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Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green! No..blue! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding

Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_PotterGirl AKA GinnyPotter, nikkiolapotter, dear irony, Heiress_of_Insanity_

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!


Supercalifragalisticexpialedociously wonderful banner by Simply Being!


Made by the fantastical StaceyLC!*clapclap*

*squees* Thanks, KC! (sayiansirius)


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~


Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard


Richard too

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Freeze by Monster Book of Monsters

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione is 20 years old and working in America. She hasn't spoken to her friends in three years, until one day when a small parcel arrives unexpectedly. Soon her new world is turned upside down. Will she forgive and forget?
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Parcel

OMG, I remember this is the first fic that I EVER read on MNFF! It's FANTASTICAl! 10/10!~H_o_I_

The Way Old Friends Do by x_lily_evans_x

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Remus Lupin visits James's and Lily's graves just weeks after their death. This is a song fic, and the song used is "The Way Old Friends Do", sung by Abba. Slightly teary, and very heartwarming.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was really good, and really sweet! Excellent job! H_o_I_ all around whacko and good guy, even though she's a girl

Those of whom we speak by Foxy Wolf

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem about some of the 'main' Hufflepuff students, Cedric Diggory, Ernie Macmillan, Hannah Abbott and Susan Bones.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: Those of whom we speak

This is an excellent poem! I also love the banner that you have for it. 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks :-)

Make Me Better by guiding ray of sunlight

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Rose Ivory and Alex Moss are best friends. They are always together. Well, almost always.

But things are about to change for Rose. Her entire world is turned up-side-down, and all she can do is wait to see what falls...

The story takes place in the years between the fall (or not quite fall) of Voldemort and Harry's first year.

Rating is for future chapters (The far future)....
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/03/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3

Yay! *stuffs excitement into a paper ball and throws it into the trash bin* Updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

First date and he gives her a kiss on the cheek. I've known him for five years. And I get a kiss on the hand? He's known her for what? Two days?

*nudgenudgewinkwink* I think you're jealous, Rosiepoo.

"Whatever. Girls are weird."

Back at you, Alex.

I have to say, I giggled maybe thirty times reading this chapter. Except for when Rose cried, because that's not very fun. However, it did make me *smile* a little bit ;)

The way Alex gets into the girls' dorm is incredibly interesting - I wonder, would it actually work? Probably...Although I've always wondered how the staircase can tell whether the person climbing it is male or female...(oh, oh, oh, it's magic!)

I think those are the right words...Oh well.

Awesome chapter! And, I must say, your fastest update =) Please update soon!~


Author's Response: Heya!! The Alex getting in was an idea that had been festering for a looong time, and it was time it came to be ;) The next chapter is already written, all I need is my beta\'s ok, and it\'s on the road. I promise!! Thank you so much for the review!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

*sniffle* When will you update?

Yes, I know, fabulous review.~


Author's Response: Sorry, I promise I will soon >.< I\'ve just been having a rough time writing it. Sorry! I hope it\'ll be up within the next two weeks!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/21/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6

Dun dun duuuunnnnnn.....

Ah, Alex! Now he's going to, like, stop talking to Rose DX NOT FAIR!!!!! Of course, I did that to a dude at camp...but we made up. Only Alex is more important at the mo, because I think he is *squee* worthy now (or maybe I thought that before...only I can't remember)!

There weren't any typos of the spelling variety, but this

forehead [no comma] and feigned

happened five or six times. lol, when I first saw it, I was like "Wuuuut???"

The plot thickens! I liked the chapter, but it was too short =( Although...it would have been hard to lengthen it and leave off at the same place without making it all boring *pay no attention to the girl behind this review* SO. YAY UPDATE!!! Please update again soon; I missed this story.~


PS: The World of Warcraft ad is very shiny, isn't it? It keeps distracting me as I write this review. XD Toodaloo! (hey, that rhymes! signing off now)

Author's Response: :D I find I have fallen in love with Alex XD So don't worry, there's a lot more of him coming up. The next chapter is coming uber soon - I have most of it written, but it is very short, so I may yet lengthen it...But definatly a lot shorter than the last wait was....<3Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/04/09 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8

OMG update!!! =D

But poor Rose! And Alex is being kind of insensitive (then again, the both are ^.^).

