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Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green! No..blue! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding

Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_PotterGirl AKA GinnyPotter, nikkiolapotter, dear irony, Heiress_of_Insanity_

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!


Supercalifragalisticexpialedociously wonderful banner by Simply Being!


Made by the fantastical StaceyLC!*clapclap*

*squees* Thanks, KC! (sayiansirius)


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~


Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard


Richard too

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Alise by Hansolohpfrk

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Companion to Ethereal Words.

Alise Malfoy is an emotionally closed-off girl. Once full of life, defiant, and funny, she's now full of anger, frustration, and hate. She used to be able to ignore the lies and deceit her parents held over her head, to show her personality through everything she had to put up with. Then, she's disowned, because she isn't loyal to the Dark Lord. Quite suddenly, her life is falling apart, until she is adopted by a new family. A family she had been taught to hate all her life. What will it take to find herself in their good graces?
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/24/07 Title: Chapter 2: Imperfection

Ooh, wonderful! I really like Ginny so far in this fic! Is Mrs. Pensk a Muggle? I noticed one thing, though. It's not a big mistake, but I'm kind of nit-picky sometimes...When Ginny is explaining to Alise that they have to travel by Floo, she says, 'and it's to far to fly' when the 'to' should have two O's.

Well, superfabulous story!!!!!!! Please update soon!~


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 12/13/07 Title: Chapter 3: Reasons Why

*runs in and hits wall* I totally forgot to review for the lovely banner you made me! *dusts self off* So here I am.

First of all, I must say that Ron was a total son of a banshee in this chapter, though seeing as he's always been 99.9% insensitive...*is mad at the git!Ron) Would he have warmed up to her more if she had been taken in as a baby?

Lovely chapter, but there was one instance of awkward (or so it seemed to me) wording:

I desperately needed a comforting arm at that moment and did not push them away, as I normally would have done. I just let her put a comforting arm around me.

Putting 'comforting arm' in the same paragraph twice seemed...rough (it's a terrible description, I know) Perhaps you could get rid of the second 'comforting?'

Wonderful job! I can't wait to read the rest!~


Divided We Fall by megan_lupin

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It has been thought that dreams hold great value in divining unknown knowledge. Some adhere to the belief that a dream is capable of foretelling events, be they tragic or wonderful. Others believe that a dream is strictly that – a dream. Helga has a dream that shakes her focus and one that could have unforeseen effects on a friendship and on a school. Will the Founders fall, or will Hogwarts truly become the school they have always envisioned?

Written for the “New Year Challenge Two: Dreams” by megan_lupin of Gryffindor.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter I: Dreams and Nightmares

My, this story only has one review? *le gasp*

This is, so far, an interesting story. I'm interested in the Founders (honestly, who isn't the slightest bit?), so this is obviously something I'll enjoy! The writing is very rich and wonderful. The twist with Harry and Voldemort appearing in place of Godric and Salazar is VERY interesting indeed! I WILL come back to read the other chappie, ASAP! It's very good!~


Author's Response: Thanks very much, Heiress. I\'m glad you\'re enjoying the fic, though my delays seem to be growing! Oh, the price I put on myself for perfection. \r\n


Luna Lovegood and the Charmed Circle by Hotrav

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •

Luna Lovegood's wedding is just weeks away. She must juggle wedding plans, running a business, locating one of her dearest friends, and living up to the secret deal that made her the editor of her own newspaper.

For the wedding date is just a week before the culmination of that secret pact Luna had made with two of her former D.A. schoolmates. The secret pact caused Luna to drop out of school during her seventh year. A deal that will put Luna up against the powers-that-be at the Ministry of Magic and the Daily Prophet. A deal that may eventually cost her the family business: The Quibbler.

The main story takes place three and a half years after the final battle with the Deatheaters and the final defeat of Thomas Marvolo Riddle.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Blonde Boggart

So this is either Luna/Albi or Luna/Neville. (I personally hope it's the latter - N/L is my One True Pairing...)

I think that Luna is a bit too sane in this chapter, but it may be because her life is changing in ways that (posibbly) force her to. But don't ask me, I've never been married.

