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Name: Monty Python

Quest: I seek the Holy Grail

Favorite color: Green! No..blue! I meant...*gets thrown into pit*

Just kidding

Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (OTP), Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Andromeda/Ted, Luna/Dean

My favorite HP characters: are Tonks, Lupin, Fred, George, Luna and Neville

My favorite non-HP characters: Rudy Steiner, Leven Thumps, Jacob Black, Scipio Massimo, Gabriel Silk and Fidelio Gunn =D

Go check out the fics in my favorites! They're ALL awesome!

(")_(") This is Richard. He is my plotbunny. He says Hi. I love Richard. Richard loves reviews and carrots and nice people.

Hogwarts House:

My Zodiac Sign: Pisces!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of the fish lords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fish-kisses***blows bubbles in face** Birthday March 1st

Boggart: Pain

What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Me finding out what I want most in the world! um...Me, in the future, happy and with a family, and a succesful author and/or Broadway actress

Patronus: Oh, dear...A man-eating rabbit!

What Quidditch Position I Would Most Like to Play: Keeper (I am a soccer goalie in RL) ((even though Quidditch and soccer/football aren't related, keepers and goalies are.))

Favorite Harry Potter Book: Order of the Phoenix, Deathly Hallows!

Favorite Harry Potter Quote: 'A little something to remember me by~' Ginny Weasley, Deathly Hallows (I believe)

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge! The Prestige, Gone With The Wind, MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Across the Universe and Sweeney Todd =)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Percy Jackson series, Seiries of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance, Gemma Doyle series, Leven Thumps series, Charlie Bone, The Thief Lord, The Ultimate Teen Book Guide, Maus, Spiderwick Chronicles, the Holocaust in general, The Giver...

It's a never-ending list, because quite frankly, books are half my life.

Likes: Harry Potter, Monty Python, chocolate, Starbucks, Hufflepuff and books

Dislikes (or generally cannot stand): my brothers (the-not-twins of doom), snobby people, Edward Cullen

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Gin_PotterGirl AKA GinnyPotter, nikkiolapotter, dear irony, Heiress_of_Insanity_

If you're a feminist and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. GIRLS RULE!


Supercalifragalisticexpialedociously wonderful banner by Simply Being!


Made by the fantastical StaceyLC!*clapclap*

*squees* Thanks, KC! (sayiansirius)


'Impossible is not a word. You have the ability to do great things.'~ Obert Skye

'I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known'~ Me, although someone probably said something like it...

'Today is a gift. That's why it is called 'The Present'~ A comic strip...What was it called????

'Those who are afraid to fall never learn to fly'~ famous quote, can't remember who originally said it.

'Hold on to your dreams, for with dreams there is hope and with hope there is a joy in living'~ I saw it on a banner made by StaceyLC, but I KNOW it's from somewhere...I've seen it multiple times...

'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'~ MUAHAHAH!Moulin Rouge! although admittedly they stole it.

~Yours Forever Insanely~


Or Monty

Or Insane One

Not Richard


Richard too

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The Curse of Being a Slytherin by Roxy Black

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem showing Draco Malfoy's point of view in Half-Blood Prince.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 04/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: My life is not mine to live

Wow, this poem has me convinced that Draco is merely staged in a bad light...=) Sorry I couldn't review sooner! Excellent piece of poetry, I can see why it won (joint) first place! 10/10!~


Author's Response: Thank you. I\'m glad I could change your mind about Draco. :)

The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Excellent story! Now I want to try the toaster thing...=)hahahahah! I couldn't stop laughing! 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thanks! I recommend you DON\'T try the toaster thing, though, because I REALLY don\'t want to be sued!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 11/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

CONGRATS ON THE QUICKIE!!!! (runner-up!) This story SO deserves it!~


PS: This was a very short review...no spam? o.0

Author's Response: Thanks! I still can\'t believe my story was recognized by the mods! I thought the mods hated my guts!

Questions Asked of the Horizon by guiding ray of sunlight

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Jonothan Ivory has gone through a event he wishes upon no one. But how will he get through it?How will he get over his longing for his beloved Moiré?
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Questions Asked of the Horizon

Excellent story, very bittersweet and slightly tear-jerking. *tear leaks down cheek* Poor Jon! 10/10~H_o_I_

Author's Response: I\'m glad you like it *hands tissue* thanks for the review!

