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Dance With Me by CLee
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 106]

Summary: Past Featured Story...Hermione smiled, glancing up into her new husband's face. "It's beautiful out here," she whispered. "Yes," Harry replied softly, staring into his wife's eyes intently, "it certainly is." (One Shot)

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1450 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/10/04 Updated: 11/10/04

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 04/25/05 Title: Chapter 1: Dance With Me

*sobs* such a sad story..beautiful, but so sad...


Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 327]

Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26129 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
12/30/04 Updated: 02/19/05

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 8: Transition

*turns blue from laughing and not breathing* oh my gosh the deleted scene was brilliant!! PLEASE write another story like this i beg of you XD

Author's Response: *provides oxygen tank* LOL, thank you!!!!!!!!! I'm thinkin' about writing a serious story, and then I'm gonna write another story like this, I think...:D

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 04/25/05 Title: Chapter 8: Transition

LOL!! Best part: Oh, Dudley! BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. serves Tom right lol!

Author's Response: LOL, I agree, it does serve Tom right!! Glad you liked it and thanks for reviewing!!!


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.

Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 11/02/06 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve: Normality, Almost

You actually reduced me to hunting down marshmallows to eat for the rest of the story XDDDD;; bravo!

Author's Response: Hahaha - brilliant! Ha - love that image, thanks for that! :D


Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 55076 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
01/17/05 Updated: 03/14/06

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 11: Harry’s Second Tantrum and Mrs. Wealey’s Punishment

wonderful chapter! this is a great story, but Harry has to stop crying so much. my little brother (who is also 5) is not nearly as hot-tempered. i guess it's just Harry....keep up the great work!

Author's Response: But your little brother isn't really a teenager trapped in a five-year-old's body. Plus, Harry has been through a lot of traumatic events to deal with. I realize this might sound rude, but that is not my intention. I just like to clarify any questions for all my readers.


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 02/27/05 Title: None

*falls off chair laughing* i guess i'm very easily amused...either that this is a great story! especially the ending. submit the next chapter soon!


Summary: Post OotP:

His vision blurred by blood and the lack of glasses he willed himself to his desk grabbing for his quill, ink, and parchment. Unable to stand, he slumped back down to the floor. Hands shaking wildly, he managed to write one word.

The wait is over...

“You know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.” Ron turned the page for Hermione and scanned the list of cruel and unusual jinxes and spells that he thought were a shoo-in for an unforgivable.

~Patrony :)<

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 128076 Chapters: 22 Completed: No
04/28/05 Updated: 09/20/06

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 12/23/05 Title: Chapter 20: Eleven Fifty-Seven

From what I gather from your author's note, you were in the hospital! Oh dear, I've been there too many times. Are you alright? I guess you're ok enough to write another chapter, and it was great! :) 11/10, if I could.

Author's Response: Yeah, I spent some time there, it's such a fun place... *grumble,grumble* Sorry that you've spent an unhealthy amount of time there too, Colloportus, but so far so good, right? Next chapter is a transitional chapter... they're always difficult to make sure that you're crossing your t's, dotting your i's, and connecting all the plot dots while still being interesting and most importantly entertaining. Thanks for the 11! ~Patrony :)


S'mores by Crystallic Rain
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7592 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
07/31/05 Updated: 09/02/05

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 12/10/05 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

Did I already comment on this? Oh well. I just wanted to say (again) that this is the best fanfic of all time. *bows and leaves*

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 11/23/05 Title: Chapter 3: Part Three

This is the BEST FANFICTION OF ALL TIME! I'm not exaggerating. I've read so many and this definitely tops them all. A bazillion/10! <3

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 03/18/06 Title: Chapter 3: Part Three

I swear I cannot so much as LOOK at a piece of chocolate without bursting out laughing! I love this fanfic! 999999/10


Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05

Reviewer: Colloportus Signed
Date: 10/23/05 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

This is a beautiful piece, I could really relate to Harry....gosh you made me cry so hard. I'm definitely adding it to my favorites.

Author's Response: Thank you, Colloportus. JKR made Harry so easy to identify with - it's why he's my favorite character :). I'm glad my fic made you feel a connection with him, and hope it's not because you've been touched by loss. Thanks again :).

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