Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!
That...was...BRILLIANT! I smiled the whole way through that. I just love humorfic!Voldy. lol. That was amazing. Update soon! I'm adding this to my faves!
Author's Response: Yay, a fave!! :P Thanks! I\'m glad you liked it that much... I\'m waiting on chapter 2 back from my beta, so that should be up in about a week... Hopefully... Anyways, thanks for the luverly review, BeautifulDreamer! *huggles*
Summary: A honeymoon gone awry...A wedding portrait gone blotchy...
The honeymoon going awry led to the portrait going blotchy and the portrait going blotchy could lead to the honeymoon going very awry!What's a witch to do except perhaps travel time, to save the portrait and the honeymoon?
Hermione meets the master of Time-turners, however, and gets much much more than she bargained for...This is LucillaJoanna of Hufflepuff, traversing A Shift In Time in the Spring Challenges...
...and won Second Place!
Wow...this is wonderful! You write beautifully. I love how there are two Hermione's. Genious!
Author's Response: hi hallie! thank you! im glad you liked it! and im thrilled to receive another review from an active forum member! ~joanna
Summary: "I want to be a real boy!"
A modern-day twist to this classic wish leaves Peeves the Poltergeist with much more than he bargained for. Thrown suddenly into life as an eleven-year-old boy, the former ghost must live in Hogwarts as a first-year student. From some good old-fashioned Filch baiting to a run-in with the giant squid, our hero has a whole host of challenges awaiting him--and the only person he can rely on for help is a very ill-tempered Blue Fairy...
Written by FenrirG of Ravenclaw for the "What You Wish For" prompt of the Spring Challenge.
*rolls on the floor laughing* Oh my gosh! This is simply brilliant!!! You rock!!!
Author's Response: *beams* Thank you very much for your uplifting review! =P I\'m so very glad you enjoyed it!!!
Summary: Second Place in March One-Shot Challenge.
What did he see in the cave that night? What made Dumbledore so frightened. A look at what Dumbledore saw that fateful night?
“Professor, can you hear me?” he says loudly, looking at you.
Who is he talking to? Is he talking to you? He can’t be. You aren’t a professor. Grown-ups are professors. Professors are wise; they would know how to stop the men. You don’t know how to stop them, so you can’t a professor.
I've reviewed this fic once before, but I feel that I must do so again. It is just that good. You've done a wonderful job with the second person POV. There aren't many authors who can pull that off and make it believable. It is simply wonderful and it really made me feel as if I was in the fic, experiencing those things. Chilling.
I also loved the descriptions. Everything is so vivid and so real. I felt everything as though it was me drinking the potion and seeing those memories.
Overall, I really enjoyed this fic (again!). You've done a great job making this feel real and tangible. Superb!
Author's Response: Thank you again! I\'m really glad you liked. It\'s probably my favorite out of all the fics I\'ve written.
*stares* Wow...that was really...creepy. It made me shiver and I had to go get a sweatshirt in the middle of it. Yikes...
Beautifully done though! Wow...one of the best fics I have ever read!
*hugs fellow Gryffie*
Author's Response: Thanks! I was scared writing parts of it. I\'m glad you liked it. ~ Teresa
Summary: Voldemort has fallen, but where shall the boy who lived - live? Watch Albus Dumbledore struggle with the letter he must write to Petunia Dursley while the Wizarding World celebrates and the day moves on.
This is an entry by ProfPsoky of Gryffindor in the One-shot Challenge for March, prompted by the reference "Remember my last, Petunia."
Wow. This is really amazing. It shows a side of Dumbledore that isn't very often shown. Good for you! I loved Fawkes' role in this story too. I think you finally show the close relationship Dumbledore has with his phoenix. I really liked your story!
Author's Response: I am so glad you liked it! Thank you for your review! I think there are some things ONLY fawkes really understands...I\'m glad you liked how I portrayed that in this story. Thanks again for your review!
Summary: Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. -G. K. Chesterton
Can the hero slay the "dragon" that hunts his little girl and haunts his nightmares?
This is submitted for my final assignment in Professor Talons DADA: An Introduction to Dark Arts class.
I am proudly saluting you with the sword of Godrick Gryffindor.
A small warning, this story terrified me (and my beta) and made me cry. Read it with caution but please read it.
Wow! This is an amazing story! Your descriptions are amazing. I especially love how Harry relates the feirce storm to his life. I also loved your description of their flight from the Erkling.
I love the plot twist towards the end. I had tears in my eyes by the end of this story. Amazing! Keep up the good work. You are teh awesomeness!
