I do not own Harry Potter. I'm just a person who has thoroughly enjoyed the series and wishes to celebrate it with other fans.
Summary: And then I kissed her.
All time stopped.
The world was a blur.
My heart stopped.
Harry's feelings for Ginny, and their first kiss. To me, one of my best pieces of fanfiction so far. Please R&R!!
I love it! The way it flows and sounds is so beautiful!
Summary: Our boy Theodore Nott thinks he’s signed up for a position in the Department of Mysteries. Little does he know that he’s been roped into something a bit more… deathly.
Rollicking fun, dry commentary, suspense, and heavy doses of surrealism with the Grim Reaper and company, including a surprise guest at the end. Written for the Gauntlet challenge by Schmerg_The_Impaler of the grand house of Hufflepuff.
Technically a companion piece to “To Be Or Nott To Be,” but who’s counting? It also stands on its own just as well.
Looks like the judges got drunk again, because they were insane enough to give this story Second Place in the gauntlet. Somewhere, all the famous dead writers are rolling over in their graves, but I, for one, am feeling very squeeful at this undeserved reward! Thanks, judges!
I love it! I think it has a different feel (?) to it from your other stories, but I think love it even more.
*marvels at my ability to hug a story on MNFF*
Author's Response: Luna! Luna, thanks so much for reviewing! It does mean a lot to me, since this story does not get much attention. ^_^
Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
Hey Schmerg! Excellent job! (Although I sorta cheated. I didn't haff ta wait for it like all y'all did. Muwahahahaha!)
. . .
I apologize for lack of manners, spelling, grammar, a good evil laugh, and brains.
Schmergo, the summary still says this is incomplete.
Author's Response: Mwahahaha, you got to read it before anyone else on this site. And I am glad you liked it. MUST... FIX... SUMMARY!
“Jordan Jordan,” Jordan clarified flatly.
I nearly fell out of my chair at this part. (By the way, it's not nearly as funny if you don't say it aloud. My sister came into the room to ask why I kept saying Jordan over and over.)
Author's Response: Hehehe. I love saying \'Jordan.\' If you say it (or, like, anything) a lot, it ceases to sound like a word.
Summary: In this sequel to ‘Glories of the Enternet’, my other fiction about Ron finding a box that can allow you to access the internet, finding a website that we ALL know quite a bit about, he discovers things that make him tick.
He has finally started to read our best fan fiction. Venture into this story as he finally finds out what Voldemort does when he’s not terrorising Harry, how Harry came to be, and a relationship tragedy that may drastically change his mind about marrying Hermione.
Make sure that you make your text larger if you’ve been reading for too long.
I can't wait to see what happens when he sees some of his strange ships. (I'm talking the Ron/Draco wierd things we have on here.)
Can't wait to read more,
Author's Response: LOL, thanks for the review. ~Lindsey :)
Summary: A humoruos poem about Voldemort's trip to the beach.
Very clever. I loved it! It was a tad bit annoying that the beginning of every line was not always capitalized, but you get annoyed really easily about that stuff when you're an English nerd. Please keep writing. You're brilliant!
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
I love it! Keep the stories coming!
Author's Response: ^_^ Aw, thank you, Luna!
Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
Although I am a strong Ron/Hermione shipper, I found this story really funny. I was skimming through these reviews and found a lot of people who are prejiduced.
Also, by the way, there was somone stealing your story on another site, but they took it down. There is a note about it on the summary of "The Dark Lord's Blog". Sorry to have mentioned some one else's fan fic in a review. Just though you ought to know.
Summary: What I think the Sorting Hat's first song would have been.
I like it. The flow seems somehow interupted, but it's still good.
Author's Response: Thanks very much! :)
Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
I love it. Refresh my memory, should I know about anyone who said "Look at me" when they died and I just forgot it, or did I imagine it?
Author's Response: SNAPERDOODLES said it! And just so you know, you were the first person to ever read this poem, before I submitted it or anything! (I know her from Real Life, guys! She\'s cooool.)
Of course! How silly of me! *Start singing the Snape song from Potter Puppet Pals*
Author's Response: You despise everyone, and everyone despises you! None of this surprises you... when YOOOOU ARRRE SNAAAPE!
Summary: A short poem about courting death, from the comprehension of a nineteenth century romancer of the wizarding world.
Nice use of Fantastic Beasts! (I love that book.) You really do have a talent for poetry.
Yet again it feels odd to sign off this way after reading the poem. . . .
Summary: Helena Ravenclaw tells her story.
I am no Ravenclaw at heart
I an no Slytherin in name
I am a girl without a father.
I am sure I am going to regret saying this, but are you implying she is Rowena's and Salazar's daughter?
The poem was very good and it pulled me along tempted me to read the next word the whole time. The repetition was very nice but not over the top. The free-verse was very nice and not so "free" that it felt like you left the reader behind.
It was so good, I did not notice how long it was for a poem.
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Brilliant! As usual! Schmergo, is there anything you can't do?
Author's Response: TIME FOR A LIST!
1.Cross my eyes
3. Anything involving hand-eye coordination
4. Cooking that doesn\'t involve exploding a toaster
6.Paying attention in school!
9.Speaking languages that aren\'t English or German
10. Anything involving glue... I always end up gluing my hands together.
Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.
Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...
Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!
I like it. Although it does seem to sort of drop off. But, I still love it! So tell me, does Ron ever learn to cook or is he stuck ordering take-out on a fellytone the rest of his life?
Author's Response: Yeah, I wrote this for some... challenge thing. I think Ron\'s pretty horrible at cooking, but he learns how to make sandwiches... and I guess he\'ll marry Hermione fairly soon, so she can cook for him!
I guess it's hard to adjust when you've had great food all your life.
Author's Response: Yeah... I actually wrote this long before DH and laughed out loud when they said something like that in the Actual Canon Book... because I thought of poor Ron trying to live by himself!
Summary: Join the Marauders and Co. as they embark on their journey at Hogwarts. Mourn with them in times of pain, go along on their many harebrained schemes, laugh at their many jokes and most of all, enjoy!
I love it! This story has a lot of potential. By the way, I would love to beta for you!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'m working on the next chapter right now. Hope to see it up soon!
Great! By the way, if you would like a bit more publicity, may I suggest requesting a story banner? I can't wait for more!
Summary: For the past six years, Lily Evans has put up with James Potter's pranking. But as her seventh year commences, she decides it's time to give James a taste of his own medicine.
Chapter 7 has finally been submitted!
A tiny sneek peek:
"Oh, come on now! Lily thought. “Just kiss me already,” she said audibly. James froze at her words and she, embarrassed beyond belief that her thoughts had spilled from her mouth, sat entirely still."
I love it! I really like how Lily isn't the boldest of her friends. I don't know why though! Also, (please excuse my memory which is having a colossal blank) is Snape Lily's friend in this story? Again, I am having a massive blank right now. Plus it's been awhile since I read the first chapter and am feeling lazy.
Author's Response: I know that Lily is constantly portrayed as the strongest of her friends, and though I want her to be strong in this story, I wished to add something new by Dorcas being a tad more.... forceful than Lily. Oh, and, no, Snape is not one of Lily\'s friends in this story, up to this point.
This is so cool! I love your descriptions, especially the engravings! Where did you get the idea for that?
Author's Response: Thanks! You know what? I\'ve no idea where I got that idea; I suppose it just kind of came to me, and I couldn\'t resist but use it!