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Real name: Monty
Member Since: 01/21/07
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By the AMAZING Hatusu!

Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green!! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding

Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_PotterGirl AKA GinnyPotter, nikkiolapotter, dear irony, Heiress_of_Insanity_

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!


Supercalifragalisticexpialedociously wonderful banner by Simply Being!


Made by the fantastical StaceyLC!*clapclap*

*squees* Thanks, KC! (sayiansirius)


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~


Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard


Richard too
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The Nook by MissBean
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Four Ravenclaws have been best pals since they met in their first year on the Hogwarts Express---but a friendly competition may be the thing to ruin their friendship. As the characters face the faults in themselves, they may just end up helping eachother.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10540 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
01/16/07 Updated: 06/30/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/21/07 Title: Chapter 2: Anthony Bell

*feels sorry for Anthony, even if she still likes Brandon* I found this extraordinarily interesting, how Anthony wants to please his parents. I feel sorry for the trolls. Stupid Ministry...Sorry! Well, uberfantasticallywonderful chapter! *eagerly awaits more* 10/10! Please update soon! Please?!

Author's Response: Yeah well, trolls, what can you do. Chapter three is all beta\'d... now I just have to go edit it all >< Twill be up very soon


Afraid of Falling by Moonysgirl79
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Remus comes across a surprise on the way back from a late night outing with the marauders. With his friends encouragement, he decides to try and tackle his problems head on. Sequel to Feelings of the Heart, please read that one first.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1654 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/17/07 Updated: 01/19/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Afraid of Falling

S-W-E-E-T! Please write more?!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: lol, thanks. it\'s in the queue i promise. I\'ve no idea how long it\'ll be but i don\'t think it should be too long.


Summary: Ron and Hermione are together, madly in love... they're even expecting marriage soon.

But Ron has dreams. Dreams of becoming an Auror, and he will have to leave for six months to train for it. He is not allowed any contact with his family, and this includes Hermione.

After a heartfelt night under the stars, Ron takes leave on becoming his dream.

Hermione tries to get through a horrid six months without him. There is many tears, and can Hermione make it that long?

But what will happen when a tragedy strikes the family? How will Hermione cope, and can she live through this? Can true love really prevail through it all?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5617 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
01/21/07 Updated: 02/11/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Goodbye

'Tis a wonderful story! Although I am a fan, I don't often read R/Hr fics, but this one has me hooked! I love the way you described Ron and Hermione's feelings about Ron's departure. It's so realistic!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks so much! Chapter 3 is with the beta! ~Lindsey :)


Summary: I remember.
I won't forget.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 162 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/22/07 Updated: 01/23/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice poem, I loved it!
Just one thing-That was Harry, and he was dead, and Ginny, Hermione and Ron are remembering times with him...right?

Author's Response: Yes, you got. It\'s from Ron\'s, Ginny\'s, and Hermione\'s point of view.

Author's Response: Can\'t believe i forgot to say this, but TY SO MUCH FOR YOUR REVIEW! :-)


Summary: Lucius Malfoy is most infamous for being excessively proud of his ancestry and for his disdain for Muggle-borns. But what if he received a letter that changed everything? Takes place during OotP, and it's AU.

Contains snippets of humour.

For the "Dreams" challenge in the fanfiction beta boards... I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3623 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
01/23/07 Updated: 02/16/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Oh ho ho! What is this? Lucius is - apparently - not a pureblood? *captain obvious to the rescue!* Poor man must be experiencing quite a shock! XD

Interesting names, by the way. I studied Roman history last year and for some reason we didn't learn much about Hadrian. o.0

So...this review is really boring and short because the stupid hurricane Ike (which also canceled my Sweeney Todd rehearsal) blew out our power so we had no electricity or air conditioning and now we are driving to dryer pastures and I am REALLY BORED. =/ And my dad's computer won't play movies.

lol, sorry about that...^.^ ANYWAY, interesting story, it's not really your, style I guess you could say. *runs off to read next chapter*~