In A Nutshell by hearyoume

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: In A Nutshell

Nice. Most of it was pretty funny, but (for me) the Hermione with blonde hair and the Hermione/Draco part was kinda sic. I especially liked the part when Harry stepped on Trevor! AHAHAHAHAHA!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Well, I was hoping to make fun of those fan fictions involving Hermione\'s ridiculous makeover & her sudden love for Draco. Glad you liked the rest, though. Thanks for the review!

Leaves by Simply Being

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: I would look out into the forest, full of huge lofty trees covered in leafy green foliage, pointing downward as if sensing the rain, and trying with all their might to get as far away as possible from it. It doesn’t really make sense, I used to muse to myself. Why would leaves hide from the rain? Maybe, I decided, because they were afraid; afraid that the thing they loved the most would somehow hurt them, and why bother even taking a chance? Therefore, I had concluded, they pointed downward as far as they could reach.

What if the death of Luna's mother wasn't an accident?

A/N: Thanks so much Kasey, Rachel, and Catrin! Also: This comes with a slight AU warning, it all depends on how you look at it. But, strictly speaking, it does not go against cannon.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Leaves

Aw, this story is so sad! It's the first story I've read about the death of her mother, and it was excellent! Filled with heartbreak and pain, laughter and an unsure girl growing up without her mother. The feelings were very realistic and the words fit toegether perfectly. They weren't smooth, but they weren't rough or jerky. They were a style I adore. I love it, love it, love it! 10!~


Author's Response: Thank you so much H_o_I. Enjoy your banner!

The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.

Quite silly, really.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lucius's Excuses-es

Brilliant. And, in an odd, OOC way, it's in-character...(is that even possible? I guess it is, because it's shipping a guy with a girl when you're a fangirl of said guy. I've done that no less than five times...)

What kind of a poem was that? Or was it just a made up rhyme scheme? Well, I liked it a lot! Malfoy needs to get a life XD. 10!~


Author's Response: Why, thank you! This is a ballad, I believe. I usually write poems to fit the rhyme scheme of either \"The Yellow Rose of Texas\" (this one, modified) or \"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.\"

After the Rain by JC_Cainstone

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Tonks is pregnant with Remus' baby, but Remus was killed in the Final Battle. Trying to escape her world of misery, who can she turn to?
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: After the Rain

This was a really sweet story. Only it's too sad that Remus died......=(( Also, I found a few typos: leave-strewn (it should be leaf-strewn) and realised out (figured out), but other than that it was good. I thought that parts of the story flew by too quickly, though, but I loved the last paragraph:

With that, they sat in the summer sunshine, marvelling at the beauty of the world around them. It had rained recently and the sun was reflecting off the dew like a million mirrors.~


Author's Response: Aw, thank you for this gem of a review :). I\'m so, so sorry about the typos! I really should see about getting a beta sometime, but thank you very much for pointing them out, it is greatly appreciated. Thanks again for reviewing!

Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd

Rated: 6th-7th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)


"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 05/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Uncle Ron Never Laughs

This is really good! I like the part at the beginning when you describe all of the Weasleys (and Potters) and what they look like, etc.

*holds up a 'Hooray for Nevilee/Luna!' sign* I love the second part. Luna and Neville seem happy and sad at the same time, and they have Harry! 10/10!~


Author's Response: I\'m glad you like the first chapter and how I introduced all the characters, both those you knew and didn\'t know. Thanks for the review!

The Six by helgaandgodric

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: What are six best friends to do? Enjoy their seventh year, if possible! Join Air, Layla, May, Sean, Jack, and Theo, Ravenclaws in Ginny's year, as they fall in and out of love, survive and accident or two, and stick together, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health.

This was originally prompted by a challenge from awhile ago that I couldn't participate in. There will be two chapters of Autobiography, four (notice the new number!) of Conflict, six of Great Love, and one of Resolution.

New rating as a precautionary for later chapters, and warnings might pop up along the way. Also, it has been edited to comply with DH, so you might want to reread some chapters. It is not necessary, though.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/20/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Waiting For You (Part Two)

Well, I don't totally hate you for that chapter. Any update puts me in a good mood!

Air's revelation certainly was interesting. Now she's found out what her friends think about her (or what she thinks they think about her. She honestly can't be that bad). To be honest, I thought the panic attack was a wee bit overdone, but I certainly lurved the following section! ;) But poor Jack! No more Quidditch. It must be terrible for him! =( *huggles Jack*

Who wants to place a bet that he plays Quidditch anyway?

