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Hi, my name is Laura, and I love reading, especially Harry Potter (Duh!) Other stories I enjoy include Warriors, Artemis Fowl, and all books by Tamora Peirce.


My favorite chatacters are Fred, Gorge, Harry, Hermione, Dumbledore, Lupin and Sirius. Espically the Twins, They RULE!


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Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 327]

Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26129 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 02/19/05


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 8: Transition

Boy is this funny! This is so diffrent from any other fan fic i have ever read.

 
Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 8: Transition

Boy is this funny! This is so diffrent from any other fan fic i have ever read.

 

Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 594]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Meeting

This story is great! I loved the videa, and the duck thing was so FUNNNY!

 

What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/23/07 Title: Chapter 7: The End (Finally)

HA, HA, HA! Okay, that was so random When you got to the part where Remus well in live with Ginny, I was like, "what?" but then it all worked out and amde sense in the end.

 

Summary: This is a spin off of the famous child star countdowns. It is the famous child witch or wizard countdown. Where are they now? What made them worthy of the countdown? Fellow witches and wizards are on hand for one-on-one interviews about the famous witches and wizards.(pre-HBP)For those that have been wondering about the sequel, info can be found on my profile page

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2444 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/17/05 Updated: 07/28/05


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

He, he, he... Funny. :) I loved how you kept making Harry cry

 

Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 10: In The Face Of Adversity…

so FUNNY!

 

Many Letters From McGonagall by KMG
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: Professor McGonagall is constantly having to discipline the Marauders for thier deeds. It's not everyday that someone preforms a Switching spell that leaves your hands on a cactus and textbooks falling from the ceiling. These are some of the many letters that she wrote to James Potter's parents about his behavior. There were a LOT of detentions. And a lot pranks.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6323 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
01/05/06 Updated: 01/19/06


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/28/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two: The Second Year of Absolute Torture for the Teachers

So FFFUUUUNNNYYY! Why do I getg the feeling that this is exactly what their life at hogwarts was like?

 

A Battle Of Laughter by onmyway
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 89]

Summary: Fred and George have an unexpected customer who has seriously underestimated their dueling skills...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 988 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/18/06


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL!! :)

 
Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL!! :)

 

Train Ride Home by Bubbles_456
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Crabbe and Goyle are going home from their sixth year at Hogwarts. Crabbe thinks about what happened that year.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 525 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/29/06 Updated: 05/01/06


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Crabbe's Opinion of his Sixth Year

he he, funny. Those too really are stupin (Crabbe and Goyle).

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: None

this is a very diffrent story than I have ever read, but it's realy good. Can;t wait for the next chappie. I wonder when the Harry's will understand what happened

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Great ending! And I love the thing about the bramudas. And Harry being blondeD. LOL

Author's Response: Thank you (and that\'s a pretty snazzy username, too)! Although I\'ve never been the biggest Sirius fan, I always thought it was a little unfair to have him killed off by curtains when he\'s escaped from AZKABAN and risked his life countless times!

 

A Stolen Past by nuw255
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 428]

Summary: Past Featured StoryFifteen-year-old Harry Potter wakes up in his cupboard under the stairs at number four, Privet Drive with no memory of the past five years of his life. What happened to his memory? What do his strange dreams mean? And most importantly, how will he survive in a school for incurably criminal boys?


This is primarily a mystery, with a bit of shippiness thrown in here and there. Of course, if I told you WHO is involved in the shippiness, that would ruin part of the mystery, wouldn’t it?


This story takes place immediately after OotP (and thus disregards HBP).




Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 61496 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/06/06 Updated: 11/15/06


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Memory Loss

I love this story and a past reclaimed. Keep writing, your stories are awsome!

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you enjoy my writing. :-)

 

"I Am...Who?" by Malika Potter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 139]

Summary: Harry Potter wakes up at his aunt and uncle's house...with no memory of the past six years. He cannot remember magic, Hogwarts, or even his two loyal best friends. He does know that something is very wrong, and his relatives are treating him like a bomb that could go off at any moment



Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 29208 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
11/27/06 Updated: 12/22/08


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 13: Visits and Pranks

Boy I love this story! Keep up the googd work!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading!!

 

Summary:

Featuring...

Moony, the Academics Specialist

Padfoot, the Relationship Consultant

Prongs, the Sports Guide

and

Wormtail, the Hobbies Consultant

Join Ron, Hermione and Harry as they are advised by the Marauders. Wondering how? Read on, then.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3162 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/22/06 Updated: 04/21/07


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Hermione Granger

Boy this is funny. Please update!

Author's Response: I am happy that you like it! Update will be late, I\'m sorry :(... By the way, your penname is just fantastic

 

We Were There by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: In the Wizarding world, the Last Battle is drawing to a close. Many have lost their lives, but they will not be forgotten, any more than this horror of a war will.

in the Muggle World, the Harry Potter series is drawing to a close with the release of Book Seven. The characters, plots, and romance will never be forgotten, however, by the millions of fans who are still awake at midnight, waiting for the new book.

Someday, we'll be proud to tell our children, "We were there!"

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 422 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: As Long As There Are Quills (And Keyboards)

That was really good! You put great feeling into your poem. Remember that a poem dosn't need to ryme to be good.

Author's Response: Yes, well. Years of listening to narrow-minded teachers waing my stuff and saying, \"This is not a poem! Poems rhyme!\" (Just the one teacher, actually, but it was not fun.) Thank you so much for your input.

 

A lot to live up to by lady magician
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Have you ever heard of a Ronald Weasley? No?
I bet you have.
He's the tall, red-headed kid who's always tailing Harry and Hermione.
He's Ginny Weasley's brother.
He's Fred and George's brother.
He's Bill's brother.
He's Charlie's brother.
.......Now do you know who Ronald Weasley is?....

POST- HBP

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 368 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/07 Updated: 01/16/07


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 02/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Ron's Rant

this is really good. You really captured Ron's position in the story

Author's Response: Thanks alot! I\'m really happy that you liked it! :-)

 

The Flying Lesson by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/07 Updated: 08/30/07


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 10/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Flying Lesson

too funny- can't breathe!

Author's Response: :D

 

Abracadabra by whatapotter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1118 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/02/07 Updated: 09/05/07


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 10/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

sooooo, realistic! And Harry was so sweet...

Author's Response: Thanks very much! I\'m glad you enjoyed it! x

 

England's Got Evil by Just Tink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Now that the Wizarding world is safe, Fudge needs a job. So when he's offered the opportunity to host the new Wizarding reality show, 'England's Got Evil', he realizes that it is a chance he can't miss. But will he be able to keep it together during the final episode where Bellatrix Lestrange, Amycus Carrow, and Fenrir Greyback compete to add a hot tub to their Azkaban cell? And who in the name of reality shows everywhere are the Stage Handz?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2223 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/07 Updated: 09/10/07


Reviewer: Ultimate Reader Signed
Date: 10/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: England's Got Evil

Ah, Bellatrix singing Grease songs! I'll never be able to whatch that movie again... :)

Author's Response: definetely... thanks for reviewing!

 
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