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By the AMAZING Hatusu!

Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green! No..blue! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding


Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:
Gryffindoriorioriorior

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)


Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_PotterGirl AKA GinnyPotter, nikkiolapotter, dear irony, Heiress_of_Insanity_

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!

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UBERWONDERFULANDULTRAFANTASTICAL banner by sayiansirius!!



Made by the fantastical StaceyLC!*clapclap*



*squees* Thanks, KC! (sayiansirius)

Quotes


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~

Heiress

Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard

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Richard too
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The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 4: Why you shouldn't give in to seduction

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This-si-really-funny! *cackling madly* It's kind of werd/strange/cool/funny how you made the four founders complete dolts! And Sally...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~H_o_I_

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 4: Why you shouldn't give in to seduction

Darn! I made a typo! *hypervenilates* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This-is-really-funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~H_o_I_

 

An Insignificant Life by GinGin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: You stare blankly into space for a moment, and I fear you will either laugh or turn me down in front of the whole school. Yet before you humiliate me, please. Hear my story. You may find out there is more to Neville Longbottom than meets the eye. R&R, Please!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2147 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
02/12/05 Updated: 02/12/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: An Insignificant Life

I love this story! It's so touching, hearing Neville's view on things, and also his feelings for Luna. Neville/Luna is my OTP, but those stories are kind of hard to find, but I managed to find one that deserves a 100000000000000000000000000/10!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'d almost forgotten about this account until I randomly checked my old email account and saw the notice for your review. This story is very old, but I\'m working on another, if it makes you feel better. You\'re too kind.

 

Over the Hill...and Back Again by Butterfly
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 97]

Summary: Harry Potter is celebrating his 66th birthday, and he has agreed to watch his grandchildren for a week. Things get interesting when a spell goes wrong and Harry finds himself fifty years younger! Will Blake and Gina manage to change Harry back before they get caught? Story complete!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27532 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/01/05 Updated: 07/12/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: YOU IDIOT!!!!

Ooh, this sounds like an interesting story! I've been wondering how they're going to hide Harry from Ginny--I guess I'll have to keep reading!~

H_o_I_

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: Hide the Body!

Ooh, you ARE in trouble now! They can't stun Ginny forever, though. They'll have to let the truth out eventually!

Got to go, but it's a lovely story! can't wait to get back!~

H_o_I_

 

The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: That's Hand-y, Hermione.

I started cracking up when I read the whole "DROP DEAD, MALFOY!" Epic. I couldn't stop laughing! *cackles madly, like she should* Then the lines, and I was rushed to the hospital for lack of breathing (not really...) GREAT STORY! 10/10~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Good to know I\'ve not been the cause of any hospital visits yet. Also good to know that much laughter is caused by this story. Yays!

 

Summary:

Laura has been a good friend to Percy for seven years. She took his side during a fight between Percy and Oliver their second year. She accepted Percy the way he was, something most of his brothers couldn't even do. And when the one brother who did understand Percy died, Laura was there to help Percy through it, even though the death hurt her greatly as well.



Yes, Laura has been a good friend to Percy. So why, during their seventh year, is Percy allowing his friend to be lonely and miserable?



A fellow Gryffindor decides to try to ease Laura's loneliness by interfering in her life. The result is that Laura must suddenly deal with new relationships, including an unlikely reconciliation with Oliver.



Laura succeeded in being a good friend when she only had one friend. Now she must learn how to be a good friend to several people... including herself. Oliver/OC

Complete!

"Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache; do be my enemy - for friendship's sake." -William Blake



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 142992 Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/21/05 Updated: 01/21/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Truth is but a Vision

I liked the argument, actually. =) Stupid arguments are fun to witness (or be part of them, too).

I want to know how Danny died! Will we ever find out? I would keep reading, but I have a pumpkin pie filling to freeze. *eyetwitch* Wonderful (and long) chappie!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: You\'ll find out how Dan died, yes. It just takes a while before Laura wants to talk about it. Thanks for reviewing!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 3: Rows and Reconciliations

And in what way will the realationships change? *thinks*

I liked this chapter (but it was very, very long...), mainly because Laura and Percy *stabs the git* made up, kinda. Lovely job!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks for the review. I should probably warn you that almost all of the chapters are pretty long. :-)

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Loneliness and Sympathy

Congrats on the Quickie!

This is an interesting story. I like the idea of there being another Weasley brother (who supposedly died) but I also find it difficult to believe (probably because we've loved the Weasleys and their seven children so long!)

This is an interesting introduction, and there's a lot of backbone in it. I'll read more when I can but right now my dad's yelling at me to clean the kitchen...*grrr*~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: I agree that it\'s difficult to believe that JKR would never mention that there was another Weasley brother who died young. Of course, when I started writing the story, there was the ever-so-slight chance that the news would come out in a later installment of the series. ;-) Thanks for reading and reviewing!

