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I stole this from Gin_Drinka's profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.??????????????????????

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_Drinka, Great beirniny

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Sorting Songs, a History (with Two Examples) by Textualsphinx

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 03/28/08 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

HAHAHAHA that was funny. I loved the modern major general one. I know the tune well because my dad will sing randomly.

When the world goes mad by Rae_of_sunshine

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Just a general poem I wrote about a war then I modified it for Harry Potter.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 06/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: War

I love it! I wish that I could write like that.

Shadows of the Past by Hypatia

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Molly Prewett is about to start her third year at Hogwarts and her mischievous brothers are about to begin their first year. Follow Molly and her friends as they learn about life, love, loss and even magic.
Chapter 20 has been posted!
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 02/10/07 Title: Chapter 11: Heart to Heart

I am a huge fan of your work. I used to not like fan fiction untill I read yours. I really like how you include all the information about all of your characters and not just Molly and Arthur. Thank you for putting your time and effort into this story.

Author's Response: Wow! I can\'t begin to express how flattered I am, thank you so much!

Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 04/25/07 Title: Chapter 12: Plotting

It's great as always a little short, but that's understandable. Keep on writing.

Author's Response: Thanks and will do!

Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 03/07/09 Title: Chapter 21: Perseverance

YAY!!! It's great you got back to writing this. Please continue!!!! I hope they meet soon, but then the story will end sooner :(

Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 06/19/08 Title: Chapter 20: Summer Love

Ummmm Hello!!! Where have you been??? Please don't desert this story it is beautiful!! I loved Arthur in this one. He finally knows that Molly loves William. I liked his attempts with Roses are red. Only Arthur would try to write parodies of Muggle poems.

When You Were Mine by freakanature06

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: This is a poem that takes place after Order of the Phoenix. Implied Remus/Sirius slash.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 06/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: When You Were Mine

I like it I think the slash is unnecessary I do not think it adds to the poem.

The Epic Tale of the Hogwarts Food-fight by Gin_Drinka

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."

After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...

"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: First detention...87 more to go...

It is great so far. I can't wait to read more!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: Chapter 4: Fifth detention...and the colossal food war

It was great, the best chapter yet. I hope that you tell us what he meant by her blindness. You probably will, but PLEASE do it soon!!

Author's Response: DOn\'t worry, I do tell...next chapter!! Yay! The expectation is mounting! Thanks for reviewing!

True Words of Wisdom by Phoenix5225

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Written in response to Magical Maeve's marvelous New Year's prompts. I chose the Roman goddess of wisdom for my story, for reasons I, at least, find quite amusing, given her name. This is for Hufflepuff House (participation points only).
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 02/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Wisdom

great story Iam honered to have this as my possible opponent.

So She Dances by Starmaiden

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After the Yule Ball, Neville goes back to the Great Hall to retrieve his coat. Instead, he finds Ginny Weasley, dancing with no partner but her sadness.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 07/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: So She Dances

You're story is really great. My favorite part is:

After a few minutes, Neville heard her give a little choking sound. He did the only thing he could think of and pulled her into his arms to let her cry on his shoulder. She was a wonderful girl, and he would be there for her, though he would never ask her out. He held her for a long time.

I think that it's really sweet. Especially that Neville is there for her and obviously likes her, but knows that he will never be able to date her. This shows that Neville wants her to be happy even though he might not be included in her happiness.

I don't have any suggestions. It was that good.
It makes me want to go buy the song.

Author's Response: Aw, thank you! I got to explore a lot of Neville recently, and I really like what I found. I love that song -- you should definitely check it out.

The Pied Piper of the Black Forest by butter_beer_drinker

Rated: 6th-7th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. -G. K. Chesterton

Can the hero slay the "dragon" that hunts his little girl and haunts his nightmares?

This is submitted for my final assignment in Professor Talons DADA: An Introduction to Dark Arts class.

I am proudly saluting you with the sword of Godrick Gryffindor.

A small warning, this story terrified me (and my beta) and made me cry. Read it with caution but please read it.

Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 06/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Nightmare that Follows

Awwwww that was sad. I liked how Harry said too at the end even though I think it was the saddest line. I was expecting Catherine to die, but Harry going mad like that Wow. Was that lullaby Baby Mine from Dumbo?

Author's Response: Yes it was and when my little girl broke her arm and had to have surgery at the children's hospital, it was playing in the "holding" room after her surgery.  I got to hold her in a rocking chair while she woke up.  Since I wrote this story the next day, it was fresh in my memory and I wanted it in the story and I figured Mr. Weasly would give them something like an enchanted muggle radio.  I also think the "too" is the saddest line, it gets me every time.

