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The Jabberwock by malko050987
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 21]

Summary: All he wants is a little normality in his life. But after a Lovegood-grade encounter, he decides that normality is over-rated. A little Harry/Luna piece that wouldn't leave me along until I wrote it.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1129 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/21/06 Updated: 09/01/06

Reviewer: hinds Signed
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Jabberwock

i think this starts off very seriously and i thought it was in the wrong category, and then, it becomes incredibly funny, even some moments that were unintentionally funny. well done, and very brilliant fan-fic wriing.


Cruciatus Cursed by Moony 62442
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 199]

Summary: Everything in life has a “what if?”

What if Voldemort didn’t try to kill Harry in the Atrium of the Ministry of Magic? What if he used the Cruciatus curse instead? What if Dumbledore didn’t come to the rescue until ten minutes after the curse had been executed? And what if Harry had been held under said curse for all ten minutes?

All the answers and more lie ahead…

Slightly AU as it is an alternate ending for Order of the Phoenix. Check out info. on this story on my profile!

***Nominated for a Quicksilver Award***

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Violence

Word count: 29776 Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
12/14/06 Updated: 09/30/07

Reviewer: hinds Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 8: News

this is all been just so brilliant, i have read the whole lot so far, wow wow, this is the kind of Au that only a certain kind of peole can think of, and a damn sight better than a lot of the mad ideas i have seen on this and othersites, just one question, why did this get deleted in the first place?

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I know the kind of stories you mean... *shivers* Anyhoo, I did try really hard to keep it as close to canon and not-your-typical-AU as possible, so it is awesome to know that it paid off! : ) As for why... well, I joined in October and am not internet savvy when it comes to rules and terms, so I didn\'t know it but I was one of the spammers you heard about. I was deleted, but not banned so I could get a new profile. But, when my account was deleted, I lost my 120 favorites, my page long bio (with my story news on it, if you want to know the progress of this story), and this. But, with the help of one of the mods, it is back up quicker than it would have been normally and everything is back to normal as everyone moves on. So, yeah, that is the story. Thanks again and I hope you like the next chapter! ~Moony


Gilderoy’s Unexpected Outing by Ginnys_twin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Gilderoy Lockhart is safely locked up in St. Mungo’s until he recovers from his lost memory…right? A one-shot detailing Lockhart’s one day of freedom.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1398 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/23/07 Updated: 01/29/07

Reviewer: hinds Signed
Date: 01/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

how could you have written this four years ago, before the book that showed St.Mungos came out(it was actually 3 1/4 years ago it came out) when St>mungos had only been mentioned in passing once or twice, the story itself is still a fun and nice little read

Author's Response: Wow, I didn\'t think anyone was going to think this out so carefully, I commend you. To clarify, I wrote the story in the late summer of 2003 after reading the fifth book. In my own defense, I did say \"around\" four years ago, but yes, it was only about 3.25 years ago - sorry for not being clear. I\'m glad you still like the story :)


Easier Said Than Done by SpikyBlackQuill
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 61]


It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?

Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 965 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/22/07 Updated: 03/23/07

Reviewer: hinds Signed
Date: 04/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Easier Said Than Done

simply wondeful, cliches are annoying aren't they. You made them fun again, like they used to be!!(remenicises) Ahhh.....(falls into dumb stupor)

Author's Response: -blows air horn- WAKE UP! Thanks for the review!

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