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By the AMAZING Hatusu!

Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green! No..blue! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding


Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

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(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:
Gryffindoriorioriorior

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)


Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Quotes


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~

Heiress

Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard

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Richard too
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Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

The plot in this story was a little hard to discern, but I still liked it, 'specially the girl called Bob. Before I read this, I thought of Bob as a middle-aged, balding man who Voldemort goes trick-or-treating with and he dies at the end and Voldemort is really sad. Do not ask why.

I didn't see any typos (they're extremely rare and valuable in your stories), and everything flowed nicely. Good job!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Falls over at your imagined plot synopsis* I SHOULD WRITE THAT STORY ONE DAY, DUDE! That is the best thing I\'ve ever heard!

 

A Letter Never Read by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: A motherless child. A heart-broken father. A box filled with long lost treasures. And a letter holding all the secrets that have been buried for over ten years. Will Harriet discover why her father has kept her in the dark for so long? Will she finally come to know her mother…through a letter never read?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 4292 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/04/06 Updated: 12/06/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Letter Never Read

Sweet. A definite tear-jerker. I really liked how you described the first photograph. And the letter...A beautiful work of art!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I haven\'t gotten a review for this in awhile, so this totally made my day! This little one shot did take awhile to write, so I\'m glad you approve! :]

 

The Tear Never Cried by harry_kissed_ginny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: A short poem about Ginny seeing Harry's dead body...

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 185 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/06 Updated: 12/10/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Really sad, really good! *starts to cry, poem was so sad* 10/10! Excellent job!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: thank you!

 

Death of a Rose by scars_are_cool
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Part I of The Rose poems. This can be read by itself, but if you want to find out what happens next, read 'Mourning the Rose' (as soon as it's validated.)

Ginny's final moments.






Weakly she parted her rose red lips,




As she gazed into the rose red eyes of death’s kiss.








Now her eyes once full of light




are dulling, never again to be so bright








Please review! All will be responded to.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 174 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/14/06 Updated: 12/15/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: Death of a Rose

Wonderful, sad, dark....amazing. An Excellent poem. My favorite line would have to be:

Weakly she parted her rose red lips,
As she gazed into the rose red eyes of death's kiss.


or:

Her rose red hair no longer shines
As it is now part of death's designs


Some excellent rhyming, and wonderful repitition! 10/10! Please write more, you're an excellent poet!~

Monty

Author's Response: Thank you. I have more written that continue this story, but I not, done, they need something... more. But thank you for the review, every one inspires me to write more.

 

Them by WhatsInAName
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Hermione is constantly wondering - wondering if he feels the same way. But can she work up the courage to show her feelings for him?

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 112 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/15/06 Updated: 12/19/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Them

I REALLY like this poem! It's very nice, short, kind of sweet...Very realistic too, something that's nice in (most) poems.~H_o_I_
I just hit my self-desrtuct button...Oh no...BOOM =DDD

Author's Response: *is blown backwards by the explosion of insanity* Ouch... Thanks!! A realistic poem is good in many ways. For one example: It can be funny, or serious. Mine tend to be more on the serious side. But that\'s just me. Thanks again! ~Sam

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Them

That was kind of random...But I read your poem again. It's going on my faves! YAY!!! I WON THE LOTTERY! Don't ask...~H_o_I_/Liar

Author's Response: Okaaaaaay.... ;P A fave addition! Yay! ~Sam

 

Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

I actually like this one better than "IUtOW". Things in letter form are easy to imagine, in my opinion. Good job!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: You think so? Thanks! I\'m glad, and keep looking out for more Janey, it\'s not over just yet.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

I didn't like this quite as much as the first, but it was still funny. Especially what Ron wrote to Harry. HA!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks very much, I\'m glad you liked it.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

Crap, I already reviewed this and said the total opposite of what I had said before and I can't delete either of the reviews.......................>=( So...just ignore one of them, you can choose ^.^

Author's Response: Don\'t worry about it, people\'s opinions can change ... maybe you were feeling in a particularly letter-y mood when you reviewed the first time. As long as you enjoyed it, it doesn\'t matter anyway, right?

 

Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5213 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Let the Game Begin

ah...I can only imagine...and that Anna reading for twelve straight hours is growing on me! She sounds like my friend, Anna! haha...Update soon!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: She\'s based on my friend Anna. I liked that dare as well.

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 2: Round 2

HAHAHAHAHA! Wanna know something scary? I have a friend named Anna, who loves to read. When I saw that line, I'm like, "OH MY GOSH!!!!" HAHAHA! Excellent story!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: *gasps* So do I! That\'s why she was in the story. :)

 

Forever by megan_lupin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: “How could it have come to this? How did we fall so far?”