Harry Potter for People with Short Attention Spans by ChAsErKeLlY

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Haikus in a set

Syllables five-seven-five

One for each chapter

Ever wonder what the Harry Potter series would be like if it were one huge poetry book? You did? But....Did you ever think that someone would be smart enough (or crazy enough, or have so much time) to make it into haikus? If you have, or haven't but you're now interested, you have to read this!

Mods, this is NOT abandoned, though I have been taking time with it. I'm working on it currently, though I'm not having much success.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 07/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part One- The Sorcerer's Stone

It was different, but very good. I liked it.

Author's Response: Thanks!

Happily Ever After by laurskii

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: In the midst of the woods, a clearing is visible, occupied by a small, secluded cottage, covered in the glistening snow. A wrought iron fence encloses the frostbitten garden, but in the back, the gate has been left open. A single line of footprints mark a path from the back of the house, through this gate, and towards an ice-covered trio of headstones.

Here, a trembling man kneels, his head in his hands...
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 03/20/09 Title: Chapter 1: Happily Ever After

I loved this mainly because of the last line because it fits the phrase with a tear behind the smile soooo much!!!!

Author's Response: Thank you for reviewing. :)

A Father's Love by Hypatia

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Silvanus Ollivander would do anything to protect his daughter. The only question is whether his best will be enough to save her.

Honourable Mention in the June 2007 One-Shot Challenge - The Best Patronus Ever.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Father's Love

I love it and going through the motions as well. I hope you win. Good Luck

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'m really glad you enjoyed them! :)

We All Fall Down by coppercurls

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A Rondeau poem about fighting the losing battle.

"Nevertheless, Harry, while you may only have delayed his return to power, it will take someone else who is prepared to fight what seems a losing battle next time -- and if he is delayed again, and again, why he many never return to power." Sorcerer's Stone, p298

By coppercurls of Hufflpuff house for the rondeau poetry challenge.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: We all fall down

It's great I really like how your refrain flows so well with the rest of the poem.

Author's Response: Thank you very much. The refrain is a part of the Rondeau style, and can be somewhat difficult to work in in a way that makes sense to the poem. I\'m glad you thought it worked out.

Recklessness by Hypatia

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Molly Weasley decides to share an event from her girlhood with Ginny and Hermione.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Recklessness

It was great I love little compaion pieces to big stories it lets you see what happened later without killing the suspence. I'm sorry that you had to kill someone off. It was still great.

Author's Response: Thank you! I was really worried about how this piece came across and am now breathing a sigh of relief!

A Woman Scorned by Hypatia

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: She offered him her love and he rejected her. She had been willing to offer him anything but he destroyed all that she held dear. However, a daughter of the house of Black does not sit idly by, wallowing in self-pity. No, she bides her time and strikes when he is weakest.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best History/Mystery Story!
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 07/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: What's in a Name?

I was great I loved the connection on how she gave him the name Lord Voldemort. I hope that you write a companion piece or chapter. I wonder what Alphard did beside giving Sirius gold. Keep it up!

Author's Response: If you ever watched Gargoyles (I was a huge fan years ago) there\'s an episode where a character says \"No her? I named her!\" I have to admit that was running through my head when I wrote that. I will definitely write more about Alphard but it won\'t be submitted until after August 1. Thanks for the review!

Go Be My Hero by LilykinsLove

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ginny Weasley woke up one morning, expecting the same, dull routine as the day before. But what she got was a series of unexpected and chocolate-frog-card related events.

Written for the 2007 Mini-Gauntlet by LilykinsLove of Hufflepuff.
Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 07/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hey that story is great. I really like that you have Ginny sacrifice herself for Harry. Not that I'm glad that she dies, but I like that it shows how much she really loves him. Great job and congrats on your first fic!

Author's Response: Meek! Sorry about that, but Ginny\'s still alive. I should have made that more clear... I\'ll got back and see what I can do. Thanks for the review though, and I\'m glad you liked it!!

A Life's Worth by Hypatia

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Walburga Crabbe prepares to defend her werewolf grandson from any who would hurt him, even the rest of his family.

A companion piece to A Woman Scorned, detailing some moments in Alphard’s childhood through his Granny Crabbe’s eyes and his.

Reviewer: Great Beirniny Signed
Date: 12/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Life's Worth

That is a great story I love all of the woman scorned stories.