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By the AMAZING Hatusu!

Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green! No..blue! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding


Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:
Gryffindoriorioriorior

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)


Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_PotterGirl AKA GinnyPotter, nikkiolapotter, dear irony, Heiress_of_Insanity_

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!

BLARGLEFLARGLE! TINTIN! ZIPPITYZAM!



Supercalifragalisticexpialedociously wonderful banner by Simply Being!



UBERWONDERFULANDULTRAFANTASTICAL banner by sayiansirius!!



Made by the fantastical StaceyLC!*clapclap*



*squees* Thanks, KC! (sayiansirius)

Quotes


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~

Heiress

Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard

~

Richard too
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One Last Golden Day by Gryffinpuff
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 86]

Summary: The war has been over for nearly a year. Voldemort fell, but at a heavy price, leaving the wizarding world’s three beloved heroes prisoners in their own minds. After a year of talking with Healers and tearful visits to St. Mungo’s, Arthur Weasley is desperate. He’ll do anything to help them, even venture into the Department of Mysteries to obtain a possible cure…





Received highest marks and Order of the Hospital Wing, First Class in the Harry Hospital Wing Project!!!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 10182 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/22/06 Updated: 09/03/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Hall of Love

If he knew what they were going through, this whole ordeal would be the smallest bit easier. I propose he choose the moment they all became friends! But I'll have to read on and find out...~

H_o_I_

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 3: The Great Battle

Oh, poor, poor Harry, Ron and Hermione! *huggles all of their demented souls* *runs to read next chapter* (I hate this review >.< It is entirely too short.)~

H_o_I_

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 4: The Golden Day

Aw, what a sweet chapter! I loved how Ron asked Hermione to marry him--it seemed very in-character ;) Can't wait to finish this wonderful story! *makes a Christmahanuwanzadan toast*~

H_o_I_

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 5: Hope

What a wonderful story! Though quite sad, it was very happy as well. I loved it! The emotion (mainly love) was very strong; this deserved a Quickie!~

H_o_I_

 

The Portrait Painter by coppercurls
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: It is England in the early 1800's, Bonapart is reigning in France and tensions between the two countries are running high. Phillip must face the secrets of his past while still surviving in the present. It takes the portrait of a remarkable girl to teach him that he can find trust in a world gone mad.



Winner of the June/July monthly challenge, #1: autobiography, and overall winner. By coppercurls of Hufflepuff house.

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 8689 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/26/06 Updated: 07/28/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Portrait Painter

Aw, what a wonderful story! The words you use to describe things are beautiful! I especially loved how you described Helen and her portrait:

I suppose it is unfair of me to say that she was nothing like I expected; she had none of the aristocratic arrogance of her father, nor his dark and dashing good looks. She was small and thin, looking more like fifteen than the eighteen or nineteen I supposed she was. Her pale hair was not golden, but instead the rich yellow-brown of ripened grain. She had pulled it back into a messy knot at the back of her head, but little strands escaped around her ears in small curls which she would twist the wrong way about her fingers when she felt too self conscious. Her heart shaped face was slender, but the determination in her pointed, elfin chin was strong. A smattering of cinnamon freckles ran across the bridge of here nose which turned up in the most un-aristocratic way. Her large eyes were wide set, like two pools of melted chocolate and above them her fair arched in perpetual puzzlement. She was all sunset tones, the yellow rose; a fact much aided by the simple apricot dress she wore.

I had a clear view of what she looked like, which I loved. And:

The sunlight gleamed over her shoulder, pouring over the table and book like a river of honey. All else was the smoky dusk of shadows veiling another realm of mystery and imagination. The pages of the book ruffled, caught in the breeze as they were lowered, and caught in time; forever falling as gently as a drop of rain without ever bursting on the cold pavement. The small tapered fingers hovered, a blue-black stain running along the first two where ink had leaked from her quill. Her wheaten hair tumbled down in tendrils like the gently swaying arms of a willow in the wind. The hint of a smile played on her lips, the serene countenance of her face a stark contrast to the shadows into which she stared. Each lash of her eye was dark, as though laden with tears, but her eyes burned with the gentle glow of the sunlight.

