Penname: insanitea [Contact]
Real name: the lady with the lunchcart on the hogwarts train... what do you think she does when she's not selling cauldron cakes and pumpkin pasties? she reads hp fanfics, of course.
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maybe i'll write something, someday. we'll see. for now, i'm just here to read a bit (ok, a lot, as for right now i'm rather addicted. *sobs*) and to leave some reviews for you people.

oh yes, and since i said i'm the cart lady and all, just call if you want some sugary sustenance. in a purely innocent, non-double entendre way. alright, i'm shutting up now.
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Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."

After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...


"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 46326 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
11/29/06 Updated: 09/18/11


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/04/07 Title: Chapter 4: Fifth detention...and the colossal food war

that was exciting. it never occured to me before, but the great hall would be a great place for a food fight >:-)

Author's Response: he, it had never occured to me either, but when it did I just had to write about it.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/19/07 Title: Chapter 2: Third detention...and my growing list of deranged people

i like the writing style... it works quite well here!

Author's Response: thanks, I am glad to hear it.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/21/07 Title: Chapter 5: Tenth detention...and the evil genius blossoming whithin

beginner evil genius?!? now it's getting even more exciting!

Author's Response: I guess you will like the next chapter then...hahaha...

 

Enchanted by Willow Rosenberg
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 150]

Summary: ~Complete~

The summer after the trio's sixth year, people gather at the Weasley's for the wedding of Bill and Fleur. Hermione goes in high hopes, expecting a relationship to heat up between her and Ron. However, her arrival at the Burrow is greeted with a rather nasty surprise...

Pre-DH

2010: Ahaa, God, I just took another look at this story and, uh...the only defense I have is that I was a lot younger when I wrote it. Whew.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10782 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/06 Updated: 06/16/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/16/07 Title: Chapter 4: Confrontation

ah, the plot thickens! like..er...congealed love potion! yes, that's it.. :)

Author's Response: =D

 

Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...



For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!



Warning: severe OOCness



And what do readers say about it?



"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."



Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"



Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 13969 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 2...Lovelorn…

oooh, I can see what happens next! i must be a phony Seer too! and nice job as always, for the hilarity continues.

Author's Response: Thank you so much, there\'s too much fun ahead! Just you wait!

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/16/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Of Scars, Families and Unbreakable Vows...

mmm pie... platform pi...
^not a constructive review. at all.

but i did like the fiery spiders bit..that seems to remind me of something (large globules of sarcasm roll down this post).

Author's Response: Umm...I don\'t seem to have understood this post too well. I\'m glad you liked the fiery spiders bit..i thought it quite lame. And by the way, Pi here doesn\'t mean the \"pie\" as in \"apple pie\" but the mathematical pi which is equal to 3.142857 or 22/7; which going by the logic behind platform 9 3/4 should be somewhere between platforms 3 and 4!! Sorry, but being an engineering student, I simply couldn\'t resist pressing in a mathematical joke too!

 

Summary: A 7th year fic in which Harry, Ron and Hermione search for the remaining Horcruxes and ultimately battle Voldemort. Post HBP; in canon, no slash. H/G R/Hr

Chapter 25 is up; Chapter 26 is with my beta!

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death

Word count: 101902 Chapters: 25 Completed: No
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 10/16/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/26/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Slytherin's Locket

i'm enjoying the story! please continue on... i think much of your writing is true to j.k.'s style, which i guess is a compliment if you meant to do it that way. and ti also means you're fuelling my addiction. shame on you. :)

Author's Response: I\'m deeply sorry, insanitea lol Thanks for the review, though, I\'m really glad you\'re enjoying the story so far!

 

Spell Checker by MollyCoddles
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3161 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i enjoyed lupin's clever corrections. if snape writes that much criticism on each essay, no wonder he needs so many bottles of red ink!
...and if this takes place after HBP, it's also funny to say snape is just going on a "sabbatical" for the time being...

Author's Response: And no wonder Snape seems a little cranky sometimes - he probably suffers from hand cramps and carpal tunnel syndrome! ;) Yes, this is post-war era, so Snape is taking some time off... Thanks for reading and reviewing!!

 

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Rated: [Reviews - ]

Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/17/07 Title: None

whoo first review! wow ispend way too much time on here. anyway, you seem to be off to a good start!

Author's Response: thankies =]

 

Smells Like Sirius Black by Soap
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 874]

Summary: Hermione Granger finds herself in an unusual place, an unusual time for that matter. Through an unintentional mishap, she is tossed right into the mix with James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black. Will she make it back to her own time without altering the future irreparably? And what will happen when she returns?




Sirius/Hermione


Thanks to everyone who nominated this story for a Quicksilver Quill, and congratulations to the winners!!

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 41668 Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/31/07 Updated: 05/11/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 05/01/07 Title: Chapter 15: A Change in the Routine

the future... the future! can't wait to find out what it holds...update when you can, please!

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 1: An Unusual Visitor

i like a time travel story that doesn't start with the time traveler. nice one.

 

Summary:

2009 QSQs: Runner-up: Best Romance - Other Character Story


Add together one ladies' man, one Quidditch player, one werewolf, and one soon-to-be traitor. Then, mix in one imaginative idiot, one fiery redhead, one clever Ravenclaw, and one blonde artist. Stir counterclockwise until trouble occurs, and you are dealing with one of the best-loved group of friends in Hogwarts history. Follow the story of the four Marauders and four equally troublesome girls. See them deal with their first encounters of love, sorrow, heartache… and Death Eaters. How will these future Order members cope with the ordeals that life throws at them? Will love blossom in what was once thought a highly unlikely place? What do you do when the person you care about most in the world doesn’t seem to notice you at all? Will a well-kept secret shatter the foundations of a seven-year friendship? Follow the lives of these friends through their last year at school to the dramatic final battle with Lord Voldemort two decades later.

