Penname: insanitea [Contact]
Real name: the lady with the lunchcart on the hogwarts train... what do you think she does when she's not selling cauldron cakes and pumpkin pasties? she reads hp fanfics, of course.
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maybe i'll write something, someday. we'll see. for now, i'm just here to read a bit (ok, a lot, as for right now i'm rather addicted. *sobs*) and to leave some reviews for you people.

oh yes, and since i said i'm the cart lady and all, just call if you want some sugary sustenance. in a purely innocent, non-double entendre way. alright, i'm shutting up now.
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Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........


As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?


Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
*~*~*~*


Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/27/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Battle Of The Bands

yet another work of massive, massive oddness. i would say that it was awesome, but i'm afraid the praise would seep throught the intornetzezes and into harry's overlarge, fauxhawked head. :)

Author's Response: While a fauxhawk may look like an antenna, it itsn\'t actually one. So I will intercept your praise, and thankee for it. :D

 

After The Summer Ended by sand_dollar
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 385]

Summary: Harry swore to go after Voldemort by himself. Ron and Hermione have promised to help him, even if it means not going back to Hogwarts. But can three underqualified wizards stop the Dark Lord alone? My version of Book 7...

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 246774 Chapters: 39 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/11/06 Updated: 02/03/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/21/07 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37: The Last Horcrux

all i can say is: whoa.
great fic.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36: The Closed Ward

that's a great twist that mr. longbottom's sane! very j.k., i think. good show.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35: The Orphanage

i know this is in no way a constructive review, but... OH NO!!
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this is a really great story, by the way. usually i think the whole turning-different-points-of-view- thing is forced, but i quite like this. it works out well and there's a definite reason for what you tell us, and from whose point of view. anyway, good stuff.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39: Epilogue

i know i havent reviewed in a while, but i've been too absorbed in the story. great one, by the way, and of course it ended with scar...
and as i've said before, the rotation of pov puts your unique spin on it.. i've read several "my take on 7th year" stories and that makes yours stand out. thanks for the ride!

 

Behind those Emerald Eyes by makinmagic323
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 2008]

Summary: Ten years have elapsed since Dumbledore's death and McGonagall has Hogwarts back on its feet again. Hermione and Malfoy both teach at the school. But when a new teacher is hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, everyone seems to feel that they've met him before. A story of mystery, passion, friendship, and jealousy… not to mention that Harry Potter has been missing for ten years and Voldemort is dead. (All violence is mild).

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Thank you to all my reviewers!!!

Disclaimer: I own my imagination, JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 40191 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
09/20/06 Updated: 01/16/09


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/03/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Part I: Trust Me

ah, the grand paradox of hermione: so intelligent, yet so slow! (hm, unless harry has changed *that* much?) :D
nice story so far, though! i've enjoyed it.

Author's Response: Haha! I like it! =D

And yes, for my story Harry has changed drastically, both physically and emotionally (as war does to people), but words can never seem to convey exactly what one pictures =)

So glad you\'ve enjoyed my story thus far! Thank you for letting me know your thoughts!

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/25/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

bwahahaa hilarious. absotively hilarious.

Author's Response: Bwahahaaa, thanks!

 

Muggles can't be Witches! by Wand_Waver2006
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 54]

Summary: Lara Winston is a regular teenager--she's fourteen, loves books, and has her own garden full of plants and flowers. Her sarcastic attitude sometimes gets her in trouble, and her cat is the same way. Her grandparents are very old-fashioned, but that's why she loves them. Then, one night, Harry Potter comes to her bedroom--and her whole world is turned upsidedown.









Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death

Word count: 18332 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
10/22/06 Updated: 08/28/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/21/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Dumbledore

this is interesting.. and you're right, it is every fan's dream! i kept visualizing the situation of harry just randomly showing up in my room, me accusing the poor kid of being delusional and thinking he's a fictional character...anyway, it was funny.
but i'm still confused about what they're all saying whenever lara brings up the fact/idea that they aren't real:
“So…you know J.K Rowling made you up?” I asked timidly. “Made your whole world up, too?”

