B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L Banner by the talented Pixichik118 (Alyssa)
Hullo, I’m Priz, your hyper, Mexican 13-year-old that uberly adores Harry Potter. :D
Banner by the amazing Hokey (Jenn)
I enjoy making Banners, drawing, listening to music, debating, reading and writing.
My favourite characters are Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley.
I ship Draco/Me (no joke, I love that ship), Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks and Harry/Ginny.
Banner by Moi!
I was sorted into the amazing Toaster House (Gryffindor) and I’m a member of the MNFF Toaster Trio. :D
Astonishing Banner by BeautifulDreamer07 (Hallie)
Awesome banner by Hokey (Jenn)
Info and Summary: Keep Holding On is my very first fic. It’s a Dark/Angst one shot that narrates Roxanne’s last moments alive. Songfic to Avril Lavigne’s Keep Holding On.
Characters: KHO features my OC Roxanne and Draco. Fortunately, my readers have said I managed to keep my beloved Slytherin IC and that Roxanne dosn't suck that much.
Ships Draco/Roxanne, in other words, Slytherin/Slytherin. :D
Rating and Warnings: 3rd--5th , Character Death.
Beta(s): Ash (Biscuits) and Ellie (though, the story had already been submitted and validated by the time she sent my fic back)
Random Fact: Roxanne’s middle name is Hope. This isn’t mentioned in the story.
Breathtaking Banner by Solemlyswear_x (Mel)
Info and Summary: Starlight and Shadows is a poem written in Ginny’s POV after Harry’s death. She allows sorrow to invade her as she recalls the night her beloved Harry slipped away.
Characters: Ginny, Harry is mentioned in the Flashback stanzas.
Rating and Warnings: 3rd--5th , Character Death.
Beta(s): Ash (Biscuits) and Kate (Euphrates)
Random Fact: I wrote this in the middle of the night, gazing at the stars. Night skies bring inspiration!
G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S banner by Sayiansirius (KC)
Info and Summary: Dear Diary is my very first attempt at writing a chaptered humor fic. The fic is composed by entries that I shamelessly stole from Dave’s diary. They give us an insight of a Dementor’s harsh life.
Characters: Dave D. Dementor, Josh, Aeneas the Depraved Boss. Some canon characters mentioned… but they don’t really participate in the story.
Ships None, yet.
Rating and Warnings: 1st—2nd years, None.
Beta(s): Ash (Biscuits) and Shmergo (Shmerg_The_Impaler)
Status: WIP ;)
Random Fact: This story started as a drabble for the Gryff In-Houshe challenge, but Dave kept annoying me with his ‘I want to be the famous, published diarist I was born to be’ rant, so I decided to submit the story to MNFF’s Archive.
Dave’s Note: You should totally read this! We Dementors have seriously misunderstood existences and my diary is like, just perfect to dignify us all. Plus, I’m absolutely amazing and, since the story focuses on me, you’ll love it!
Author’s Note regarding Dave’s Note: Ok, so the fic isn’t that amazing. Dave’s just extremely self-centered.
Have fun, dearies!
Summary: Fourth in the Janey Weasley series – oh no, it’s not over yet!
I’m Janey Weasley, and this little one shot is from MY perspective – lucky you! I’m nearing my twenty-first birthday, and there’s lots going on. Job interviews, family gatherings, along with lots of other matters of interest. Read on, and you’ll find out exactly what’s been going on since the last look in you got on my life! It’ll be amusing for you, I’m sure – it always is when you’ve a loopy family, barmy friends and boyfriend and ... well, mostly just the bit about having a loopy family. Welcome to my world!
aaaaaw!!! that's lovely! it really is :D
Author's Response: Aw, thanks, I appreciate it ... I really do. =D
Summary: This is a poem about Ron's last moments on Earth. That's all I can say without giving too much away.
*cries* Oh my... it's really touching!
Personally, I adored how you show Ron's brave and Gryffindor side. I think it's quite in-character that he would save Harry.
I really like how you develope rythm and rhyme.... you're really good! keep it up! :D
Author's Response: Why, thank you Priz! I\'m glad I could get such a good reaction from you! I enjoy the goofy Ron but I love showing his Gryffindor side as you said. This was just the perfect chance to show that side! I have two more stories with a beta and i one you\'ll see a slightly goofy yet brave and caring Ron. They should be sent in soon and I hope you like them as well!
