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Hi! I'm the riddiculusvampire. My hobbies are reading vampire books (I know, I know weird but they are really good!), writing, hangin out with my best friends, watching anime/ reading manga,& listening to music. Muse, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Evanescence & Green Day ROCK!


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You scored as Sirius Black. You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance. Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times.

Sirius Black


Albus Dumbledore


Hermione Granger


Draco Malfoy


Ron Weasley


Severus Snape


Ginny Weasley


Lord Voldemort


Harry Potter


Remus Lupin

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Your connection with darkness is through your interest in vampires. These occult beings fascinates you immensely. Their lives are simply something you would kill for, and if you would have the opportunity to be sired, you would. Living a mortal kind of life is too ordinary and tedious. You aren't necessarly evil just because of this interest/obsession, you just can connect with them and their lifestyles. To belong to a specil group of "people" in which "superpowers" come with the deal is appealing. Though most people have a hard time understanding this, and chances are you're a social outcast. Perhaps you hate your current life and therefore developed this interest, to escape reality.Take this quiz!

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Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse by: Stephenie Meyer are my fav. books/'ve GOT to read 'em! (followed by Vampire Kisses by: Ellen Schreiber)

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Summary: Past Featured StoryGiving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29400 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
11/09/04 Updated: 07/25/05

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 06/20/07 Title: Chapter 10: Blue Moony

yeah, i was wondering what had happened to raven. i really like your story! i can really imagine sirius writing and doing all of those hilarious things!!

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 06/20/07 Title: Chapter 14: A Legacy Left Behind

I loved it!! I swear i almost fell off my chair from laughing so hard!!!!!!



It is ambitious Lily Evans' 7th and final year at Hogwarts. She is very excited about being one step closer to becoming an Auror and thrilled about being back to school altogether.

But there is one little annoyance: the Marauders. Specificially arrogant James Potter. He has been pestering her to go out with him, but she has coldly denied his wishes. She thinks this year will be no different to the past six school years.

But life is full of mistakes.


"Just one minute.” Lily noticed footsteps heading in her direction. She saw a hand reach from between the screens and drop a flower onto her bedside table.

“Mr. Potter! Return to your dormitory immediately!”

“Alright, alright…” The hand disappeared.

Once Lily was sure that no one was in the wing, he lifted her head and saw what flower Potter had dropped.

Lily stuffed her head in her pillow and screamed a muffled scream that no one could hear.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 40943 Chapters: 26 Completed: No
11/28/04 Updated: 10/03/05

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 05/15/07 Title: Chapter 26: Betraying Alarm and Alarming Betrayal

WOW!!! I love this story! So this is the start of Wormtail's betrayal? PLEASE update soon, i have to find out what's next!


The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5426]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 03/11/07 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34- Revelations

Oh wow.... please write more! So, when will they confess that they have the hots for one another?

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 06/19/07 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35- Break-Times

when are you going to update?! im dying to know what happens next

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38- Pushing the Right Buttons

STUPID DRACO!! who in their right mind would believe PANSY PARKINSON!!!! ugh! Oh yeah! he soo desreved that slap across the face...but what's gonna happen NEXT!! please update soon!!

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 02/20/07 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34- Revelations

I have to find out what happens next!!!! You have to write more!!!!! And SOON!!!!!

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36- Feelings

wow!! all of the waiting for this chapter was worth it!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS THEY KISSED!!!!!! i can't wait to find out Pansie's plan.

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 05/13/07 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35- Break-Times

Yea you FINALLY updated!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved this chapter, it was fantastic! I was so shocked when Draco said that! i think i see some chemistry between them! This story is great! Keep it up! Need to find out what happens next!


The Shoe Box by ColorsOfTheWind
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: A cute little one shot I dreamed up. Remus Lupin finds a box of James' old poems and gives them to Harry to read.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1114 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/19/05 Updated: 03/19/05

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 06/19/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

I really enjoyed this story. Ummm...the poem i liked best was obsesssion.