There aren't many things I think you should edit, but now that DH is out, you should consider changing 'radish earrings' (from the third paragraph) for 'dirigible plums'. Of course...that sounds kind of long. *shrug* Your pick. You are the author after all.~


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/20/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Wrackspurts and Gobstones

A memory! Those are always interesting, but can sometimes become tedious. This chapter, however, wasn't. It was interesting, and showed some of Luna's regrets, like how she believes she killed her mother. *hugs Loony* Excellent story! I'll get back to it when I can!~


A Simple 'Hello' by HermionePotter

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A forbidden romance, both families never being able to know about the other, happens between two teenagers, and the only time they have is stolen phone calls in the middle of the night. But is it all worth it?
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Midnight Calls

Pretty good! I like it a lot, but, for some reason, I can't imagine Lily and James...It is James, right???? But...Yeah, 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Nah, it\'s not James. Remember along the end the guy said that bad things would happen if his mother found out. James\' parents weren\'t like that (as far as we know) Im still glad you liked it though!!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Midnight Calls

I feel so stupid...It was Sirius? Not James...Right. Well, 10/10 (again)!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: You\'re not stupid; I was originally going to write this as Lily/James, but the whole conversation just didnt fit quite right. Thanks for the reviews!

Being Janey Weasley by Pussycat123

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Fourth in the Janey Weasley series – oh no, it’s not over yet!

I’m Janey Weasley, and this little one shot is from MY perspective – lucky you! I’m nearing my twenty-first birthday, and there’s lots going on. Job interviews, family gatherings, along with lots of other matters of interest. Read on, and you’ll find out exactly what’s been going on since the last look in you got on my life! It’ll be amusing for you, I’m sure – it always is when you’ve a loopy family, barmy friends and boyfriend and ... well, mostly just the bit about having a loopy family. Welcome to my world!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Being Janey Weasley

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! They're getting married....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

And Molly needs to give it a rest. Good GRACIOUS! 1000000/10! (I've never given a story a 1000000 before...( kind of like it...)~


Author's Response: Wow, 1000000 out of 10? Which you\'ve NEVER done before? Thanks so much! I\'m most honoured, and I\'m happy you approve of the marriage. Well ... you seem to, anyway. =D

Dark Lord Voldy's Shattered Soul Club Band by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.

So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!

I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

*shudders* Snape singing...ugh. Narcissa and Bella might be nice, though...Well, wonderful poem-song-Darl Lord Voldy's Shattered Soul Club Band! *admits to laughing several times* 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks very much! Well, Alan Rickman who plays Snape AND Helena Bonham Carter who plays Bellatrix are both performing roles that require singing in Tim Burton\'s upcoming film of the musical \"Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,\" so that should be interesting!

The Lone Wolf by Soap

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Three words:
Remus's First Kiss.

A completely fluff-filled one shot from the Marauder era. Enjoy!
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Lone Wolf

Haha! I LOVED this story! Remus is so cute in it, and Kate's a wonderful character. I really liked how you made her good friends with James, too, because we never hear about anyone except the Marauders. Excellent job, 10/10!~


The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)

Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.

With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.

Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.

If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.

This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!

Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)

EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

The toaster thing again...YES! A sequel to Blog! *Goes insane with happiness* WEll, wonderful story! Please update soon!~


Author's Response: Thank you! I will indeed update. And old habits die hard; Voldemort will always explode toasters, magical or not!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 05/02/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

OMG, that was soooo funny! Gotta go now! 10/10! Bye!~


Author's Response: THANK YOU! I like your name, by the way. Makes me think of Monty Python.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Sorry the last review was so rushed--I was late for swim team...=p Hehe, Mungo Phelps. I like his name for some odd reason.......And I started cracking up when everyone was talking about how Nagini was underappreciated. Very funny! Well, like I said, 10/10! Please update soon!~


Author's Response: ^_^ It is a fun name, isn\'t it? I just closed my eyes and pointed at two names on my \'funniest guys\' names\' and \'funniest last names\' lists.

"Please, I just need to talk to you," by Ron x Hermione

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ron and Hermione have a heartfelt talk about what used to be when Ron discovers that she is dying. Will they get everything sorted out before the time comes? Or, will the time even come? The couple finally realises that a life and death situation needs love; no matter how hard the odds are of overcoming it.

This was written as an assignment for Roxy Black’s class, OWL-Level Romance, for the Spring Term of 2007. I am in Hufflepuff!
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 08/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

=:::::(So SAD!!!