Author's Response: Mwhahahaha, I almost forgot about this story. Thanks for the review. WHOA. You're in Sweeney Todd? I'd give an arm and a leg and my eyeteeth to be in that! What part are you? I've always wanted to be the Beadle, even though I'm a girl and don't fit the role in any possible way.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/13/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Is Terrorized By A Doorbell

=? Order of the Phoenix? Interesting! JK should have put that in the book...of course, then Mr. Lucius wouldn't have been so sinister, and what's the fun in not hating Malfoys? Or...well, liking extremely disliking them?

truly hideous flowered muumuu

I've always wondered why people wear urgly outfits (of course, I watch What Not to Wear, so shouldn't I know the answer to that question?)...It's one of life's great mysteries, I guess XD

"I used to have an uncle named Elizabeth.”

o.0 o.0 o.0

An interesting story overall! I think it could have had maybe a bit more to it, because the ending was rather abrupt. I dunno. G2g!~


Author's Response: I thought the ending was abrupt too... but I wrote it for a challenge, and the deadline was the next day! I was rather rushed! ^_^ "I've always wondered why people wear urgly outfits..." You know, if there was an answer to that question, the universe would make a lot more sense than it does now. Though I think the real reason why people wear urgly outfits is, they have clothes left over from decades ago when they were still fashionable and haven't realized that the styles have changed.


What Hurts the Most by Prongsies_Girl_93
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Ginny has had some trouble coping with all the pressure that has been handed to her on a silver platter. One night, after remembering a night with Harry, she snaps. (One-shot) Based on the song by Rascal Flatts

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1758 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/25/07 Updated: 01/30/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: What Hurts the Most

That was a truly beautiful story, but one thing I noticed was that it was ten years to late. (The Potters died in 1981, not 1990) 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I had been wondering if I got the year right, so... thanks for noticing that!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: What Hurts the Most

Two things I forgot. 1-WRITE MORE!!!! And 2-Woot! First review!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! Of course I\'ll write more! Thanks for reviewing again!


Wings of a Dove by WhatsInAName
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: She loved him... She loves him still, and it hurts to fall away.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 210 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/26/07 Updated: 01/27/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: Ginevra's Dirge

Sweet. Good. Excellent. Tear-jerking. 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: *shifts uncomfortably under all the praise* What can I say, but thank you! ~Sam


Wednesday Dates by belladonna_tb
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 128]

Summary: Whoever knew that a couple still went on "dates" after they were married?

:::old H/G:::

Runner-Up in the Best Canon Romance category of the 2007 Quicksilver Quill Awards

For those interested, I'm planning on writing a Prequel to this story. Just thought I'd let everyone know.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3445 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/26/07 Updated: 01/31/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Congrats for the Quickie!

This is a very sweet, very sad story. I loved how you only showed us that Ginny was dead once Harry had reached the graveyard. Though there aren't many emotions put down in words (happy, sad...the list goes on!) the mood shines through it all. Wonderful job!~



The First Kiss by harry_kissed_ginny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: One-Shot. James/Lily's First Kiss

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1362 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/26/07 Updated: 02/02/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A sweet, fluffy Lily/James fic. Honestly, I don't read much L/J, but your banner (why the banner?) is what at first made me want to read it! lol, good fic!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: ooooh thank you! i had requested a banner from nikkiolapotter, but she had to quit, and someone found it premade. dont ask. i dont either. lo; thanks

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, about the Ginny/Healer thing...I've seen that in a lot of fanfiction too, don't know why...But Lily seems like she would make a good Healer...~H_o_I_

Author's Response: thanks you!


Summary: They are not afraid to die so that the world may live.