MOMENTS OF BLISS by moonymaniac
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1203]

Summary: Remus Lupin is a man with a tragic past, filled with pain, suffering and sorrow. But it is also a past filled with great adventure, true friendship and…love? Even though the odds were against him, Remus found happiness at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He had the Marauders, he was a prefect and his transformations were less horrible, thanks to his Animagi friends. What more could a teenage werewolf want? And how long could his happiness last? Remus and the Marauders prove that in the saddest of lives and darkest of times, there can still be moments of bliss.

Remus centric but with a lot of the other Marauders. This story is a romance, but has almost as much general Marauder era background and side story as romance.
Pre-HBP and DH, so some things from DH will be disregarded, as the warning indicates, but some Spoilers will be incorporated.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death

Word count: 441388 Chapters: 73 Completed: No
06/08/05 Updated: 10/05/15

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 05/17/07 Title: Chapter 43: Decisions, Gag Gifts and Worries Aplenty

Im speechless for once. i guess all I can really say

*Please update soon! Cant wait!*

Author's Response: Did that stupid prank gift have the same affect on you as it did on poor Remus? *giggle* He was at a loss for words, too. LOL Thank you, riddiculusvampire. I will try not to make you wait too terribly long, emphasis on TRY! :*)

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 09/14/07 Title: Chapter 46: Almost Perfect

fantastic had a bit of everything i like in a story: romance, humor, danger..ect. I absolutly LOVE the way you show all of Remus' emotions.

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I\'m very glad to know you enjoyed it; I aim to please! (Aim being the key word.) ;-) Thank you for reviewing, riddiculusvampire..

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 04/12/08 Title: Chapter 49: Friends Like These (Part Two)

HAHA poor Lindi!!!

Author's Response: And you laugh? O.O Don\'t you care that poor Lindi is humiliated? ;) Glad you got a chuckle. Thanks for letting me know. :)

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 05/05/07 Title: Chapter 42: Out of His Mind

Please update soon!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutely LOVE this story!!!! It's one of my favorites!

Author's Response: I finally got it updated! I\'m so glad to know you are enjoying it. Thank you for reviewing riddiculusvampire! :)

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 07/19/07 Title: Chapter 45: No Funny Business-part two

Yea you finally updated! even though the wait was worth it. I hope Grayback doesn't go after Lindi!

Author's Response: :) Thank you, riddiculusvampire. Yes, finally...I\'m so glad you thought it was worth the wait. Greyback...O.O = scary! Watch out, Lindi! >;) *muwahahah*

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 04/17/07 Title: Chapter 42: Out of His Mind

Wow. BIG and verrrry hard question. I can't wait to find out what Remus will do. I love this story soooo much!!!!! Please update soon!!!!!!!!!!!! *beg*

Author's Response: Thank you riddiculusvampire! Poor Remus does have weighty matters to consider. His life is full of complications. I\'m working on ch. 43 slowly, but surely. Thanks for reviewing.

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 41: Blossoming

Brilliant! I love your writing sooooo much! can't wait to find out whats next. So PLEASE update fast!!!!! :)

Author's Response: Thank you very much, riddiculusvampire! What a lovely compliment. :D


Git in Shining Armor by juniorauthor
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 314]

Summary: Ronald Weasley struggles with his teaspoon's worth of emotions during Hermione's stay at the Burrow summer after fifth year. With the Twins succumbing the household to spontaneous product trials, and a new Minister of Magic, one would think that Hermione's Bulgarian pen pal would be the least of Ron's problems.

And that would be what one would get for thinking.

Surprises abound (the Good and the Bad) assure the Weasleys and their house guest this will be a summer all but one of them will never forget.

Final chapter is in queue. Wow, that took forever, didn't it?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 50899 Chapters: 12 Completed: No
07/13/05 Updated: 07/14/07

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 03/11/07 Title: Chapter 11: Blood, Sweat, and Tears

you better write the next chapter fast....i'm dying to find out what's gonna happen

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 04/12/07 Title: Chapter 11: Blood, Sweat, and Tears

UPDATE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying from the suspence here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: riddiculusvampire Signed
Date: 07/14/07 Title: Chapter 12: Life After Death

Aww! It's finally finished! This story was fantastic! I am so sad that it's done though. This ending chapter was worth the long wait! This story had everything I ever wanted in one: romance, danger, humor, adventure, creativity, is well written....ect. I loved it!

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