Author's Response: Thanks Hallie, this is by far the best piece I think I have ever written. It didn\'t even need that many revisions, I was shocked. It makes me cry everytime I read it.
Summary: Harry talks about the things that happened before the Final Battle, especially the time right before while thirteen students waited for news of when to leave for the battle. They all get their turn to say something - anything - that means something to them. There is tragedy, romance, and even a little humour to hold them over as they wait for the battle to begin.
Wow...that was amazing! Just..wow...I can't even express how utterly amazing it was! Beautiful...
Summary: Harry wakes up in an unfamiliar house with an unfamiliar son. Harry's son, Arthur, must overcome his Muggle background to help his father regain the life he lost track of fifteen years before.
Wow...this story is amazing!
I think you've got the characterization of Snape perfect! His reactions and comebacks are exactly like they are in canon! Good job! :) Can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: Thanks. I <3 Snape.
Very good start! Update ASAP!
Author's Response: thanks. chapter 2 will be up soon.
Summary: Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean I'll miss you,
Until we meet again.
Roxanne feels she's about to disappear... to fade away. Yet, she still has to say goodbye to the one person she'll miss the most, she has to keep holding on... at least long enough to let Draco know she's leaving.
~Songfic to Avril Lavigne's Keep Holdin On
Wow...That was amazing Priz! You have such a wonderful writing style. Gryffies truly are the best. I love the description in the first few paragraphs. They set the stage perfectly.
The flashbacks are also perfect. It gives you a real sense of the developement between Roxanne and Draco. Wonderful!
"Every time he found something he liked or even loved, life just snatched it away from him, mocking him shamelessly. That’s why he refused to get fond of anything, but with Roxanne… he just couldn’t help it. And now, life was just stealing her away, as always."
*cries* Poor Draco! That is so terribly sad...but it was beautifully done. Once again, you are very adept at description.
“That I wasn’t mistaken after all,” she explained “I’ve always known that your eyes were made out of melted silver under an ice layer. And now, I’m witnessing how the ice is finally melting.”
*cries harder* That's so perfect! Gasp...I can't say anything more than that.
Overall: This is an excellent fic, Priz! Though you are new, you already write at a level it takes most authors years to acheive. Good for you! :) Keep writing and good luck with future fics!
Author's Response: Aww! thanks for reviewing, Hallie! I feel sorry for Draco too... I think all he needs is a hug *hugs Draco*. I\'m really glad you liked it! Thanks again for your kind words, you really made my day! *hugs back*
Summary: A tribe of elves has managed to elude slavery and still lives free in the Forbidden Forest. One of the elves, Pat!k, has a vision that tells him he must help Harry Potter recover the final Horcrux.
OMGodric! This story is amazing! The plot is so unique and I love your writing style! I favaorited this story and I can't wait to read more. :). Wonderful!
Author's Response: Thanks a lot, Beautiful! OMGodric--I like that. :-D
Summary: In the end of the final battle, Harry is faced with the most difficult decision of his life. He is outnumbered by the remaining Death Eaters, and the two beside him will surely die. The only question is...Who will kill them?
Wow...just...wow. You've been asking me to read this for weeks and I kept forgetting. I wish I had read it sooner. It was ever so dark... yikes. It made me cry. Good job. *watery smile*
Summary: Hermione is fourteen going on fourteen hundred, which means she wasn't able to break the curse. Now she would have to live her life all over again.
Whoever told you to make this into a chaptered story is mental. That would completely take away the beauty and the brilliance of the story. This is one of the most AMAZING fics I've ever read. You presented everything perfectly. The pace of the story was perfect, the tone, the POV, and the content. OUSTANDING!!!!
Author's Response: You know, thank you. That was exactly the review I was looking for. I think it is mental too. The whole point of a one shot, is to hit the reader with something so fast they don\'t have time to respond. You captured exactly what I meant...perfecto! Thank you!
Summary: They were here. She had known they were coming, and the prospect had allowed a tickle of annoyance to prickle at the back of her mind in the days since the news, but now they were here and Petunia had never before felt so angry, had never before felt such a hot coil of fury that sat heavily in the pit of her stomach and blazed behind her eyes.
I LOVED IT! Your writing was brilliant and I loved your characterisation of everyone! Twas perfect!
Author's Response: Aw, this is such a wondeful review. Thank you very much! I am thrilled you enjoyed it.
Summary: The green light is the most powerful light of all. Many lives have been lost to the curse of the green light. One man on Halloween is about to learn what happens to those that try to control the green light.
*squishes teh Fresca*
I heart it!!! :) You have such a gift for expressing emotion and just wow! :D