Summary: The cries of victims,
Reaching your ears.
The rain on your face,
Merging with tears.
A poem about the final battle and the loss of a happy ending (hence the title).
Ay wow! Otro poema realmente impresionante!
Honestly, this poem is rather breathtaking.
The description astounds me! You switch from the soft feeling of relief (perhaps?)
Gentle hands lift you up,
A voice whipsers goodbye.
That is when you know,
You are going to die.
To the strong anguish and anticipation that death causes.
The spell hits its target,
You are thrown off the floor.
Your head starts pounding,
You feel very sore.
Personally, I loved the last two lines. They are a great ending!
Yes... it was sad, but astonishingly good all the same :D You're a true poet!
Keep it up!
Author's Response: Me hace feliz que te gusto (o w/ an accent) la poema. Thank you soooooo much for reviewing. Seriously, it makes me happy that people enjoy reading me poems. I\'m a true poet? yey!
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Oh, right. Revolving door.
A.W.E.S.O.E!!! And so is Prats R Us! :D
Yet another amazing chappie, Schmergo! When are we getting the next one? *Bambi eyes*
PS: Draco+Bambi Eyes= The cutest thing on Earth!
Author's Response: Awww, why thank you! I\'m a bit delayed, ficwise, seeing as I\'m really busy with the gauntlet and my upcoming school exams. But I will eventually get it up online.
YEEEEEEEY!!!! THE SEQUEL'S HEREEEE!!! *waves pompons*
Oh my! I love this story sooooo much (even if it got me grounded for a month 'cause I tried the toaster thin....)
Anyways, this first chapter is just amazing! Your characterization of Volders is the best, honestly.
I couldn't help it but laugh my head off with every single line (which lead my mum to confess that I fell off my crib when I was a baby, that she didn't tell me before because she thought nothing would happen... how wrong she was!).
Your story is so hilarious it hurts! (literally, my ribs are sore from all that laughing).
You are definitely the brightest humour author in here, I utterly admire you! *stares at Shchmergo in awe*
Naturally, I got the nurse who delivered this horrendous meal with a good Avada Kedavra. Unfortunately, I’d forgotten that I now have no magical powers to speak of. Furthermore, my wand’s been confiscated, and I was actually brandishing my cheese fork. So instead, I merely poked her in the arm and glared.
She laughed, but I think she was really intimidated.
Only you can make such imagery of a helpless Voldy poking the nurse with a fork! BRILLINAT, I say, B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T!
Please, tell me you'll be updating soon!
Author's Response: What a lovely review and a great birthday present! YOU TRIED THE TOASTER THING?! You loopy enchilada! It specifically said \"Don\'t try this at home!\" Well, I can\'t talk, because, um, I did it... I\'m so glad you like my Voldy. Voldy is so overdramatic, so I\'ve never quite taken him seriously in canon, but, well, I guess that\'s paid off! I do indeed hope to update soon!
Summary: A Petrarchan Sonnet about my favorite Marauder. Oh, the trials and tribulations of Remus Lupin.
Written by LuthAn of Gryffindor for the Character Sonnet Challenge.
This is such a good sonnet! I loved it :D
Remus is my favourite Marauder and the way you write about him is breathtaking!
Good luck! and... GO GRYFFS!!!!
Author's Response: Yay! Thank you so much for the review! Remus is my favorite, too, so it was a ton of fun to write this about him.
GO LIONS! :)
Summary: Fifth in the Janey Weasley series – and this time we hear from Janey’s middle child, Tillie.
She is eleven years old. Her sister, Day, is fifteen, and she also has a seven-year-old brother called Nicky. Due to leave for Hogwarts at the end of the summer, Tillie is utterly perplexed. She can’t imagine life without her sweet, innocent (it seems) little brother to look after, or her carefree, happy mother to look up to. But as the inevitable grows closer, Tillie will soon have to accept that time will wait for no one ... Note: Don’t worry, I haven’t cheated you out of Janey’s wedding – all will be revealed!