“Of course we do,” Dumbledore replied, a bit surprised. “Though, regrettably, those numbers are very few. But we make do, and keep it a secret so no one else shall know or try to change it. Or, worse, deny it."

oh well, i guess we'll find out as you write, right?

Author's Response: ^-^ That\'s funny. Well, only a few know they were created by another human being through the minds of her fans--and a good thing, too, or else they might take JK hostage and try and get her to do stuff for them. It\'s all very complicated. Thanks for the review!

 

Never Alone by ckwright51
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 426]

Summary: Dumbledore’s gone and Harry, Ron and Hermione have returned to Privet Drive to start their search for the Horcruxes. Their plan not to return to Hogwarts is changed with the reading of Dumbledore’s will. Harry must discover that his friends are a greater help then he can imagine and how to use the “Power the Dark Lord knows not.” With a little romance, action, mystery and even Quidditch along the way, Harry will find out if he and his friends can defeat the greatest Dark Wizard of the age.



This story was completely written before the release of DH or the Order of the Phoenix movie. Any similarities are entirely coincidental.



All reviews will recieve a response!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 158268 Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/24/06 Updated: 11/28/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 3: Final Thoughts

ooh, this is getting interesting... :)

Author's Response: Just wait it gets better. Hope you like the rest. Thanks

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 7: Till Death Do Us Part

wow...i didn't think percy had gone that far... nice write, though, so far!

Author's Response: I think that was a different take on Percy, although we don\'t know everything just yet. Enjoy

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/23/07 Title: Chapter 12: Trains, Dementors, and Bighead Boys

great chapter and story! and i always love a little fanfiction reference, and where else to find such "unbelievable" stories but the mighty quibbler?

Author's Response: Thanks, I was hoping to give Luna something a little different to talk about so the fanfiction reference was fun.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/23/07 Title: Chapter 15: Rumors and Rewards

hmm...i think i know who the kitty is; how cute! and the transformation of colin was a good side-note type touch to add in there. i'm enjoying following the story!

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it, especially Colin. It is not a big momment in the story but I hope it adds a touch of realism. I don\'t know what you are talking about with the cat. just seems like a cat to me.

 

Meet the - Children? by Winged Artemis
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: Lily Evans is a cheeky, brainy, hopeless romantic seventeen-year-old Head Girl with a sour temper. James Potter is an arrogant, hilarious, prank-pulling seventeen-year-old Head Boy with an immature head on his shoulders. Lily loathes James and James loves Lily. Blahblahblah.

However, when a mysterious locket and a very wacked Headmaster inform the two of them that their son is in grave danger, James, Lily, and of course, Sirius, are magically transported to the future to meet James and Lily's son and the state that the magical world is in.

A twist of mystery, fun, romance and some Sirius humor! And with a wee bit of J/L, H/G, and R/Hr!

WARNING: Tree climbing Dumbledores, valuable pieces of jewelry, and an ecess of sugar are contained inside - oh, and HBP is disregarded.

See profile for update information.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11269 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 09/08/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/24/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four - Dudley?

yay! freview! :)
this story looks fun, and i always look forward to the slip-ups. but why did ginny get kicked out of her room? eh, well, i'm sure there are much deeper mysteries than that to uncover, anwyay.. please keep at it, wingy one, as the readers are surely enjoying it!

Author's Response: Thanks! Ginny got kicked out because there were only two seventh years and six (or seven?) sixth years, so Dumbledore let Ginny stay with Hermione. Thanks again, and it\'s always great to see new readers!

 

A Past Reclaimed by nuw255
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1455]

Summary: Sequel to A Stolen Past. Please read that story first, as this one really won’t make sense if you don’t.