10/10! Please update ASAP!~


Author's Response: Aww! Thanks so much! I\'m glad to hear that you don\'t totally hate me :)

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 05/07/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Waiting for You (part 1)

Poor Jack! Curse the bloody scumbags who hurt him down to the bottommost pit of Tartarus! How could they do such a thing? Never play quidditch again?? They should be sent to Azkaban!!! *rages for several minutes*

So now that his metamorphagus magic-thing isn't working properly, does Jack's hair turn back to its original color?

How can Marie not care? Stupid girl! He could have died and she wouldn't have cared!!

*shakes off anger* 10/10! Please update soon!~


Author's Response: Once Jack is up and about and not as weak he\'ll be able to metamorph again. It\'ll just be normal until he\'s better. And his family doesn\'t have very good relationships with eachother, unfortunately. But not everything can work out perfectly! *sigh* The next update will be in a bit -- I\'m going to be super busy over the next couple of weeks.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Pinky Lock Talks

Why is it that I always overuse exclamation points in my reviews? Well, really good chapter, please update soon! What did Theo tell Sean? Yeah, 10/10~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Sorry, but I can\'t tell you. *evil laugh* Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 03/30/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: The Match

Nasty Gryffs! Even if six hour is a long quidditch game, they shouldn't start attacking Jack! Did he like...dislocate his knee, or is it worse? 10/10! Update soon, please!~


Author's Response: Thanks! I\'ll explain exactly what happened to Jack in the next chapter (they\'ll be in the Hospital Wing then).

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/25/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Hogsmede Trip

I quite like this story. So far, it's been really good! Please update soon!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'m glad to hear you find it really good. Chapter 3 is in the editing process, so I hope to have it up soon!

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/18/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Pinky Lock Talks

Yay! It's up! =D=D 10/10!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: thank you?

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Beautiful Beginning

I reeeeeally like this story. I especially like the name Air Venclu...=DPLZ UPDATE SOON!!!!!!~H_o_I_

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad your so excited. . . Kate

Funeral For a Friend by Amelia Bedelia

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A tragic accident occurs in Lily's life, causing her to turn to the only friend she has left.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Funeral For a Friend

Oh, what can I say??? I GIVE UP!!! I've been turned into a Lily/James addict...

That was a lovely story, really. It was very sad, and not way too mushy. I think I prefer stories like this to ones that are all lovey-dovey. I felt so sorry for Lily, and absolutely loved James! 10!~


Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 4: Morning Tattletale

Very nice! I really like this story, even if Malfoy is being a total prat. How could he mistreat a FOUR-YEAR-OLD?!~H_o_I_
Is this going to turn into a DM/HG fic? *shudders at the thought* Sorry!

Author's Response: thanks! Yes, Malfoy is a prat - but he\'ll get his. <.< >.>
To answer your question - this won\'t be a DM/HG fic, even though I do ship Dramiones *lol* But...you\'ll just have to see the ending, no? *hugs* Thanks for your review.

Living Without by guiding ray of sunlight

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: 'Lay down, your sweet and wary head..." As the song comes drifting through the trees, Brooke is thrown back into memories, memories best left suppressed.

A song-fic to the words of 'Into the West' from LotR, Return of the King.
Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 10/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Living Without

This story is so sweet in a sad, depressing way! I love the way you write, and I love this song (I'm learning to play it on the piano). Would the George from this be our honorable George Weasley, or a different one?

I feel so sorry for Brooke! I need comfort food...



Author's Response: Hey! I\'m so glad you like it! Maybe it is him :) I don\'t know, I mean, I was thinking first war, not aftermath of the second one, but I haven\'t named eras. So, yeah, it may just be the beloved George Weasley (even if I was thinking of George Cooper from Tamora Pierce\'s books...>.>) And I promise to update make me better, I have it mostly done, just finish it up and send it to the Beta...

Lord Voldemort... and Bob? by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_ Signed
Date: 09/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

The plot in this story was a little hard to discern, but I still liked it, 'specially the girl called Bob. Before I read this, I thought of Bob as a middle-aged, balding man who Voldemort goes trick-or-treating with and he dies at the end and Voldemort is really sad. Do not ask why.

I didn't see any typos (they're extremely rare and valuable in your stories), and everything flowed nicely. Good job!~


Author's Response: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Falls over at your imagined plot synopsis* I SHOULD WRITE THAT STORY ONE DAY, DUDE! That is the best thing I\'ve ever heard!