I find it amusing how you have characters that we know from the HP books show up in your story - and for some reason, I just remembered that with Wood o.0

OK, I have to go, because my mom's bugging me about doing math, BUT awesome chapter, and pwetty pweeze update soon!~


Author's Response: LOL THANKS. I'll update as soon as I can. Promise!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/14/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4

Oh, I do like Iris! She's very nice and caring - but I especially loved her simple way of saying 'It's time to yell at the boys now'. She reminds me somewhat of Ann Bradshaw from A Great and Terrible Beauty. =)

In the thirteen Alex and Clarise had been dating

In the thirteen what, exactly? Minutes? Hours? Days? Weeks? Fortnights? Months? Or, Heaven forbid, years? Most likely it's days or months, tho ;)

you do no act like a couple right now

I saw this typo. You left a T off of not, unless Iris just talks like that (You no here no more, foo'!) =p

That was an unbelievably fast update! =D Wo0t! And wonderful job, too! Please update ASAP!~


Author's Response: Oops! I\'ll have that fixed ASAP! I\'ll try to do it as soon as I can, but I am still balancing two WIP\'s, and the other one is beginning to roll again! Thanks so much for the support!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 06/10/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5

Yay! *does the update dance*

Aw, Alex was being so sweet at the end, comforting Rose like that. And I do feel kind of sorry for her, not being captain and all.

Hm...I'm kind of wondering what time Charlie did wake them up...Five? Six? Some ungodly hour, to be sure ;) I hate friends that do that, no matter how much I love them. =D

I only spotted one typo, which was...well, I can't find it, but it was two words run together, without a space in the middle...GAH, this is annoying me now! Oh well. *shrug*

My only complaint? It was too short. =) Good luck on those tests!~


Author's Response: lolol I was thinking around 4:30-5:00 :) Anyhow, I\'ll get the next chapter asap! Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/04/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7

lol, PMS, forever taking the blame XD And I'm kinda confused about the whole Alex thing - he thought that Rose had a bf who had cheated on her, and was angry at him, but it just seemed like he was angry at her or was he really angry at her? My mind cannot deal with drama unless I make it up! (and then it's so complicated no one else can understand it XD)

I have to say, WOOTZ quick update! I get you and Schmergo 2 days in a row=boo yes!

Ah, poor Rose! She cried...the whole entire chapter, methinks. ;_; Teenage hormones. Can't wait for everything to sort itself out...in, oh, ten chapters or so. lol. No typos; my only complaint? Too short, once again! =) (i'm too obsessed with emoticons...) Please update soon!!~


Author's Response: Lol - Alex thought Rose had a boyfriend he didn't know about, and he was angry at her for not telling him, because he told her EVERYTHING about his love-life, and for her to hide it from him...And in a way I think he was angry at her for not letting him be there for her... Next chapter will come soon, (I've already written about half of it, methinks) So all that is needed now, is the other half, and a betaing!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/23/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2


The situation between Rose and Alex was certainly...uncomfortable. What did the Twins do, though? Or is it left to our imagination? *thinks*

Ah, i loved seeing nine-year-old Ron! He wanted to get on the train, just like little Lily! Too cute. Of course...Ah, yes, I won'r finish that sentence. o.0

I noticed two typos, here:

she couldn't remember it clearly, as the argument had started and ended in their Second Year.

and here:

"Hi, Rose," he said off-handedly.

I am correct in presuming Thea is talking, right? For a moment, I thought she was a man-child! And I said 'That's an odd name for a boy...'