*bows* It's official, you are my idol!
I actually adore your characterization. I'm a huge OC lover (Yeah... I know I'm Arthur's author version- instead of Muggles, I find Original Characters more than fascinating!) and every single Character you've created are so well fleshed out... there's not even a whisper of Mary and Gary!!
Anyway, the way you manage Humour is... wow! I laughed out loud while reading this the whole time! (and my parents kept giving me this weird looks that clearly said, "She is adopted!").
“Clearly, you have never heard Grandad Ron’s philosophy on love and marriage,” Mum says.
“What’s that?” I ask, and am glared at by my sister for falling into the diversion tactic trap.
“No one should date or fall in love until they are already married to the person they know is right for them. Unless their name happens to be Ronald Weasley.”
“That really is stupid,” I agree, and Day falls forward to bang her head on the table in despair.
*wipes away laughter tear* I love that excerpt!! Your humour sense is AMAZING!!
I've been living the great feeling of loss that suicidal!plot bunnies give but... please, tell me you'll be writing more of Janey and her beautifully amusing family... pretty pleeeeaaaseeee *pouts and looks up at author with sad-puppy eyes*
Oh well, I don't want to annoy you... so hope inspiration decides to enter through your window and whisper something sweet on your ear ;D
Well, be happy!!!
Your utter fan,
Author's Response: That\'s such a great review! Really! Thanks so much. I mean it. I\'m really glad you like this, and I\'m sorry your parents think you\'re weird ... But whose don\'t? ;D Well, just as you adore reading OCs, I adore creating them, so I\'m glad it works both ways! There MAY be SOME hint of POSSIBLE explanation for a new story, but I just don\'t know ... you\'ll have to wait and see! *is evil*. Thanks for the fantastic review!
Summary: This is what I think Ron thinks. Acrostic.
Oh my! This poem was really sweet! You sure know how to capture Ron's personality really well.
Bugger it. Snape's going to murder me.
Maybe I'll get to kiss her before I die.
This lines made me grin like a madwoman! Honestly, I love your sense of humour (it's very hard to find a poem that isn't really depressing in here... but don't get me wrong, those sad poems out there are really amazing!)
I must add that this poem is going straight to my favourites! :D
Keep it up!
~Priz (aka D26)
Author's Response: Yay! Thank you!
Summary: The stars blink at the earth
Like innocent eyes.
The wind gently blows,
Carrying whispered goodbyes.
A slighly dark poem about what may happen before the final battle.
Wow! This poem is really awesome. I quite enjoyed it :D
I like the mood that's built. It has you at the edge of your sit the entire time
Tu poema esta super bien escrito, sigue asi!!!! :D (yeah.. I'm Mexican, just if you were wondering ;)
Well keep that awesome work up!
Author's Response: Wow, at the edge of your seat? I didn\'t know it could do that. Thanks a ton for your review! Muchas gracias! LOL ^_^
Summary: You think about how many secrets you know, and how many things people say when they think no one’s there. It almost pays to be invisible.
Sixth-year Lisa Turpin has felt alone since she first arrived at Hogwarts. When life becomes almost too much to bear for Lisa, she wonders why things turned out this way.
A submission by solemnlyswear_x of Gryffindor to the Spring Challenge To Laugh or Cry prompt.
Wow! This is amazing, honest, I loved it!
The second person narrative is not something we see often, so that gives you points for originality. You go girl!
Besides, the reader (who happens to be me, as for now ;)) really gets a feeling of what it's like to be the Invisible Girl. Every line just touches every fiber and makes you feel as though you were really her. You show-- not tell, which is just brilliant!
You are falling, falling, falling, but no one cares, and you can’t quite seem to throw out your arms to brace yourself in time for the landing. You know that eventually you will hit the ground and you will shatter into a million pieces — pieces so small, that even if you could put yourself back together, the lines where you did would be visible to everyone; scars serving as reminders of your loneliness.
Whoa, this particular passage was really profound and impressive, my jaw dropped.
