Summary: Snape chasing Fawkes, drunken parties in Gryffindor Tower, marigolds, cats, phoenix poo, floo powder, Dumbledore's false teeth, and eyeballs. Discover the bizarre events you never knew happened at Hogwarts!
Hilarious! Snape's really having a rough time of things, isn't he? I can't wait to find out more about Snape and his potty adventures.