It is the day after Christmas, and while the rest of the world is returning to normalcy after the holiday, one man isn’t feeling very cheerful. The holidays have only allowed him to remember the pain and loss of the previous year, though he tries desperately to forget those memories. But as a fresh blanket of snow has covered the ground, he decides to take a walk to clear his mind, and at the same time, he decides to take a chance; he allows himself to just remember.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Suicide

Word count: 3017 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/07/07 Updated: 01/10/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/30/08 Title: Chapter 1: Forever: To Remember

This is a truly gorgeous story! Lots of authors write about Remus after all of his friends ~disappeared~, but none of them (that I've seen) have happened more than a week after Lily and James died. It was a nice change, and the setting was perfect.

Poor Remus =( He's my favorite maraurder (auder...odor...however you spell that word-der...) by far, probably because his life was both happy and tragic - and here you portrayed both of these, but everything still had that aspect of grief.

Wonderful job! I will most def. read more of your stories - but now is bed XD~

H_o_I_

 

Feelings of the Heart by Moonysgirl79
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: The first in a series of oneshots following Remus' relationship with a girl whom he has know for years. How will Remus cope with the new feelings he is experiencing? When the opportunity to take things further arises will he take it, or shy away? How will a chance encounter affect the character we love?



"You can always close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1955 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/11/07 Updated: 01/15/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Feelings of the Heart

Sweet, I really liked it, especially how Sirius was just lke a brother to Hayley. Onto the sequel!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: aw thanks, i like that bit too, lol.

 

It Happened One Night by lia_in_the_sky
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Ginny lies in bed one summer night after her sixth year, thinking about Harry (of course). She has to know how he feels. He has been home three days and she hasn't gotten to see him alone. She wants to talk to him, and she wants to talk to him now.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2595 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/14/07 Updated: 01/22/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved your story! I could actually feel the emotion that Ginny was going through. My only suggestion is WRITE MORE!

Author's Response: Thanks! I think that since more than one person is requesting me to write more I think I will...I really like the story so far.

 

Interview with Dolores by iluvtosurf94
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Nifty interview I made to our dear and beloved Dolores. Someone we will never dare forget! :D

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2596 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/07 Updated: 01/17/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Interview

I can't wait until the public reads this...Excelent story!

Author's Response: Haha, well the public is technically reading, lol! :P

 

The Nook by MissBean
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Four Ravenclaws have been best pals since they met in their first year on the Hogwarts Express---but a friendly competition may be the thing to ruin their friendship. As the characters face the faults in themselves, they may just end up helping eachother.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10540 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/16/07 Updated: 06/30/07


Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 05/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: Sarah Creighton

This was an interesting chapter. I liked seeing that bit of Sarah's past. And I'm not sure if they have a Sea World in England...sorry.

10/10! Please update soon!~

Monty

Author's Response: I just started writing chapter five today, so it might not be up for a while. Thank yuu though!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 06/30/07 Title: Chapter 5: Throwing Stones

Poor Brandon and Angie! At least he got a date, though. If Clara dumps him, can I have him? ;) *jk*

I didn't see any spelling or grammar mistakes, and it was, as usual, excelletnly written. 10/10! Please update soon!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Wahaha, well he is based off a real person I know... Which makes me feel a little guilty and intrusive. But thank you!!

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 06/30/07 Title: Chapter 5: Throwing Stones

At lunch that day, Angie, Brandon, Ant and Sarah discussed ham sandwiches. Maybe it was because it took Sarah's mind away from Charms that morning, or maybe it was because that happened to be what they were eating.

I forgot to say--I really liked this paragraph. For some reason, I like the possibilities of why someone was doing something, so naturally this caught my attention!~

H_o_I_

Author's Response: Yet do you really need a reason to talk about ham sandwiches? ^____^

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Proposition

*instantly likes Brandon* Hallow! (sorry, couldn't help it...if anyone got the joke...) But, I really like this story so far! Interesting contest...Who will win? (you probably can't tell me, though...) 10/10! *runs off to read second chapter*

Author's Response: Hooray! Thank you! Muchos gracias! ^^

 
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/02/07 Title: Chapter 3: Trial and Error

She SO likes him...hehe, I thought it was kind-of-funny-kind-of-not how Brandon got slapped. Did he say anything, or was he just really not her type? =) Well, 10/10, please update soon!~

Monty

Author's Response: He\'s a bit of a perv... whatcha gonna do? ;)

 
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