Author's Response: Thanks! I think? ~Lindsey :)

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 08/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

...The rest of my review got deleted, so I'll finish it!

...I feel like crying!

The story was written well and everything flowed together. Nothing was cramped, and the emotions came across as realistic. I thought the characters ('specially Ron) were very canon. 10/10!~


Author's Response: Thanks so very much! I appreciate you taking the time to write it twice. :) ~Lindsey :)

Janey Weasley-Springs; My Mother by Pussycat123

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Fifth in the Janey Weasley series – and this time we hear from Janey’s middle child, Tillie.
She is eleven years old. Her sister, Day, is fifteen, and she also has a seven-year-old brother called Nicky. Due to leave for Hogwarts at the end of the summer, Tillie is utterly perplexed. She can’t imagine life without her sweet, innocent (it seems) little brother to look after, or her carefree, happy mother to look up to. But as the inevitable grows closer, Tillie will soon have to accept that time will wait for no one ... Note: Don’t worry, I haven’t cheated you out of Janey’s wedding – all will be revealed!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Janey Weasley-Springs; My Mother

This was really good! I liked the part about Fred and George messing up the wedding, but that seems a bit extreme, even for the twins. 10/10!~


Author's Response: Well, they never really took to Frankie, they\'re too protective of Janey - and they did make sure it could be found again. Thanks so much for the reviews, I\'m really glad you\'ve enjoyed the series.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Janey Weasley-Springs; My Mother

And PLEASE with sprinkles and pudding and bananas and ice cream and cherries on top WRITE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~


Author's Response: Well, I WOULD write another ... honestly, I\'d like to, I love Janey etc, but I can\'t write something else until I get a decent idea that will work properly and live up to standards of the first five. You wouldn\'t want something not very good for the sake of it, would you? But don\'t worry, and don\'t give up hope. Who knows when inspiration might strike?

The Pied Piper of the Black Forest by butter_beer_drinker

Rated: 6th-7th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. -G. K. Chesterton

Can the hero slay the "dragon" that hunts his little girl and haunts his nightmares?

This is submitted for my final assignment in Professor Talons DADA: An Introduction to Dark Arts class.

I am proudly saluting you with the sword of Godrick Gryffindor.

A small warning, this story terrified me (and my beta) and made me cry. Read it with caution but please read it.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Nightmare that Follows

*starts to cry* Oh my goodness, what HAPPENED? Was that all a dream? It was...wow. Incredibly confusing, yet intriguing at the same time. What exactly was the Erkling? Just a House Elf? Hm...Well, I liked this story a lot; for some reason it reminded me of Wuthering Heights. *is...erm...thirsty for more**this is a sucky review. forgive me?*~


Author's Response: that is the beauty of the story, it is up to you to determine what really happened and what didn\'t. and no review is sucky. The erkling is actually a creature I found on the HP lexicon. It lives in the Black Forest in Germany and eats children. I was searching for an animal for this fic (which orginally had a Thestral crashingthrough the window) and could not beleive it when I found a creatur that actually preys on children.

Hey, You! I Don't Like Your Girlfriend by Kerichi

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •

He was Muggle-born, a Hufflepuff, and a slob. Andromeda Black could not understand why a boy with messy hair and untidy ways was so popular until she realised no one enjoyed life like Ted Tonks. It wasn't a secret that he liked her...and she didn't like his girlfriend.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Hey, you!

This was an excellent story! I think it's the first Andromeda/Ted I've ever read (and I'm glad I did!). I've always pictured Andromeda being in Gryffindor, but this story was even better since she was a Slytherin and so many things were expected of her, but she just ignored them. 10/10!~


Author's Response: I don\'t know why, but I always got the idea Sirius was the first Black to buck the family tradition of Slytherin House. I\'m glad you liked her characterization and doubly glad you reviewed and told me! :)

Ron's Thoughts by Hermione Lurves Ron

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: This is what I think Ron thinks. Acrostic.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well, I must say I LOVED the ending! Very, very Ron.

EEEERGH! I just spilled ink all over my
Report for Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Bugger it. Snape's going to murder me.
Maybe I'll get to kiss her before I die.


Esselent poem, 10/10!~


Author's Response: That part makes me laff a lot. THANX!