on a Saturday is a Dr. Granger. What he doesn't know is gonna hurt him. Open wide!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3990 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 11/09/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/19/07 Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)

Hee hee!!! I love!!! this story!!!!

 

Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 05/12/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders

omg i luv this story!!! u should do it with the slytherins!! or Luna!!

 

A Very Harry Christmas by Jase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 203]

Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)

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The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18765 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 12/01/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Flightmare Before Christmas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! I like the Harry licking a lollipop part!

 
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 7: The Twelve Days of Christmas

I hate H/Hr shipping but that wasn't too mushy so A+ 10 thousand kadrillion out of 10

 
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/30/07 Title: Chapter 12: White Christmas

OMG I LOOOOOVE THIS STORY! Especially the 12 Days of Christmas!

 
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/31/07 Title: Chapter 7: The Twelve Days of Christmas

Hermione Lurves Ron: *ROFLOL's so hard that she falls off her chair and hurts herself* Ohmygosh this is HILARIOUS! My fave is when Luna gets her 12 shots of crucio!

 

Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/04 Updated: 11/24/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls

Hee Hee Hee!! AWESOME!!

 
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 05/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls

heeheeheee!!!!!!!!

 

Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 626 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/04 Updated: 11/28/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter

wow. I think this ought to be over 1-2 years, tho bcuz that is equal to a g in american ratings, or in newhere else, meant for little kids

 
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter

But I forgot I REALLY LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

 

Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 985 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/30/04 Updated: 11/30/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter

Ohhhhhkk then. I really like htis but I also think that you should get some help. No I'm not talkin about grammar

 

Summary: Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks. AU

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2058 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 12/13/04


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

OH PLEEEEEEEEEEZ UPDATE SOON! THIS IS GIVING ME A LAFF AND A HALF

 

Ronald Ebenezer Scrooge Weasley by JoWannabe
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 58]

Summary: On Christmas Eve, Ron is shown the error of his ways by four ghosts. Will he learn his lesson before it is too late?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5053 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/21/04 Updated: 01/04/05


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 5: It's Not Too Late

Yay! I luved it!

 

Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/23/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five: Like Marshmallows From A Baby

just a couple misspellings but awesome
ballet bar-ballet barre
and in a couple chapters headquaters-headquarters

Author's Response: K, thanks!

 
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/23/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...

I really really love your story but PLEASE go back and spell-check! It's driving me insane!

Author's Response: All in good time - I have classes to teach.

 

Spirits in the Future by JessicaH
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 587]

Summary: Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily try to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And who are the redhead children running down the stairs? Why have they been sent? The story is placed in the future, years after Voldemort's death, but danger is still lurking. Features Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.

Joint winner in the genfic category of the Multifaceted Fanfiction Awards

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 108188 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/27/05 Updated: 11/17/05


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/31/07 Title: Chapter 26: After the Battle

Oh! I luv the ending!

Author's Response: Awww, thanks :D

 

Summary: Ron Weasley finds out that he is eligible to praticipate in the Wizard Exchange Program, a program in which two witches or wizards exchange lives for 3 months. But something goes terribly wrong with Ron's application!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 904 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/05/05 Updated: 02/05/05


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Letter

That's kind of a cliffie! ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE AT ALL?????

 

Summary: Lord Voldemort has an encounter or two he'd rather forget. Sort of an explanation for the origin of all the Voldemort's daughter Mary Sues in the fandom.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1169 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/22/05 Updated: 03/22/05


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

odd. funny, but odd

 

The Curse Of The Lemon Drops by sitopanaki
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13624 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/03/05 Updated: 09/17/07


Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/21/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: When Nothing Is Reversed, Deeply Are You Cursed

hahahaha!!!!! i like the "wild west" part!!

 
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