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Summary: Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.....

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4518 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 03/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Just One of those Days

honestly dude where you a maurder yourself??? That was bloody awsome!!!!!!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 03/02/07 Title: None

exemly halarious you should add on to it

 

Summary: Uncle Vernon has a bad toothache, and the only dentist who can see him on a Saturday is a Dr. Granger. What he doesn't know is gonna hurt him. Open wide!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3990 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 11/09/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 04/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)

verioe verie intermersestin'

 

Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 05/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Harry, Ron, and Hermione

I'm not shure 'ho you are but if your always like that we'd get along verie, verie well!!!!
NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 05/22/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders

Honestly do you alway act like that?????

 

Memories by ringbearer44
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 86]

Summary: A conversation between Harry and Dudley set after 5th year.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 939 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/17/04 Updated: 11/17/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Memories

so not funny

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: None

I don't get how you can say this is complete it just stopped there's got to be more to the story

 

Petunia Gets Punchy by MsTattersall
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Aunt Petunia's in the kitchen, cooking up something magically delicious, to tell the truth. (Post-OOP)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2391 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/04 Updated: 12/01/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)

cool

 

When Harry Dissed Santa by Raving Writer
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: Dude, just read the story. And don't forget to review...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 759 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/04 Updated: 12/05/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 03/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Twas The Night Before Christmas

i'm lost as far as reviews

 

Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1772 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/19/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 03/02/07 Title: Chapter 3: Part 3

1. what did hermy ever do to you
2. random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.your not much of a fanatic of HP os you?

 

Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2374 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/21/04


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 03/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Snack Machine

ok it is getting really random and i know random 'cause i've read all 6 HP books

 

Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1780 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/31/05 Updated: 05/31/05


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 07/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

cute and funny

 

Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.




**This story was written in collaboration between me and the wonderful author, Crimsonphoenix1.**

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6659 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/10/05 Updated: 12/21/05


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 07/10/07 Title: Chapter 5: Home Again

love it

Author's Response: Thanks! :-)

 

Summary: This is a one-shot fic, that I hope will be funny. PG-13 for mild language. Over 240 reads.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 912 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 07/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Just a coffee and some toast please

funny your good at that aren't you?☺☻

 

Siriusly Me by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 153]

Summary: The story of the wonderful life of Sirius Black told by the one and only, Sirius Black!

CHAPTER 5 SUBMITTED!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15735 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
11/22/05 Updated: 10/25/06


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Getting to know me...

i love this story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

A Day in the Kitchen by Alessa
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Mum and daughter enjoy some female bonding time while baking cookies.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1450 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/06 Updated: 01/13/06


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 07/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: n/a

you are a little bit fruity

 

Wed To Orange by Shena
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Why is it that Snape always finds himself in unfortunate situations? Is it because of his connection with the Dark Lord? His connections with Harry Potter? Now his worst nightmares begin to come true… ONESHOT

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1033 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/25/06 Updated: 03/25/06


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 04/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Wed To Orange

nice going dude you made a great story

Author's Response: Thanks man!

 

A Battle Of Laughter by onmyway
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 89]

Summary: Fred and George have an unexpected customer who has seriously underestimated their dueling skills...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 988 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/18/06


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 04/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

42, the answer to life the universe and every thing as mentioned in the Hitchikers Guide to the Galxy
if you haven't read that book then there is something seriously wrong with *OMG you poor deprived child i can't beleive you haven't read the formentioned book*

 

Life As A Girl by blueshock
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 224]

Summary: What happens when a spell backfires; turning James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter into girls? Plz R&R.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13249 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
04/30/06 Updated: 05/30/07


Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 04/09/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

have those bloody people validate the next capter already!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Not yet. Its still waiting. Thanks for the review.

 
Reviewer: blondechild Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

this is varie varie interesting

 
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