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By the AMAZING Hatusu!

Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green! No..blue! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding


Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

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(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:
Gryffindoriorioriorior

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)


Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_PotterGirl AKA GinnyPotter, nikkiolapotter, dear irony, Heiress_of_Insanity_

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Quotes


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~

Heiress

Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard

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Ron's Thoughts by Hermione Lurves Ron
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: This is what I think Ron thinks. Acrostic.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 109 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/04/07 Updated: 04/10/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well, I must say I LOVED the ending! Very, very Ron.

EEEERGH! I just spilled ink all over my
Report for Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Bugger it. Snape's going to murder me.
Maybe I'll get to kiss her before I die.


RON/HERMIONE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Esselent poem, 10/10!~

Monty

Author's Response: That part makes me laff a lot. THANX!

 

Lovers in the Moonlight by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary: Irene Mahavior had always taken a fancy to the quiet Remus Lupin. She liked the soft spoken boy, as she had grown up with her rather raucous Irish family. Irene couldn’t though, for the life of her, figure out where Remus disappeared to once a month. Not thinking anything of it, Irene decided to take a moonlit stroll out on the grounds one night. This one mere urge would seal her fate forever.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Self Injury, Violence

Word count: 17904 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/04/07 Updated: 01/13/08


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/13/08 Title: Chapter 3: Unmasked in the Moonlight

Haha, I totally forgot about this story! Well, I didn't forget, I just didn't think about it. So...yeah.

*giggles* Poor Remus, always the gentleman. He seemed so genuinely embarrased I couldn't help blushing myself. XD I would be mortified if I were Irene. Ah well. And he also seemed truly remorseful (sp?) for biting Irene. *huggles werewolf*

The description of her transformation was...well, lovely definitely isn't the word. It was...descriptive, how about? Nice.

Wonderful story! I'd love to read more about Remus and Irene, but as for ideas, I have none. Ciao~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: It definitely would have been easy to forget, considering its long absence from the recently updated list. *looks sheepish*

Remus was taken to a whole new level in the embarrassment area in this chapter, for I adore a blushing!Remus. He\'s just so awkward and adorable. *grins and sighs* The whole Shrieking-Shack-Clothesless-Scene was something of a spur of inspiration from this wonderful werewolf story that I continue to read over and over again. Its called Chasing Fireflies, and if you love werewolf stories I would definitely check it out.

Oh, and I\'m glad you liked the description of Irene\'s Turning. I really didn\'t have a lot to go off of, but with the help of some people on the Forums, it seemed that it came through in the end.

Thanks for sticking with Irene and I all this time, and you will hopefully be seeing more of her in the future!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Shadows in the Moonlight

Oh goodness! He bit her! Oh no...good try, Sirius, though. You gave her a little head start...

I like Irene! She's quite a character. When she was running away from Remus, but wasn't running fast enough, it reminded me of dreams where you are being chased by a ghost or whatever but you keep slipping and falling and feeling like you're running through water. Irritating feeling...Oh, please do update soon!!!!!!!!!~

Monty

Author's Response: Thanks a ton! The running part was a bit hard to write, so I\'m glad you liked the result! Well, as I said, I\'m writing on the Gauntlet, but also working on this story, and a humor one-shot is about to come out, too! So, it might take a little bit for the next chapter to come out! Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Fear in the Moonlight

Aw, what a sweet chappie! *giggles* I really liked this one, because the emotions seemed very real and the writing flowed freely.

As the two of them began making their way through the rain, Remus wondered how he had ever even considered leaving Hogwarts. He now had an even better reason to stay.

I liked this line a lot! I don't know why, but it was probably my favoritest...=)

10/10! Please update soon!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you! Aww, I adore the compliments! Muchos gracias!

The next chapter has yet to be written. As soon as I\'m done with the newest Gauntlet and a small challenge, I will deffinitely get on it! Sorry about the wait!