The ending is wonderful, it kinda gives you a lesson. Personally, I'm proud to say that it left me thinking, and actually changed my views on life. So... now you can say you actually changed someone's (my) life with this. Superhero Author! :D
Author's Response: Wow! Thank you so much, Priz! This review makes me smile everytime I see it. I\'m really glad you liked it, and thanks for reviewing! -hugs back- :D
Summary: Harry's turn! Acrostic.
:D Heehe! OWWW! :D
Author's Response: Thank u!!!!! I luved that part 2!! I luv ur stories, btw!!
Summary: Harry vents his angst over what’s expected of him through poetry. As the time of the Final Battle draws nearer, he becomes more and more nervous and tentative to continue on the path he walks. The help people give him, the hope they send his way, none of it is enough for Harry on this particular day. He finally loses it and this poem shows what he really feels, deep down inside where no one has seen before.
Note: The violence and character death warnings are because part of Harry’s rant concerns the killing of Voldemort.
WOW!!!!! OMGodric, CJ this is amazing! :D I love every word!!!!
The only way to remember is to forget.
The only way to love is to hate.
The only way to heal is to hurt.
The only way to survive is to die.
There is no other way.
Not for you or for me
Whoa! This stanza is so powerful! It really sounds awesome!
Great job honey! I'm so glad I could make a banner for such good poem! :D
Author's Response: Awww...thanks so much Priz! I\'m so honored to have you to make a banner for my poem, I think its one of your best ones yet!
Summary: In this sequel to ‘Glories of the Enternet’, my other fiction about Ron finding a box that can allow you to access the internet, finding a website that we ALL know quite a bit about, he discovers things that make him tick.
He has finally started to read our best fan fiction. Venture into this story as he finally finds out what Voldemort does when he’s not terrorising Harry, how Harry came to be, and a relationship tragedy that may drastically change his mind about marrying Hermione.
Make sure that you make your text larger if you’ve been reading for too long.
Lindsay, this is BRILLIANT!!!!! I love it! Love it to bits!! :D Please, tell me you'll be updating soon *pouts* I want to see what Ron does :D
And you can just guess what they were reading about Harry’s parents.
I actually laughed so hard that fell off my chair (and hit my head... hard). while reading this! You're a g.e.n.i.o.u.s!! :D *squishes*
Author's Response: Aw, Priz, you don\'t even know how much this review made me smile! *hugs to death* Oh, gosh, and don\'t get a concussion, lol! I\'ll update pretty soon . . . I should hopefully have the next chapter at least written and in the queue before the next week is up. But I have soccer this coming week, so meh. I will make time for it. ~Lindsey :)
Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
OMG! Sorry I won't have any concrit but, ths is so amazing! I loved the idea itself, it's really original! :D I so cracked up with the “Malfoy Loves Malfoy” thing! It's great!!! :D
Summary: Each moment is a decision, defined by the circumstances. Who knows? Had it not been for an overprotective cousin, perhaps Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy could have been the best of friends. Perhaps in one point in time and space, they are. As it happens, their relationship was defined by one catalytic factor, James Potter, and now,they are sworn enemies.
This story is a chronicle of their first year at Hogwarts, and their last. It is a tale of happenstance and familial influence, of an enmity that was not theirs to decide. Read and find out how such an enmity can influence the lives of two innocent children and wreck them. Will the injury last forever?
Due to my heavy work-schedule, this fic will be on hold till early June. My apologies to all.
Aww! This is so sweet! :) I love your little Scorpius! Update soon, pretty please?
Author's Response: Priz! *waves frantically* Great to see you here, and glad you liked it! I just received some bad news. Guess what? Scorpius\' mum\'s name is not MANU (or Priz), it\'s-it\'s some
Summary: "All I have left is hope..."
At the end of his seventh year, the only thing Severus Snape possesses is a golden diploma and hope. Hope that maybe, just maybe, Lily Evans will forgive him for calling her a Mudblood. Hope that maybe, just maybe, his mother won't die. Hope that maybe, just maybe, he'll be able to survive with just hope.
But can you succeed with just hope?
Author's Response: Hey Priz (assuming you are the one who made my fantabulous banner)! Yay, I'm so glad you liked it! Your banner is amazing and I'm so happy that you read the story. And even better, you reviewed! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Look out for the next chapter, which should hopefully be coming soon. Roonil_Wazlb125 aka Annmarie