Penname: Escape Artist [Contact]
Real name: BLOODY HELL.
Member Since: 01/27/07
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Wordsmith, a lover of books, and film photography. I'm impulsive, odd, but reliable.
Slytherin by nature, mate.

And for a thought: "The greatest harm can result from the best intentions."

P.S. I'm not British :/
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Take My Heart Away by Hatusu
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 959]

Summary: Past Featured Story Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 39417 Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
06/27/05 Updated: 12/17/06

Reviewer: Escape Artist Signed
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 14: Price of Immortality

I'm short of breath :]

Reviewer: Escape Artist Signed
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 15: Pieces of Agony


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Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 16: See You Cry

Tear- jerking literary art.

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Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 17: Worst Nightmare

*Fans self* Oh mylanta.

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Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 18: Black Rose

Oh jeez... spectacular!

Reviewer: Escape Artist Signed
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 19: The Beginning

This story was unique, articulate, and overall fabulous. I applaud thee.


Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07

Reviewer: Escape Artist Signed
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 4: Morning Tattletale

I love... you!
Your writing, I mean :D

Author's Response: Why...thank you! *blush*
Thanks! Really!

Reviewer: Escape Artist Signed
Date: 01/27/07 Title: Chapter 4: Morning Tattletale

Aww, adorable and addicting.
I love it. :]

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: Escape Artist Signed
Date: 04/13/07 Title: Chapter 5: Nap Time Drama

Awh, so adorable. Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Thanks! ~Ritta

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