Hello! I'm Ashley. AKA, Ashy. I am slightly obsessed with Harry Potter. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna come right out an say it. I am obsessed with Harry Potter. If he were an actual person (I swear I could hear people gasping) he'd probably have to get a ristraining order held against me.
But, even though I'm obsessed with the Harry Potter series, Draco Malfoy is my favorite character (more gasps).
Along with the Harry Potter series and Draco Malfoy, I am also obsessed with Slytherin and the fact that no matter how may times I take the Sorting Hat Quiz, I get put there. In Slytherin in I mean. So, just so you all know, I'm taking that as a sign.
I am evil. Here me roar.
**WARNING: EXTENSIVE USE OF ICONS.**
Now, I don't usually LIKE Ron/Hermione stuff, but, I just thought this was funny.
Draco and Mione Foreva!!!!
**Gasp** Mione gone bad?!?!
Admitt it. You're disappointed. That was what you were planning on doing.
I bid you all adue. Betcha didn't think I'd use that many icons, huh?
The HP Boy Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Summary: Hermione Granger normally cannot stand perfection, having been mocked for being perfect her whole life. Matters become worse when a simple plan to prove her "wild side" turns into the romance of a life time. The problem: He is absolutely perfect. According to her, at least.
Things get out of control, and after one thing leads to another, Hermione is forced to choose between losing what she has and losing what she wants.
Ignores books 6 and 7, but takes place in year 7
Hermione knew this thing she had with Malfoy was purely physical. She knew she shouldn't have fallen in love with him. And she knew that when he said he loved her too, a dozen misfortunes would befall them. Yet they both did admit it and just when she thought this temporary relationship might just last, she was left all alone and he?...Well he became one of Them.
RUNNER-UP in the Dangerous Liaisons Awards for "The Where Did That Come From Award" (Best Twists and Turns) and WINNER in the He Had it Coming Awards.
I also want to add that all this support you all have given me is just fabulous. Thanks a lot. I love you guys!
:D i lurve it
All's fair in love and war
Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potters charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? Pre-HBP
My faveorite would HAVE to be:
“Way with women, my ass,” James said as he saw Sirius standing outside the doorway.
“They kicked me out man!” Sirius said.
“You’re not a witch,” he said.
“I know that,” Sirius said. He took one last look at himself in the mirror, muttering something along the lines of, ‘So this is why I have a fan club,’ and he looked for a scrap piece of parchment.
“How do you think I should address it? Dear Witch Weekly? To whom it may concern?” Sirius asked, looking for advice from his friends.
“Now, Sirius, we’re here for you mate. You may be experiencing something of the nature of an identity crisis. It’s normal for a boy your age,” James said.
“Um, Prongs,” Remus said. “No, it’s not.”
“Shh,” James said, clasping hands on Sirius’s ears. “He may be delicate, but he is not deaf!”
Oh my God.
I actually cried. Ha. I never cry either, so that's saying something.
Still going to.
AW!!! it's over????? why-ya?!?!?!? (she said in a childishly whiney voive)
Summary: Draco and Hermione start a game on their first day of their last year at Hogwarts, what happens when an innocent game of lust, turns into a nightmarish fight for their lives. The sequal starts at chapter 14... its Darren's story. Enjoy!!
I'm so sad that's it's through! I really liked it!! Can't wait til I read the next!!
Summary: I hate you! You're such a nerd! I hate you! You're so oblivious! The beginning of the Epicly Bad Tale Trilogy, in which Ron and Hermione bicker, scream, and throw members of the Creevey family at one another. With cameos from various AF members and Jesus. Written partially as a direct poke in the eye at the HP fandom. Scriptfic.
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 720]
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
Summary: He was on her mind constantly. A vampire sucking on her sanity. She was still drawn to him, so drawn that she couldn't think of anything else but him. Thus when he asks her a question, asks for her consent, she can't refuse... and must succumb to her... Dracula.
SSxHG -- one shot--Pre-HBP
I luv it!! Love it lots!!!
I luv it!! Love it lots!!!
Rated: [Reviews - ]
Ha! It's cute!
Summary: It has been 10 years since Hermione left Hogwarts. She has not seen or spoken to Ron or Harry since their seventh year. She married Draco Malfoy. It was her relationship with Draco that seemed to have ruined Hermione's friendship with Ron and Harry. Hermione is forced to relive these memories when she recives a letter from Harry telling her Mr. Weasley has died. Will they be able to mend their friendship? or will her love for Draco drive her friends away forever?
Well! You had better look like getting back that passion that you used to have about writeing! Otherwise...well...I don't know, but you had better!
Tha' so sad.
OK, now, that's not fair! You write an awesome story that I totally get into, and then, right when it gets good, you cut it off! Not fair I tell you!
(hintint: write more)
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
DUDE!! IT'S WAAAAAAAAAAAY PAST MID- FEBUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE STORY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
PPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE write more.
Summary: In a desprate attempt to gain the love he has so despretly longed for Draco becomes a Death Eater, fully aware of the horrors that await him. After receving his mark Draco is pushed to the brink and does the un-thinkable. He is banished from the Malfoy family forever. Desprate and alone Draco finds the last person he would ever ask for help from... Hermione's once happy home is now a nightmare, her parents split and her father is a drunk and much more... Hermione battles through a life of misery, can life inprove or only get worse? Can she find the love she has lost? Or will it lead to her losing much more? CHECK OUT MY PROFILE FOR INFORMATION ON THIS STORY
Whoa. How depressing.