Oh. My. GOODNESS.
Not only do I like Harry Potter Fanfiction but I ADORE it so you can't say I'm not a loyal reader. Okey-dokey?
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Has always been loyal to thy Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart.
'Gis a Pumpkin Juice, Remmy?
Everybody Loves Luna.
WHY? WHY? WHY? -curses at Bellatrix
Skeeter my best friend. We like RATTING OUT ON PEOPLE. @__@
You can't get looks AND smarts. -looks at Ronald Weasley AND Lockhart-
Bellatrix my bottom. >:0
[LURVIN']Love and kisses for the Pottepuffs to amazing Naomi who lives in her wondrous Potterpuff Livejournal.[/LURVIN']
James/Lily fic to be beta read and hopefully validated!
Confessions of Lumpy Poo
OFFICALLY BETA-D and soon to be sent in!!
Hermione/Ron Poetry also to be beta read and hopefully validated!
Voldermort Valentines' spoof! -Voldy-Poo's Maltipoo-
Beta-d and sent in...
Woop! Red is now validated! Fluffy lil' poem!
Summary: Love comes in all shapes and sizes... doesn’t it?
Luna Lovegood has always believed in things that others don’t. And we’re not just talking about Crumple-horned Snorkacks and the Rotfang Conspiracy--Luna believes in things like House Elf equality and love on first sight.
As soon as he meets her, Barmy the house elf knows that she is different. She sees him as a fellow, an equal. But will she ever see him as more?
In this romantic comedy (featuring Luna Lovegood and a very original character, readers will learn a whole host of answers they've all been dying to find out. Just how weird is Luna Lovegood? Does the Crumple-horned Snorkack really exist? And, most importantly, what is with with those raddish earrings?
Chapter 2, Two Radishes and a Pear, is up!
Aww! That is so sweet of Luna! And if only this was a telviision short, I desperatley want to see a hosue elf dressed as Harry! Haha! Uhoh, but is she going to go through the fireplace the Weasley's once did?
Author's Response: Hi, and thanks for your review!! =) I, too, think it would be interesting to see Barmy dressed like Harry. But, alas, it shall not happen unless Warner Bros decides to produce it (which sadly will never be =P) And yes, the very same fireplace. For the purposes of the story, it\'s still connected to the Floo Network, but I can\'t divulge any more. =)
Thanks for your review, and I\'m glad you enjoyed! ~Fenn
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Charming little chapter. Absolutely ADORED it. It was wonderful!! Write more... like, please.
Summary: An entry for the Ballad Challenge by tc015 of Gryffidnor.
This is the epic tale of a young house elf named Dobby. Watch as a conspiracy unfolds, secrets are revealed, and a special clothing item is found.
So cute! Loved this so much!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Summary: Harry fights in the Final Battle. This ballad tells of what happened.
Written for the Ballad Challenge by SnowyHedwig112 of Gryffindor House.
This is actually very good! "When the insane, insane Dark Lord
just flicked his bone-white wrist,
A boy with a lightning-bolt scar,
Harry, did not resist.
" I loved it!
Author's Response: Thank you! -bows- I didn\'t win though :(...oh well, at least I tried! Thank you for the positive comment! -skips around singing- ~Kathy
Summary: Two students visit Madam Pomfrey with an embarrassing problem. The cure may possibly be worse than the disease.
No offence, but I don't understand... but then again, I am a dumb prick! XD Explanation puh-leese!
Author's Response: What didn\'t you understand? :) The general idea was that Snape added things to the standard recipe to create humiliating side effects -- in the case of Stebbins, using Shrivelfig to (temporarily, one hopes) reduce the size of his ... um, wand. :)
Summary: Perhaps the reason Snape really does detest Valentine's Day...
For my fellow 'Claws!
Sweet! Very well written!!
Author's Response: thanks much!! (is a soup dragon like a soup nazi by any chance??) ^_^
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Haha! So funny! I love the end phrase when Nagini is all clueless.
Author's Response: Nagini is fun, isn\'t she?