She was a puzzle, an enigma this girl. Both dark and light, sorrow and joy, strength and weakness portrayed in her frame. Neither divine nor secular, angel nor demon. She was everything at once, and yet there was nothing you could label her. In short, she was herself.


Lovely! The story is very sweet, especially the very end. Is there a particular portrait that was mentioned in the books or movies that lead you to write this?

An excellent job; you deserved to win the Quickie!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you very much for both the compliments and the review. I did not base the painting off anything from either the books or movies, but instead composed the whole thing in my mind. I fell in love with a honeyed-sunset tone palette and once the colors drifted into my mind it set the mood and then drew the picture itself. However, since I am better at painting with words than a brush, this story was born. Creating the character of Helen (and Philip) just helped me refine the details of the painting a bit more.

 

Death Veil by guiding ray of sunlight
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Life is full of sacrifises. Some big, and some small. Over the years, the Veil has taken its toll from many, Harry amongst them. This is the story of Jade Brown, who lost the most important person in her life to the Veil.





A one-shot submittion to the HHWP, I am Guiding Ray of Sunlight, of Gryffindor House.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1064 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/31/06 Updated: 07/31/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Death Veil

I haven't reviewed this yet?...Ok, I though that I had...This story was sweet and sad. 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you! :)

 

A Potter Wedding by wizard lover
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: As Harry's oldest son battles his nerves, Harry has a chat with his in-law and reflects on his son's life.
My first story so I would love feedback. Good or bad, I'll take it.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1015 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/07/06 Updated: 08/17/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 06/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Wedding Day

This was a really good story! Kind of funny, though. Harry and Draco are in-laws...

You should seriously consider writing a sequel, prequel, or both. It would be interesting to see how Harry and Draco's relationship progresses, and whether or not they'll forgive each other completely. 10/10!~

H_o_I

Author's Response: Thanks for the review. I\'m working on a prequel of sorts, but I\'m having problems getting time to type it up. I\'ll try to get it soon. Thanks again.

 

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Rated: [Reviews - ]

Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/22/07 Title: None

Yay! You updated! Took you long enough...;-) Well, wonderful story. What happened to the coach driver? That death was...sudden and unexpected. I like Seamus in this story! He's quite a character. Please update soon! (and the banner KC made you is so prettiful!)~

Monty

Author's Response: Yes! I do love KC\'s fantabulous banner. I know, I know... I really shouldn\'t take all this long. Oh well. The coach driver was a necessary death. We never really got to know him, so I hope it wasn\'t too much of a tragedy ;) Thank you for the wonderful review!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/31/07 Title: None

PLEASE UPDATE SOON! PLEASE?!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Yes! I have finally put the 3rd one into the que! Finally!

 

A Song for Johnny by Fantasium
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: It is London in the late 1920s, and the Muggle influence on the magical society has never been so strong. The older generations, especially of the pure-blood families, disapprove, but their children are becoming increasingly curious and open-minded. Join one of these young men as he attempts to introduce his mother to the pleasures of Muggle culture, and as he discovers the full extent of them himself.

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2821 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/24/06 Updated: 08/29/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

I love the song Oh, Johnny, Oh! (though I did first hear it in 2005 whilst watching Lion ^.^) This is a comical, charismatic story. The writing flows well and I LOVE Mrs. Weasley's reactions. Your characters seem to come alive in the story. Bravo!~

H_o_I_

 

Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........


As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?


Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
*~*~*~*


Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/27/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Battle Of The Bands

YAY!!! Excellent chappie! Ah, I can only imagine....I suppose Those Who Were Previously In Power would be Neville and his monkey's, right? PLEASE UPDATE SOON!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Or Neville and a group of deposed leaders of sorts...Just imagine: everytime there is a coup in the world, a band is born.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: In Trouble Already, And It’s Only The First Chapter

Please update soon! I forgot~Llamma Losers have wonderful lyrics...Albus Dumbledore: Band Masta....=) and COOL MEN WEAR EYELINER AND/OR MASCARA (ie: Billie Joe Armstrong, Johnny Depp...)~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Well, the one song of the Llama Losers that had lyrics written out, those lyrics were written by a reviewer called Xena(Christie). So props to her. Also: as I previously said, few men can get away with eyeliner (Billy Joe and Jonny are fine examples). However, Harry is not one of these men. He just looks silly.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/19/07 Title: Chapter 8: Pushing The Limit

I personally LOVED this chapter! Starbucks, chocolate and Remus/Tonks all wrapped up in a nice little package. The only thing that could make it better is a Snickers bar.

10/10! Please update soon!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: I\'m assuming you were snickering a severe amount during the story.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 05/20/07 Title: Chapter 7: Villainy Is Vision-Impaired

Hahahahhahahahah! *bangs table with fist* that..was...funny! *falls out of chair*

"What the crap do I pay you for, anyway?”

“You don’t pay me at all.”

Classic...*giggles* And I loved Dr. Evileye. 'Tis a shame he had to die...

10/10! Please update soon!!~

Monty

Author's Response: Well, when you try to grift the Dark Lord, sad things happen to you.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: In Trouble Already, And It’s Only The First Chapter

A Battle of the Bands...I can't wait! Please update soon!

Author's Response: Neither can I! Oh wait, I have to write it first....

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/10/07 Title: Chapter 9: Sub-plot Action, Part Three: Plot?!

YAY! You updated!!!!

I really liked Neville in this chapter, especially with Mimbly. ^.^ 'Twas very funny.

Please update soon!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Neville\'s pretty awesomesauce, alright.

Author's Response: Neville\'s pretty awesomesauce, alright.

Author's Response: Neville\'s pretty awesomesauce, alright.

Author's Response: Er, sorry about the deja reviews; server lag.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Subplot Action, Part Two: Muggle Harassment

That was short, but still funny! *giggles uncontrolably* Go Neville! Go monkey! Together they shall rule the world! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry.

I really liked UncleVernon in this chappie. Stupidly funny, if I may say so. 10/10! Please update soon!~

Monty

Author's Response: Well, Vernon is usually stupid. And as this is a humor fic...Kinda fits, yah?

 

Poison Rationality by StaceyLC
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Snape is recuited to Romania to aide Charlie Weasley in preparing dragons for the TriWizard tournament. While there, however, Charlie develops a very strange and deadly illness, and Snape must somehow find a way to get him to St. Mungo's in time.



Entered for the Gauntlet "Journey to St. Mungo's" challenge by StaceyLC of Hufflepuff house.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16878 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/03/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Poison Rationality

Well, I said that I would review one of your stories, so here I am! This story is good, really good! I like Snape's snide comments that he makes a lot. 10/10, and again, thanks for the banner!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! hehe, yeah, I love Snape. He\'s loads of fun to write. And very easy for me.

 

Eggs and Soldiers by SiriuslyMental
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: No one could believe Oswel would be mental enough to go on an actual killing spree. No one could believe five people had died on one day. They're all busy sobbing and blaming themselves, but I'm clever enough to know it's Oswel's fault. It's Oswel's fault, and I don't care.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders, Violence

Word count: 1918 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/06 Updated: 09/06/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, incredibly dark fic. Why would Norbert do such a thing? Kind of scary, reading this after what happened in VA. Freaky but good! It's excellently written! I love it! 10/10!~

Monty

 

Casting Grouch by remus R us
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy.

In short, mayhem ensues.

These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4153 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/14/06 Updated: 09/21/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

This story was pretty good! The only thing that bugged was that Remus has mousy brown hair, not sandy. I actually quie liked the part about Voldy!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Voldie is a hottie! Thanks for the review and please read the sequel \"Mission Implausible\".

 
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