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Summary: Hermione pitches an idea to a reluctant Severus, but her motivations aren’t completely innocent. He IS a tall, dark, and brooding Potions Master, after all. Prequel to Painfullly Obvious.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 939 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/18/04 Updated: 11/18/04


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Simple Suggestion

great dialog!!!

 

St.Lace's, Lemonhouse by Bartzina
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 15]

Summary: The gang goes to a magical mystery Christmas party in London, and somewhere along the line, Rita and Hermione have themselves a truly enchanting little encounter.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 3586 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/04 Updated: 12/17/04


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: 1/1

Funny, wicked and exiting story. I love your style to write, please keep it!

 

Summary: Mr. Weasley has a talk with Ron about his developing relationship with Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1600 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/15/05 Updated: 03/15/05


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Plugs and Outlets

This is the reason to read english fanfics, you cannot find nowhere else the same type of wonderful british humour. I dont now if you poor fellows get it even your self but youre SO BRITISH!

 
Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Plugs and Outlets

even when you live in america...

 

Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - It was Love at First Sight

:´D I´m laughing my head of! You have watched your soap operas.. .

 
Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 – Letters

!!! more suprises!!! There has to bee also the evil tvin, i hope it comes later on.

 
Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 6: Episode 6 – Encounters

The lovepoem made me laugh so hard that my stomach started to cramp!

 

Background Secrets by Calaidi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 167]

Summary: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. HPDM, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, poss RWHG, rating may go up

Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash

Word count: 83600 Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Published:
01/20/06 Updated: 01/11/08


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part I Ch I: The Summer it Started

Owwww... The story was just TOO cute! I´m happy to see there is more of this yummy. Your style is great, the Draco Harry dilemma reminds me of very similar events that i experienced with this one "Draco".

 
Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/22/07 Title: Chapter 2: Part I Chap II: The First Tests

So gentle mood, so fragile young love... you drive me Luna with your wonderful "romance over the boundaries"-story. I dont usually like soppy stuff, but grimmly admit this was GREAT. *sigh* the magic of the first kiss... I just have to take this site away from the History, otherwise by brother is going to tease me even more than in the time when he found out I have the hots for Severus Kalkaros(Alan Rickman is so HOT).

 

Summary: The second addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story. Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation with Snape, when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. HG/SS

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 2008 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/12/06 Updated: 07/18/06


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

(Mi no so good englis spiik) Nice idea. End was left open in a most exiciting and inspairing way.

 

A Sleepwalk to Remember by Lady Knightly
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 943]

Summary: For once in her life, Hermione is faced with a problem she does not know how to solve...

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Student/Teacher Romance, Violence

Word count: 4746 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
07/26/06 Updated: 02/15/10


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/23/07 Title: A Sleepwalk to Remember

I have read this like four times and I want MORE! Please please please, write more, I´m dying to find out what will happen next.

Author's Response: The next one\'s on it\'s way! I\'ve got some craaazy stuff planed xD

 
Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/23/07 Title: A Sleepwalk to Remember

ou, and bytheway, you have great style to write, and you can also capture the personality of those two characters we all love and hate...

Author's Response: Thank you, I do my best :) And thanks so much for the reviews!!!

 
Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 03/12/07 Title: A Sleepwalk to Remember

ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou!!!!

I've been waiting this episode like the rise of the moon, and it was totally great. I liked the way you deepened Snapes character by telling about his past, and brought up the relationship between he and his mother. No matter what we say, the relationship to our parents affects greatly in the relationships we'll have later in life. Were you referring to that connection in the dream of Severus mother and Hermione? Or am I just making up allegories...

I was analysing also the other dreams so I would just like to know were there any Freudian connection when in Hermiones dream Severus came and "pumpkinjuice" was in the same time spilled on her... :D And of course handing the wand, as the wand is defianetly fallic symbol.
(Sorry if my grammar sucks, or some of the sayings sound weird)

Author's Response: Wow I\'m so glad you enjoyed it!!! And I did intentially put a bit of symbolism/similarities in each of the dreams, but none of them as deep as Freud. Lol you\'re too smart for me xD Once again, I\'m glad you enjoyed the chapter, and thank you so much for your kind and thoughtfull review!

 

Letting Go by Emerald Depths
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Just before graduation, Harry was given news that would haunt him for the next four years. One day, he thinks back on it, trying to figure out why the one he loved did what he said had to be done. Then the unexpected happens... Slight DH.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 1866 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/22/06 Updated: 08/25/06


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Reminiscing

I´t was beatiful...

 
Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Reminiscing

I´t was beatiful...

 

And Love Remained by One Soul
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 72]

Summary: Set after the events of HBP, Hermione knows that Severus Snape is still a loyal member of the Order of the Phoenix, and was only following Dumbledore's orders when he killed him. Can she convince the Order of his continued loyalty? War is looming over the Wizarding World. Can Harry Potter lead the Army of the Light to victory?


Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 15583 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
12/06/06 Updated: 01/20/07


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/23/07 Title: Chapter 2: Hermione's Mission

Snape was a bit OC but otherwise good story

Author's Response: Thank you :) I know Snape\'s a little OOC, but really, I think that after everything\'s he\'s been through, he\'d probably be a little different, and who knows what he\'s like in private, right? I do believe that he and Dumbledore had some kind of an agreement, and that he would never kill the headmaster in cold blood. If this is the case, lots of inner torment and depression would be going on with him. So that\'s my excuse ;) And it is sooooo hard to write in character all the time :D Thanks for the review!

 

Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...



For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!



Warning: severe OOCness



And what do readers say about it?



"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."



Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"



Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 13969 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 2...Lovelorn…

More of this!

Author's Response: Surely...ah well they say \"Brevity is the soul of wit!\"

 

Voldy Therapy by PadfootBaby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4725 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
02/20/07 Updated: 04/30/07


Reviewer: Koukkujalka Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: An Unwanted Psychiatrist

I like the idea... Alanna is a juicy character, i'm exicited what she's going to do in the next episode.

Author's Response: Yeah, I really, really like Alanna. I\'m writing quite a bit of her, and she\'s like my brainchild (OC-wise, I think she\'s my best in the HP world so far). She\'s going to be sooo awesome! :P I\'m glad you like the idea/fic... And thank you for the review!!!

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