Harry Potter has rejoined the Wizarding world after a year-long absence, but still has no memory of his time at Hogwarts. Will he ever get his memory back? Will he be able to pass his classes without it? And most importantly, will he ever be able to defeat Lord Voldemort? Read on as the last of the mysteries introduced in A Stolen Past are finally revealed.

This is a story of friendship and mystery, with a healthy dose of H/G thrown in for good measure.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 129677 Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 03/17/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/20/07 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27: Confrontations

intersting.. now what would be snape's motivation for such a feeble attempt at getting to harry? i agree with dumbledore; something else must be afoot..
nice write so far, please keep at it!

Author's Response: Poor Severus. Okay, I don\'t really mean that. ;-) Really, though, it just seemed perfectly simple at first. He would take Ginny to the staff room, lecture her a bit, and then Obliviate her. He had \"evidence\" (traces of Love Potion in Harry\'s bloodstream, Harry and Ginny\'s potion having no effect when Harry took it in class, etc.), and he\'s used to the rest of the staff backing up his decisions, no matter how unfair they may be. Snape also doesn\'t know that Harry and Ginny are actually dating now, since they don\'t engage in PDA during his class, and he\'s not interested in finding out that sort of thing. So when Malfoy planted the idea in his mind, it seemed simple and clean. Ginny would be deprived of all of her potion-making knowledge, and without her to do his work for him, Harry would have no chance of passing N.E.W.T. Potions. Of course, Snape would have expected Harry and Ginny to complain to McGonagall and/or Dumbledore, but based on past experience that possibility wouldn\'t have worried him too much. They\'ve always backed his decisions before, so why would they stop now?

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/15/07 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34: Battle at the Ministry

that dirty evil voldibrat.
(that being said, the falling-into-the-veil part was written well. not at all what i'd like to have seen, of course, but it definitely worked. a good, sad write.) (and ginny's paper airplane at the end was a depressing little touch that ended the chapter well.)

Author's Response: Thank you. I usually write fluff, so it\'s good to hear that I can successfully do sad stuff too.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/18/07 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35: Beyond the Veil

WHOA that was the maddest ending for hp that i have ever read. please take that as a high compliment, because i'm eally not eloquent enough to say anything else. that was a really interesting way to use the "love room," too. all around amazing ending...

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it! Thanks!

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 03/13/07 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33: Dangerous Surprises

the tension builds! can't wait for the next installment!

Author's Response: Thank you!

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/16/07 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16: The Best Christmas Present Ever

all i have to say is that it would be so great to be able to go through all your memories like that and see everything again.. i have an awful memory, so the idea of being able to look through it all again is quite appealing.. even if it meant reliving some terrible things for harry...

Author's Response: I\'m glad you don\'t think I\'m terrible for making Harry remember everything like that. Thanks for the review.

 
Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19: Witchy Woman

this is a nice story so far.. i had to luagh when harry had to prove, like a muggle magician" that he had nothing up his sleeves..
and, oh, tyler and luna! that's cute. the exchange about tyler's doubts as to the intentions of luna's picture made sense, and generally quite a few things worked out in this chapter.. nice work. and thanks for taking the time to write for us even though you have work at school! but don't worry, it will pay off! (right now i've still got plenty of work, but i'm waiting around for colleges to respond to my applications, and i already got accepted to one! so yes, there is a payoff to the madness; you'll be ok.)

Author's Response: Thanks very much. I\'m glad you laughed at the \"nothing up my sleeves\" bit -- I did too, actually. And I\'m glad you like Tyler/Luna -- they\'re turning out to be quite popular. Thanks for all the encouragement!

 

Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07


Reviewer: insanitea Signed
Date: 02/28/07 Title: Chapter 5: Nap Time Drama

i like how little hermione's behavior promptly changes in the presence of mrs. weasley.. it's almost as if she's got a strategy...*strokes non-existent beard thoughtfully*.. cute story so far!

Author's Response: *checks packet of evil plans* Alright, who told you that! o.O

 
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