Oh, did I mention that I love your name? =]

 

Almost Me Again by nuw255
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 443]

Summary: Harry Potter disappears immediately after defeating Lord Voldemort, and the circumstances all point to him being dead. But when has Harry ever been known to just roll over and die? Join Harry on a journey of self-discovery to find the family he never knew he had.

Post-Hogwarts H/G

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 58359 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
04/07/07 Updated: 10/31/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/31/07 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 13: Gifts and Memories

YAY! She didn't say no! She didn't say no! *does dance*

This was a really sweet chapter. I love how Harry fell in love with Ginny again; 'tis most original! At first I thought the ring would be in the chocolate (very cheesy and cliche ;) I like it...) but I love how he gave it to her after everyone had left. Magnificent chapter, please update ASAP! (which, for MNFF standards, will be fairly quick)~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m really glad you liked the way Harry gave her the ring. To be honest, the idea of hiding the ring in the box of chocolates never even crossed my mind. I just felt like Harry would want to give it to Ginny in private -- partly because he doesn\'t like all the attention, and partly just in case she turned him down. Next update will be as soon as I\'m able to write it. Things have been really busy, and I\'ve fallen behind.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6: The Memory-Restoring Potion

He remembers! He remembers! (duh) I just feel kind of sorry for Ginny, because half of Harry remembers her as his wife, but the other half...oh, well, it's completely understandable.

Oh, and congrats on the baby! (late late late, me knows)~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Tardiness is not a problem. Well, it is in school and stuff, but not with me. ;-) Thanks for reviewing; I\'m glad you\'re happy about Harry\'s memory being back. Unfortunately, as you can see, his memory returning doesn\'t mean it\'ll all be sunshine and daisies from here on out....

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7: Return to Hogwarts

"But after that, I decided that it would be fun to wait until right now and see the look of shock on your face. And I was right; it was fun.” She winked at him and slid into the front seat of the car.

MUAHAHAHAHA! I absolutely lurve that line! So very Ginny-like...

Deuling lessons with Ginny! Will she teach him the Bat-Bogey Hex???~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: The Bat-Bogey Hex? Hmmm... Actually, Harry probably already knows it. That doesn\'t mean he\'d be stupid enough to use it on Ginny, though. ;-)

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8: Defense Against the Dark Arts

Ooh, he got her mad! Perfectly understandable, of course (did I say that in my last review? *scratches head*). Well, I thought that the lesson went OK, even if Brian was being a bit of a butt. I actually like his character a lot.

We teenagers can be stupid, can't we? =p~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Hehe! Yeah, teenagers can be stupid. So can adults, for that matter. ;-) I\'m glad you like Brian; I\'m finally getting him really fleshed-out in my head. And yeah, you can\'t blame Ginny for getting mad. Open mouth, insert foot, Harry. ;-)

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9: Explanations

"Oh, they're getting a Howler tomorrow!"
hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This line made me bust up laughing!!! *giggles uncontrollably*

I like the idea of this Constant Vigilance game. It sounds fun!

Luping and Tonks got married!!! Lupin and Tonks got married! Lupin and Tonks got married...

10/10! (and I can finally say it!!!--) PLEASE UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks, H_o_I_. I\'m glad you enjoyed the chapter. Here\'s what\'s going on with this story\'s updates: I have another story I\'m working on (Harry Potter and the Magical Myths), and my computer ate the most recent chapter. Lately, all my writing time has been spent rewriting that chapter, and it\'s taken longer than usual, since its disappearance was pretty demoralizing. Once I get that chapter rewritten and submitted, I will begin on the next chapter of this story. Hopefully that won\'t be too much longer.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9: Explanations

"Oh, they're getting a Howler tomorrow!"
hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This line made me bust up laughing!!! *giggles uncontrollably*

I like the idea of this Constant Vigilance game. It sounds fun!

Luping and Tonks got married!!! Lupin and Tonks got married! Lupin and Tonks got married...

10/10! (and I can finally say it!!!--) PLEASE UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Double! ;-)

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/11/07 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 10: Diagon Alley

HA! Love the last line!

