Penname: _Levicorpus_ [Contact]
Real name: Alexis
Member Since: 12/24/06
Website: http://www.myspace.com/levicorpus00
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Bio:
I am a potter fanatic who lives in the Western US. I am a Harry/Someone-who-isn't-totally-off-their-rocker and Remus/Hermione shipper, but I really am fond of all the ships (except Voldemort/Wormtail, that really freaks me out!!)

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Their Death-Marked Love: Completed! Updates should be regular. Please DO NOT leave reviews simply saying "validate!!!". Not only is it annoying, but I do not have to power to simply click a button and have every chapter accepted by the mods. It is a more complex system than that.

Special Notice: Chapter Four is curently in violation of MNFF's guidelines. The story contains a relationship that is illegal in the U.S. but not in Britain. The mods are figuring out the logistics, and so the chapter will either come a bit delayed or not at all. Keep hope and think happy thoughts for me!
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Getting It Out by longbottomluvr21
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary: A Valentine's ball is planned, which of course stirs up some feelings with Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny six years in the making. But will they be able to get them before the ball, or worse before someone else gets in their way? r/hr, h/g in the trio's sixth year. Wow almost 11,000 reads! Thanks for all the reviews!

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5713 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/04 Updated: 05/09/05


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 01/29/07 Title: Chapter 4: The Ball

Beautiful ending!! And the use of "magic" to describe the kiss wasn't corny at all. Nice work

 

Just Married....Kinda by ColorOfAngels
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 973]

Summary: The dust has settled and the final battle is over now that Harry has defeated Voldemort for the last time......Harry is eager to get on with the rest of his life and is feeling kind of spontaneous, so why not get married?.... Tomorrow....... Mainly Harry/Ginny with some Ron/Hermione Rated for sexual references

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 33767 Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Published:
05/18/05 Updated: 08/02/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 12/27/06 Title: Chapter 4: Home Sweet Home

This story is so great! I really like how everything is unfolding, and the house is just brilliant. I'm working on my own fan fic just now and yours is a great inspiration to us Harry/Ginny writers! Keep up the great work...

 

Momentous Change by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete

Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 23892 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/22/05 Updated: 09/18/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 01/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: Interrogation

I read the twister scene alone in my study and I lauged so loudly it was reverberating around the walls, I even got to the point of hee-hawing in a way reminicent of a donkey due to lack of breath. I also appreciate the Horse and Hound magazine reference, in addition to the character of Lucius. this story is frigging hilarious.

Author's Response: Lol, I\'m glad you laughed so much you sounded like a donkey :) Thank you very much, Levicorpus!

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: None

ARGH! CLIFFHANGER! I THINK I'M GOING TO PASS OUT!!!!!

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryEntered for the Redemption Challenge by Slian Martreb of Ravenclaw. Set on New Year's of Harry's fourth year, this is the tale of what happens to two men who loved too much.
(SSP warning, and one character gets roaring drunk)

Edit 1/17: Oh. And it won. The challenge. *smug*

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Slash, Substance Abuse

Word count: 7890 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/17/05 Updated: 12/19/05


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 03/25/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four

This story is beautifully crafted. I especially enjoyed how fantastically you wrote Sirius' inner monolouge and remus' speech was beautiful as well.
If only there were more writers like you around.... sheesh.

Author's Response: Sirius\'s inner monologue was just pure fun to write and verbalizing Remus\'s inner anguish was an equal challenge. I\'m glad you enjoyed it and I\'m flattered by the comment. Thank you!

 

Black Rose by Black Pearl
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 751]

Summary: He saw her letters and became jealous. Passion turned to obsession, then he did something horrible to her. But if she was his, would she stay for sunrise to pass over her face, just so he'd know it wasn't a dream? Rated 'R'.

The sequel, Black Rose: The Lost Chapters, is now up!