 

Take My Heart Away by Hatusu
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 959]

Summary: Past Featured Story Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 39417 Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/27/05 Updated: 12/17/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: The End

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, mega crap. I am SO sorry! I forgot to review your story for the uberfantasticallywonderful banner you made me! *begs forgiveness* Well, really really really excellent! 10/10!~H_o_I_

 

Charlie's Angel by Jenn_Weasley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Charlie Weasley has returned to his dragon taming job in Romania. Now that the war is over, he should be happy. But a devastating loss has caused Charlie more pain than he can bear. Someone is coming who will bring Charlie back to a life of joy and hope.



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10938 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/29/05 Updated: 09/06/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Tis a good story! But are you allowed to have images on your summary? I just wouldn't want this story deleted...~H_o_I_

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked the story. I thought I put the banner in my author page only. oops - I will go fix it. Thanks for letting me know. Thanks for leaving a review!

 

Summary: Just a little poem I wrote for fun..... :) Please read and review! ^ ^,

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 48 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/02/05 Updated: 09/02/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Dramione?! This was a good poem!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: yupp yupp ^^ thanks! :D really glad you reviewed~

 

Stolen Memories by Extendable Ears
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: On a walk through the castle in the middle of the night, Colin Creevey stumbles upon a couple and he cannot help but capture their love for himself. (969)

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1003 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/17/05 Updated: 09/17/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Stolen Memories

Oh, poor Colin! *huggles the poor creature* I've never thought of him liking anyone, really, but it makes since for him to like Ginny. Honestly, who couldn't like her? =)

This was a very nice story. I caught a few typos, such as:

He slid in the photos of a moonlight corridor, slowly making his way through the paths of the castle until he stumbled upon two people he knew.

'Tis supposed to be moonlit. Other than that, good job!~

H_o_I_

 

It Was Over by longingforlight
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: This is a story about the end...the end of Voldemort, and the end of something else as well. Can Harry come to terms with a new existence...without the one person he needs to be complete?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1034 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/19/05 Updated: 09/19/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Saying Goodbye

*sobbing* That was so sad! And that was really sweet of Ginny to sacrifice herself for Harry. I love your fic! I give it a 9.5 for making me cry (it goes strictly against my beliefs. jk.) 10!

 

Summary: Hermione had always liked the autumn. Now, when spending it at the Burrow in the aftermath of the war she realises why it is her favorite.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1146 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/14/05 Updated: 10/14/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

This is another story I read before getting an account...

I LOVE the setting, because autumn is one of my favorite seasons. A wonderful R/Hr fic! 10!~

H_o_I_

 

The Awakening by hearyoume
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 104]

Summary: My own shocking ending to the Harry Potter series (last chapter). Harry wakes up from a deep sleep and what he learns turns his world upside down...

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1918 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/30/05 Updated: 10/30/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Awakening

No any other characters that I haven't mentioned? WAHH! Heck, that is my idea of a living Hell...To have gone through so much, just to have...lost it. That is so sad! But Harry knows that it's there! He'll search for it, won't he? Is there any Hogwarts? The Burrow? Quidditch? How could someone stand to have felt the love and pain that Harry went through, all to have it slip away? Will he search for it? *cries* **cries more** ***is crying so much she can't stop*** OH! I feel so bad for him! But this story was excellent, no matter how much it made me cry! 10/10!~H_o_I_
P.S. No anything?

Author's Response: Okay, I appreciate the 10/10 rating, & thank you for reviewing - I take it as a giant compliment if someone tells me they cried!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Awakening

Not one single thing he grew to know, love and hate?

 

A Fairy Tale by Fairy-Light by Mudblood428
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 105]

Summary: There's no better Christmas gift than a first kiss. A special Ron/Hermione Christmas one-shot to keep you warm - no misteltoe required. Special Christmas Update 12/25/05: "Ron's Secret" - a special illustration by yours truly!

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4004 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/05 Updated: 12/25/05


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

What a beaut! I love it! (And the illustration is lovely - how do you DO it?) The pomegranate twist was interesting, especially why Hermione's parents wouldn't let her have them *takes pomegranate juice out of fridge* Once again, beautiful!~

H_o_I_

 

Walk Away by Alexarama
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: -=Oneshot=- *+*Song Fiction*+*

Two un-named people, a winter night & a lot of tears. What do you think the story is about? Yes, breaking up. But, it's cute.

Based on the song,

Walk Away by

Franz Ferdinand.




Attention!!! I have made a prequel to this story and it is awaiting validation! It's called Familiar Faces, Unfamiliar Places. Check it out!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1312 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/06 Updated: 01/03/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Walk Away

Sweet.
So the boy loved her, but the girl...didn't? sigh. Poor...erm...boy. really good story!~H_o_I_
Sequel???????????????????????????

Author's Response: Perhaps... It just depends...

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Walk Away

I know that you said you don't know who it was, or will never tell, but others are making guesses, so I will too:
Two OC's that went to Hogwarts like...Bill/Charlie time?~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Okay, everyone is getting twitchy, so I\'ll confirm that they are canon characters. That\'s ALL I\'m saying. But the thing with this story is that it can be anyone you want it to be.

 
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