Well, first I must say, OMG, this chapter was longer than my hair! (Which is long, btw =p) But it was really sweet. I liked meeting all of the other kids, too. Though admittedly I almost fainted when Angelina called her son Peeves. 10/10! Please update soon!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! I really couldn\'t pass up the chance to have Fred name his son Peeves. And charm his hair permanently red. It\'s just so- so Fredish. I was originally worried that this chapter would be too short, but once the Twins got their hands on it, that problem disappeared pretty quick. I\'m glad you enjoyed it.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: The Final Battle

Oh, poor Ginny! She killed Snape and then realized that he was probably the only person who could bring Harry back! And she had just become a Potter...

*runs off to read second chappie* 10/10!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks. Yeah, she let her anger get the best of her, and didn\'t realize what a bad idea killing Snape was until it was too late. On the other hand, Snape was an Occlumens and a Potions Master, so he may have been able to avoid telling anyone where Harry was anyway. Not that that would be any consolation to Ginny.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1: John Doe Wheatfield

Hm...Harry is certainly...interesting in this chappie. A five-year-old kid! haha...ANd I didn't notice any Americanisms...maybe because I am American!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Glad you liked Harry as a five-year-old. Writing that was interesting. Thanks for reviewing!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2: Job Interview

Are the kids Weasley's? Or maybe even Potters? *dumbquestion*

But ten years?! I suppose for someone who matures/recovers at an extremely slow pace, though...Poor Dudley! And Harry as well............=(

10/10! I'll finish reading ASAP!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Your question about the kids will be answered shortly. I\'m not quite sure what you\'re saying about the ten years. I guess all I can say is that Harry\'s having to grow up all over again. Glad you enjoyed it.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/20/07 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 12: Preparations

Aw, he got his wedding ring! So what's he gonna do? Make himself fall in love with Ginny all over again? That would be nice, but then, when he asked her to marry him again, she'd say no, and a whole lot of nonsense would happen before she finally said yes in the end...10!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Glad you found it Awww-inspiring (terrible joke, I know). As for what Harry\'s going to do... well, that\'s what the next chapter\'s for, right? ;-)

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/06/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 11: Immaturity

Ooh! Malfoy got it ON! I didn't think him capable of doing that...^.^ This chapter was really good, but was very, very, very, very long. The way you wrote when Lily and Brian were missing was very suspensful. I was almost sitting on the edge of my seat! 10!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you enjoyed it, even if it was pretty long. It was supposed to be two chapters, but I couldn\'t decide on a really good place to break them apart.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Ottery St. Catchpole

Once again, poor Ginny! And I had a feeling they were his twin kids...So he's halfway to infinity of realizing who he is now, I s'ppose.

10/10!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: lol! That\'s one way to put it, I guess. I\'m glad you sympathize with Ginny; she really has been through a lot. Thanks for reviewing!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4: Searching for Answers

Woah...What a heavy load to take on at once! Now he has to know that Ginny's his wife...only it being Harry, he won't accept it until it's proven.~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Yeah, Harry can be rather thick at times, can\'t he?

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/04/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5: Confirmation

Harry is very stubborn, innit he? Ah, well, it's to be expected.....I see you think that Snape is most definitley EVIL? *spooky music* Well, let's see if Harry drinks it (of course he does...RIGHT?!) 10/10!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Well, if he didn\'t, the story wouldn\'t have much more to it, would it? As for Snape, I\'m really not convinced that he\'s evil (I\'m also not convinced that he\'s good). I just find evil!Snape to be much easier to write, especially post-HBP. Anyhow, thanks for reviewing.

 

Hermione's Thoughts by Hermione Lurves Ron
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Now for what Hermione thinks about Ron. Also acrostic

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 110 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/07 Updated: 04/14/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I think she SHOULD dye LavLav's hair pink! Hm...I didn't like this as much as Ron's, but it was still good! 10/10! RON/HERMIONE 4 ALWAYS! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!~

Monty

Author's Response: Maybe I\'ll do a humor sequel... maybe

 
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