Gideon and Fabian Prewett

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 109 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/28/07 Updated: 01/29/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: For the Good of the World

*gawks* That was an AMAZING poem! favorite line would have to be:

We'll fight the last, we're not afraid

A very powerful sonnet (right?!) 10/10!~


Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you like it! That line there is a kind of spin-off from my fic \"Silence and Motion\" which basicall tells the same story. :)


I'm Not That Girl by WhatsInAName
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Luna thought she had found the right one for her, but in the end, all he gave her was the pain of love lost.

One-shot songfic set to I'm Not That Girl from the musical Wicked.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 939 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
02/02/07 Updated: 02/05/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Change of plans, third! Buy yeah, good story! Write more!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: *bows again* Thanks! ~Sam

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Really good, even if Luna/Draco isn't my cup of tea! I eagerly await more stories from you!~H_o_I_
PS. Second!

Author's Response: *takes a deep bow* It\'s not mine, either, but it just turned out that way. More stories? I\'ll not disappoint you! ~Sam


Shades of Black by Striped Candycane
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 28]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe three Black sisters are very different. But once a week, for a brief moment, they become very much the same...Pre-Hogwarts.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1106 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
02/02/07 Updated: 02/03/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 12/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hm. Where are they going, you wonder.

This certainly is a well-written story. The descriptions are lovely, especially the Black sisters and how they relate to their birth order. It's nice to know that, at one point, Bella and Narcissa loved Andromeda. Wonderful story!~



Decadent Love by Pixichik118
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 35]

Summary: Harry and Ginny can't make it throught the war for peace, but is it all bad? Harry's pov

We brought each other to such great heights,
And all we left behind were silhouettes...

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 299 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
02/09/07 Updated: 02/15/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Interesting rhyme sceme...I like it! Unfortunatley, I'm going to have to dock a few points for breaking Harry/Ginny. Jk! 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Hehe, yeah, Harry/Ginny isn\'t a favorite of mine, really. They don\'t stay together long when I\'m in charge. =D. Thanks for reviewing!



The Extra Mile by Hansolohpfrk
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: A sweet, short Lily/James poem.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 347 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
02/11/07 Updated: 02/15/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Extra Mile

Was that Draco and Ginny? Even if I don't like the ship all that much, this was a superfabulous poem! No typos that I could see, and I really loved the rhyme scheme.

He’s an egotistical jerk,
Or at least, that’s how I see it.
Oh, God! What am I saying?

That part gets me. I find it funny, 'specially the 'Oh, God! What am I saying?' 10/10!~


PS: Thanks for the pertiful banner--meloves!


The Birth of Bravery by crazy_purple_hp_freak
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Two brothers closely bound in blood,

They walked two different paths,

Two choices made (opposing goals) –

One bloody aftermath.

Of blood ties and bravery, and of breaking free.

Written by crazy_purple_hp_freak of Slytherin house, for the Ballad Challenge.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 705 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
02/12/07 Updated: 02/15/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Birth of Bravery

Great ballad! 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you! :)


Everybody Loves Janey Weasley by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Third one-shot in the Janey Weasley series.

We skip ahead to her fifth year, although this particular saga is told through the eyes of ordinary, Quidditch Captain, Hufflepuff boy, Frankie, as he realises that even though everybody loves Janey Weasley ... he might just love her a little bit more. What’s a young, Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain to do? Ask the people close to her for advice? Ask his team mates for advice? Do something bold and daring for the first time in his life? ALL of the above? I guess you’ll have to read and find out, won’t you?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3928 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
02/13/07 Updated: 02/21/07

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Everybody Loves Janey Weasley

Everybody likes chocolate. Actually, my best friend's older brother doesn't like chocolate. He's a total nut, I know.

"Isn’t it obvious? Do I have to serenade you or something? Because it won’t be nearly as pretty as those flowers. You might even have another allergic reaction.”

buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I BUSTED UP when I read that. It's too funny! I like this story better than the ones I've read so far. Frankie's in lurve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10!~


Author's Response: =D I\'m very glad you enjoyed it. Thanks very much for reviewing! I love Frankie too, this is probably one of my favourites of the series.

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