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 10743 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/25/05 Updated: 01/28/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue

I LOVE this story.
Beautiful =]

 

Potions by Soap
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 763]

Summary: Hermione and Draco - an unlikely pair - go from intense dislike to true love in this story.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 49002 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/19/06 Updated: 01/11/07


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 02/01/07 Title: Chapter 17: Battle

OMG. FAVORITE. FIC. EVER.

 
Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 02/26/07 Title: Chapter 18: Epilogue - Hogwart's

oh, I would beg for more, but I'll let you off the hook due to that fabulous ending!

I knew he'd be in ravenclaw, I have always thought of that as the midpoint of gryffindor and slytherin

Great job!

 

Summary: Set Post-Hogwart's, Voldemort has been defeated and the Wizarding world has returned to normal - well, as normal as Wizarding worlds could be. Hermione has a job at Gringott's, the Wizarding bank, but what will happen when an old enemy turns up as a colleague?

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 30697 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/16/06 Updated: 04/25/07


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 03/21/07 Title: Chapter 12: Mrs. Malfoy

OMGOMGOM,GOMG

 
Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 01/31/07 Title: Chapter 9: Malfoy's Heir, or, Who Was the Overnight Guest

I am madly in love with this story, please, update soon lest I have symptoms of withdrawl from addiction!

 
Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 05/01/07 Title: Chapter 18: The Last Chapter

Oh! Such a perfect ending! I hate to ask this, being an author myself, the question is nearly forbidden, but do you have a sequel in mind? I thought that this was a great story, and I hate to see it end!

Author's Response: Haven\'t thought about it yet. I was ready for this one to end - a year in the making!! I may do a sequel, but it will be a while. Thanks for reading!!

 
Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 04/25/07 Title: Chapter 17: Mrs. Malfoy, again

agh! He's so perfect! Why can't I have a Draco(as interpreted by Soap)?

 

Wedding Day by Tabletop_Joe
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: The big day is here! Bill Weasley's wedding day, from the grrom's perspective. A light, fluffy meringue of a songfic, based on "Return To Me" by October Project.

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1386 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/18/06 Updated: 04/22/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 05/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I. am. dumbfounded. The whole time I read this I was thinking "oh my GOD this is written by a guy?!?" You are an AMAZING writer! Every sentence was so perfectly crafeted I practically cried. This is such a brilliant story, so romantic and so beautiful. I adore your use of detail. Very well done. Keep writing!
-_Levicorpus_

P.S. I'll be checking your author's page for more. ;)

Author's Response: Hey, ya know, it helps to be a romantic. Glad you\'re enjoying things. I had fun writing that story, and of course I had a good beta. There\'s plenty more out there, including my novel-length fic, and some more stuff in the hopper. Hope to see you here again soon!

 

A Slip of the Tongue by Ginny_W
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 355]

Summary: Ron wonders why he and Hermione have yet to start a romantic relationship and he takes drastic measures to find out.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 40886 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
05/16/06 Updated: 04/10/07


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 01/23/08 Title: Chapter 10: Pain and Potions

I know I should have reviewed before this, but i want you to know that your story inspired me to write in the SS/HG ship! I have written a twenty-something chapter story which I've published under the same author name on thepetulantpoetess.com
I hope your writing goes well, and that the block doesn't return! You really are an amazing author and I really admire how you tie everything together. -_Levicorpus_

 

Wistful Fantasy by shadowgirl573
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: H/D one shot songfic. It is my attempt to show the strange twists Fate sometimes takes. If you please, review my fic. However, if you don't like slash, I would ask you kindly to refrain from reading and reviewing. Enjoy.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 931 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/27/06 Updated: 07/03/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 01/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is such a beautiful story, and it truly captures the wonders a somewhat angsty slash can work, it conveys the perfect sense of pity and companionship with draco as the reader falls for harry too.

Brilliant.

Author's Response: I really felt that the longing and love from afar was a big part of who the characters were so I\'m glad you saw it too. Thanks for the lovely review!