Warnings are for later chapters, and any sexual situations are very minor.

Chapter Twenty Two: "The Snakes Strike" is in the queue. Excerpt:

Perfume filled his nostrils as Emma walked passed and Rosier’s gaze lingered on her bare, pale legs as the group headed outdoors. “Don’t you just love summer?” he inquired of Regulus, a hungry sneer lighting his face.

“This is ridiculous,” Regulus announced in a furious whisper, “we’re never going to get them alone!”

“Have faith, Black,” commanded Rosier smoothly. “Girls are well renowned for their desire for girly chats. I’m sure they’ll slip off the shackles of their chaperones soon enough.”


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 175402 Chapters: 28 Completed: No
Published:
02/03/07 Updated: 01/16/10


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/12/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Genius Meet Lunacy

this [story] sounds fun! keep at it. your OCs seem interesting. and i'm guessing from the title that it's *just a "bit* about kristy and sirius... :)

Author's Response: Wow thanks! I\'m glad you like my OCs as I was really dreading that people would hate them. *Looks shifty at the mention of Kirsty and Sirius* Thanks for the review, I will try and update soon!

 

One White Pawn by Ravensgryff
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: Past Featured StoryRon Weasley has started having some very odd dreams. What do they mean? More importantly, can they help the trio to finally defeat Lord Voldemort? A Ron-centric fic written for HP Quills for a Cause.





Dedicated to my husband who always helps me see the big picture.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 9593 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/07 Updated: 03/11/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/09/07 Title: Chapter 2: End Game

great dream sequences, putting percy in an interesting role, and interactions between everyone. i can picture it all quite clearly and all the lewis carrollisms make it even better. a new twist on the chess conceit that could have turned out poorly and tired, but did not. i'm looking forward to the next chapter!

 

Fallen by StaceyLC
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: The deathly hallows of a man’s mind are a dark and dangerous place; a place which one can be easily lost if they walk the line between light and dark too carelessly. It’s easy to fall in, to lose yourself. You may think you’ve not strayed too deeply into that gaping maw of death and despair until you look back up from the hole and can no longer see the light. And then… then it is too late. You will be truly gone.









First place winner of the The New Years Challenge: The Deathly Hallows

Nominated for "Best Dark/Angst" story in the Quick Silver Quills!
!

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Suicide

Word count: 2428 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/07 Updated: 02/20/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Fallen

that is intense. i can see why you won the challenge. great and incredibly intense one-shot.

Author's Response: Thank you :)

 

Voldy Therapy by PadfootBaby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4725 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
02/20/07 Updated: 04/30/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: An Unwanted Psychiatrist

this looks amusing so far! from wormtail's confusion over what to do with visitors down to the mental image of nagini drinking coca-cola (which was the idea that finally made me laugh out loud), this was quite good. thanks, and keep at it!

Author's Response: The confusion idea actually belonged to my great beta, Winged Artemis, and I really liked it. I actually put the Coca-Cola thing in and didn\'t think it was very funny, but... ok! Whatever makes people laugh, I\'m good with it! Thank you for the review, and Chapter 2 should be up soon!!

 

What Lies Within by j4fun
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 181]

Summary: This story is post HBP. The funeral service has ended and students are headed home aboard the Hogwarts Express. Most everyone is still stunned over the events of the last several days. Our trio is no exception. Harry would really prefer to close his eyes and just disappear for a bit. Unfortunately, he doesn't have that luxury. There is so much more for him to do, so much more for him to figure out. Time is running out and things have never seemed so near impossible. Harry has to find and destroy the remaining Horcruxes, and then face his greatest nemesis. Can he protect those he loves? Can he protect himself? Can he meet his ultimate destiny?

While we wait for the release of Deathly Hallows, I thought it would be fun to see how far my own imagination would take me. All of it, of course, has been inspired by Rowling's beloved magical world.

Note: No DH references are included. Chapters 1 - 25 were written, with 1 - 20 posted before the release of DH, and I delayed reading DH until the final chapters were written.

Enjoy.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 148676 Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/27/07 Updated: 08/31/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Longest Ride

i like the idea of a character whom we do not know very well coming to speak deeply with harry. it kind of puts everything into perspective when someone harry does not even know very well can understand him and lend support..

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/23/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: The Dark Lair

hmm, do i see the foretelling of the demise of the ambitiously foolish baldwin? : ) anyway, this beginning [set of chapters] looks promising; i'm looking forward to more!

 

A Hand in the Wolf's Mouth by ProfPosky
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: While out purchasing potions equipment, Severus Snape runs into a mysterious stranger who tells him the story of Tyr and the wolf. Will it fall on deaf ears, or will Severus listen and hear the words intended to guide him? Rated 3rd-5th years for very mild language.





This is an entry by ProfPosky for Gryffindor House in the New Year's Challenges, challenge three, Myth and Magic.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2971 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/01/07 Updated: 03/02/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i like the stories that make me go back and look at them again. yours did that.
[..and of all the mundane places to encounter tyr..]
like snape, i need to read the right books.
thank you for this one, and congratulations.

 

Moments in the Dark by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Tom Riddle awakens and extends his power, drawing Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets as she draws him into her own secret thoughts.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1246 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/02/07 Updated: 03/02/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: -----

wow. this is intens, very well written. i especially like how it ends, with how the kiss can wait. it's interesting to know what a scrap of a soul is feeling and thinking..

Author's Response: Thanks!

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: -----

*intense, sorry.

Author's Response: ;-) Happens to us all.

 
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