I'm Lily Avalon, a 16 year old HP obsessive from England.
Fave colour: Red
Fave book: DH
Fave movie: The movies don't do much for me I'm afraid, they only disappoint. If I had to choose, PS because it's the closest to it's ink and paper beginning.
Fave characters: Luna (duh), Fred and George, Dobby, Tonks, Fleur, Neville, Dumbledore and the trio.
Fave ship: R/Hr
MY FAVE BOOKS AND SERIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT! (Excellent terminology there!)
Harry Potter (Well duh!) - JK Rowling
His Dark Materials - Phillip Pullman
Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
Keys to the Kingdom - Garth Nix
The Mediator - Meg Cabot
A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!
Wow... you blow my mind! This is just so... so... random! hurrah for randomness and peanut butter sandwiches... on toast!
Author's Response: TOAST!!!!!!! WHERE?!?!??!?
Your randomness inspires my imagination. Ohh boy. Dangeroud territory. I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... ever so slightly hyper. Oh dear...
Author's Response: Aww, that\'s special. I inspired imagination.... Uh oh. :) Just kidding. Good luck finding an outlet for that!
*nodds siriusly* Circles are indeed scary.
Author's Response: Yeah, but Sarah is now over her fear. I know, very shocking.
Author's Response: It\'s so much less amusing now.... I can yell, \"Circles!\" and she doesn\' shriek or cringe. She\'ll just stare at me. It makes me tear up inside.
Summary: Join in the twisted fun and scandal with this Harry Potter Soap Opera!. ***Thank You to My Wonderful Helper, Black Ink!***
Ow. I think I just feel off my chair laughing. Yeah I did. Ow.
Wow, Dumbledore was so cool in this chapter!
"Oh yes? Well, then, I suppose I'll just have to beat you to death with a petrified vampire-cat!"
Keep up the amazingly random work!
Author's Response: thank you:) i appreciate the enthusiasm:)
Summary: Hermione convinces Harry and Ron to go with her to the auditions for Professor Lockhart's new Drama Club. This is Harry's first foray into show biz, and he's not at all impressed.
An interesting idea, loving Lockhart singing and dancing. Also love how you captured the characters personalities. Thumbs up!
Author's Response: Why thank ya! TOMROHT
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
Your randomness inspires me!
Author's Response: Yay! I\'m always happy to be inspirational!
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Such a good idea! I love how it's not just a diary but looking back at a diary. That's really cool. I also love how it's marauder era, but the main character's Alice, she needs more coverage! Go you!
Summary: Ever wondered how the Dursley's managed to get off the island after Hagrid and Harry took their boat? Read on to find out...
Finally, the mystery is solved! Yay! Well done this is great! And thank you for going detective and discovering the secret of "how the Dursleys got off that rock!".
Summary: Sequel to the parody 'Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince', which I am proud to state won the 2006 Quicksilver Quill award for best humor. Prior reading is advised, but not absolutely necessary.
Yay! You just made my day a little brighter, although it's night now so it's not really day, I guess "you made my night brighter" would make more sense...
Except that it doesn't...
Anyway, thank you for such a wonderful welcome back chapter! It's amazing, keep up the good work!
Author's Response: Yay thank you! I\'m sooooo glad that people have found this straight away, it only got accepted about two hours ago. Oh yay!
Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?
This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.
What a brilliant idea... and what a Great story!
I was a bit slow getting the "Widebuttocks" thing, typical me!
Ha ha... Fagman... *snigger*
Author's Response: Hey, at least you caught it. My sister didn't get it until I told her. *sniggers too*