 

Summary: The intrepid adventure of a departing student in pursuit of a certain inexplicably attractive Potions professor. Silly with a twist of bitter.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 2201 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/01/06 Updated: 07/06/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 03/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

o.m.g.
hahaha "perform before an audience"
I laughed aloud at that one.... lol, I have such a sick sense of humor.
good job

Author's Response: Oh, good, then you\'ll fit right into the Fawkes Potterverse.

 

Fair Exchanges by fawkes_07
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 652]

Summary: Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Snape isn't known for doing favors out of sheer kindness. Both may learn something unexpected before it's all over...


This is a Book Five canon fic, hopefully fun and poignant. Enjoy.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 42060 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/14/06 Updated: 12/11/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 03/28/07 Title: Chapter 24: Epilogue

this is probably my favorite story I have EVER, EVER, EVER read. Please oh please become a published novelist, writing like this can't possibly be overlooked. it is people with your sense for character and wit who change the world.

-_Levicorpus_

Author's Response: LOL, I have one book out already but it\'s not fiction. There\'s a link on my bio page. PS. This story is incomplete on MNFF--you\'ll have to go to other sites to read the whole thing.

 

Making Up for Lost Time by athene
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 57]

Summary: It had been two years since the final battle.. two years since Hermione Granger was thought to be dead my the wizardng world.. Thus, being 'shocked' would be an understatement when Severus came across a Miss Hermy in a remote Welsh village, whose unmistakanable brown hair hasn't change one bit..

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4705 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
08/02/06 Updated: 05/20/07


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 05/20/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2- Her Request

This is such a great story, the idea is very promising. I especially enjoy your vocabulary and dialouge. Vey nice.

 

A Mother's Heartbreak by silver_tears
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Ginny fears letting go of the haunting memories that are slowly shattering her life – they are what made her who she is today. Her heart will never rest until she says one last goodbye to a loved one.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1100 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/22/06 Updated: 08/26/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 04/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Mother's Heartbreak

I saw the link to this on the forums, and I clicked.
This is perhaps one of the most poignant (sp?) fan fictions I have had the chance to read. The sensory desciptions in addition to your incredible feeling for the depth of the human heart just...... wow. Keep up the beautiful work!

Author's Response: Thank you for the wonderful review, Levicorpus. I\'m really glad you enjoyed it. Take care. :)

 

Masked Ferret Unmasked by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 110]

Summary: One-shot fanfiction

A Masquerade Ball has been arranged in the Golden Trio’s seventh year at Hogwarts and everyone is bursting with excitement. That is, everyone except Draco Malfoy who definitely does not expect to find the love of his life with whom he’s supposed to spend the rest of his measly life at this uninventive and unoriginal ball.

An epic romance. Will love conquer all? Is it true that opposites attract? And who are these opposites doomed to be? Why does Draco feel the need to clench and unclench it buttocks repeatedly? Is he ill? Or is he just wishing for this fanfiction to end? Read and find out …in this prodigious, celestial, sumptuous, epic romance in which love will prove... Oh, God, I can’t even write this heinous summary. Just read the *loud beeping sound* fic.

Need I warn you that this story is OOC?

Oh, all right, fine: Warning: OOCness


9th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)

Important announcement in my profile

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2731 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/16/06 Updated: 12/16/06


Reviewer: _Levicorpus_ Signed
Date: 01/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

I absolutely love this fic, it pokes fun at Hemione/Draco shippers in the most perfect way. I read it aloud to my friend and we were in stitches over multiple parts.

You should so totally go on to write for SNL or SOMETHING, your talent for perfectly timed potterhumour is honed to a perfect orb of hilarity!

Thank you for the laugh... it was very much needed

Author's Response: I\'m pleased to hear you liked it. I don\'t personally ship Draco/Hermione, even though I enjoy the ship immensely in fanfics. I\'m flattered you think I have talent in this genre. Thank you for the review... it was very much appreciated.

 
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