Wonderful chapter! Just please, PLEASE, PLEASE don't take six months to update. ^.^~


Author's Response: Yup. Entirely up to your imagination :D Ah! I\'ll go fix those up ASAP. Thanks!! And I promise to get it up sooner. Of course, I am once again missing a BETA....AH!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/08/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

Ooh, good story! I seriously couldn't find anything wrong with it! PLEASE update soon?! Please?!
Your spelling and grammar were really good! I couldn't find any mistakes whatsoever. 10/10, and this is going on my faves!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: I am glad you like it, and I will try to update soon! Thank you! :) ~Sunray

Strip Poker (A G-Rated Tale of the Marauders) by Rhys

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: One night in the Marauders' fifth year...

A bit of fluff and laughs.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Game of Cards

Good story, I liked it!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you, and thanks for reading.

A Legend Continued by Meryl Montgomery

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A story about Harry Potter's children growing up and becoming legends in their own right. Full of heated arguements, glowering girlfriends, and a rival too good-looking to be considered fair.

Chapter Eight Now Up!

Chapter Eight Excerpt:

'"This morning," McGonagall began, her face white. "I was greeted by two hysterical young girls from Ravenclaw. They informed me that they, along with their best friend Melanie Trumpett, were approached by a cloaked figure who appeared to have came from the Forbidden Forest. These two girls tried to persuade their friend to come along with them, as they were cautious of the stranger, but they said that Ms. Trumpett was answering oddly. She didn't look the same, and her eyes looked "funny"...'
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/13/07 Title: Chapter 8: Of a First Kiss and a Disappearance

*drops onto knees* Please, MNFF, validate the next chapter! Pretty please?!
With a cherry on top?
Reading this again, I'm giving you 100/10! Good story! I. Want. Next. Chapter. Now.~H_o_I_

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/13/07 Title: Chapter 8: Of a First Kiss and a Disappearance

*drops onto knees* Please, MNFF, validate the next chapter! Pretty please?!
With a cherry on top?
Reading this again, I'm giving you 100/10! Good story! I. Want. Next. Chapter. Now.~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thankyou! =D

I hope they get around to validating it soon too! I\'m growing impatient. Haha.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I really like this story! It's really good. YAY! Sarah and James...=D I'm feeling happy! PLEASE UPDATE SOON!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you agree with the coupling. I\'ll try to update as soon as possible. =D

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 9: Of a Dire Warning and the Nicest Thing Said

Yay! New chappie! And I thought that the poem was really good, honestly!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I\'m glad you liked the poem. I was worried about that. =)

Escape by Marauder by Midnight

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: During the years of terror, friends turned against friends. Family turned against family. None could be trusted. Random attacks on prominent wizards and witches turned up, some ending in a horrible and violent death.

A well-loved Order member is found dead in her own home along with her husband, brother, and little girl. An old friend stumbles upon the scene, horrified.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: Escape

*cries* This story was so sad! Especially when Mary died, and then when Marlene was begging Travers to fight the Imperius Curse, but he did, and then killed her anyway. =(((((( I've always been interested about the other Order members, so I really liked this story. 10/10!~


One Last Golden Day by Gryffinpuff

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The war has been over for nearly a year. Voldemort fell, but at a heavy price, leaving the wizarding world’s three beloved heroes prisoners in their own minds. After a year of talking with Healers and tearful visits to St. Mungo’s, Arthur Weasley is desperate. He’ll do anything to help them, even venture into the Department of Mysteries to obtain a possible cure…

Received highest marks and Order of the Hospital Wing, First Class in the Harry Hospital Wing Project!!!
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Unspeakable

Congrats on the Quickie (I say that to everyone...=)p)

The Hall of Love...That is an interesting theory! But it makes sense as well. And just what is Mr. Arthur Weasley trying to find?~


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Hall of Love

If he knew what they were going through, this whole ordeal would be the smallest bit easier. I propose he choose the moment they all became friends! But I'll have to read on and find out...~