Penname: OuchKibble [Contact]
Real name: Meg
Member Since: 02/04/05
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You obviously clicked on my name for some reason or another, so I feel that it is my duty to tell you a bit about myself. I lead a very boring life and I think that my sense of humor is great, when in reality, it is sick and twisted. You have been warned.




The name's Meg, but I also respond to OuchKibble, Ouch or even Mega-Meg, if you're feeling crazy. I'm fourteen years old and I live in the Great White North, or Canada. Pick one. I'm a competitive Irish Dancer, and a lot of my time is being taken up by dance practices. I like to eat breakfast foods for dinner, but not for breakfast. I'm good that way. I like to think of myself as a nice person, so feel free to drop me a line sometimes. I'm on AIM a lot now. :)




I also go by the name of OuchKibble over at the MNff forums. I'm a member of the Beta Guild, meaning that I'm a recommended Beta who has passed the super-special Beta test. Not many people did. I'm only doing one-shots and single chapters right now, but if you need my help, I'll gladly oblige.




I sail many different ships, especially Harry/Hermione, Ginny/Neville, Draco/Luna, Ron/Pansy, Blaise/Hermione, Snape/Lily and Ron/Draco. I'm currently searching for a well-written Ron/Draco fic, or an angsty Lily/James. What can I say? I like things to be complicated.




I think I've bored you all to tears with my rambling, so I'm going to leave it there. Ta!



Attention! From Parchment to Parchment has been taken off this site and transfered to another one. If you would like to continue reading this fic, please contact me and I will either send you the upcoming chapters, or I'll give you the new URL of the story. I'm sorry, guys, but Humor isn't the genre I want to focus on, and I'm working with a humor expert on another site. My three romance fics will still be on MNff.
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 04/07/05 Title: None

If the mods say that she is a Mary Sue, try giving her some quirks. Like she bites her nails, or twirls her hair around her finger when she get bored. I can always read it over for you if you'd like, just e-mail me, my info is in my profile-thingy. Love the story though, I hope you continue.

Author's Response: thx 4 the idea! i might use that. I just sent it in hopefully 4 the last time! thx again!

 

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Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 03/07/05 Title: None

Cute story. I liked it. Looking foreward to an update.

Author's Response: Yes! I'm looking forward for another update too! But beware: James's cuteness won't last for long ;)

 

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Laura has been a good friend to Percy for seven years. She took his side during a fight between Percy and Oliver their second year. She accepted Percy the way he was, something most of his brothers couldn't even do. And when the one brother who did understand Percy died, Laura was there to help Percy through it, even though the death hurt her greatly as well.



Yes, Laura has been a good friend to Percy. So why, during their seventh year, is Percy allowing his friend to be lonely and miserable?



A fellow Gryffindor decides to try to ease Laura's loneliness by interfering in her life. The result is that Laura must suddenly deal with new relationships, including an unlikely reconciliation with Oliver.



Laura succeeded in being a good friend when she only had one friend. Now she must learn how to be a good friend to several people... including herself. Oliver/OC

Complete!

"Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache; do be my enemy - for friendship's sake." -William Blake



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 142992 Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/21/05 Updated: 01/21/07


Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 03/27/05 Title: Chapter 1: Loneliness and Sympathy

Nope, you hit the nail right on the head. Update soon.

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 03/24/05 Title: Chapter 1: Loneliness and Sympathy

A little confusing, but I still want to see where you're going with the story. 8/10, update soon.

Author's Response: The next chapter (which I'm almost done typing and editing... I have several chapters of this already written.) explains the relationship between Percy, Oliver and Laura. I wanted to show the strong dislike in their relationship before explaining what caused it. In other words, I was vague on purpose, but I may have been too vague. Thanks for the review and let me know if what I explained above isn't what you thought was confusing. :)

 

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Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 03/23/05 Title: None

Woot! More than one review! If yall like this, the sequal to this story is called 'Always and Forever' and it is in the Various Pairings section.

 

Summary: As Andrea Benning starts her fifth year at Hogwarts alongside The Trio, she has her own daily things to deal with, like a life-altering secret, studying, orchestrating Operation Sophie-Roderick Romance and a crush of her own. When one attends Hogwarts, one can hardly expect things to go as planned.





Fred and George Weasley are really only returning to Hogwarts for the priceless market research, but will there be time for other things as well?





As friendships and romances develop, the students at Hogwarts will also have to deal with the second rise of the evil Lord Voldemort and the terrible toad of a Defense professor - Umbridge.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 75952 Chapters: 21 Completed: No
Published:
03/22/05 Updated: 10/07/06


Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 05/08/05 Title: Chapter 6: Complications and Meddlers

Excellent as always. I, like almost everyone else, am puzzled about the 'lightning bond,' so I'm making it a priority to find out what the heck it is. I loved how Fred interacted with Andrea, that has got to be one of my fave conversations ot the fic so far. Absolutely brilliant.

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 05/13/05 Title: Chapter 1: Hogwarts Express

I'm sorry that my pointing out of mistakes makes you nervous! I'm just too much of a perfectionist! To tell you the truth, I just read that with a friend (who happens to be majoring in English) and they pointed it out, not myself. Don't beat yourself up about it; just be happy that it's only a few minor mistakes as opposed to GIGANTIC WHALE-SIZED mistakes. (If its any consellation, my friend didn't read this chapter so any errors are completely safe--I'm pretty terrible at spotting mistakes--) Excelent job by the way, update soon.

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 04/16/05 Title: Chapter 5: Completely Mental, That One

"What’s brewing in that head of yours?” he asked. "Draco Malfoy just let me know that he and I are going to be having children.” Neal tried to hold in the laughter, but he couldn't. It burst forth like a gale of wind. "It’s NOT funny,” Andrea stated. He nodded vigorously and barely managed to blurt, "yes, it is,” amidst his laughing. That's my fave quote. Sorry I didn't review earlier, I was at work. I haven't actually read the comment about reads, though I'm sure that you have more than me. I have (as of right now, and only my first chapters) 27 reads for my newest romance, 131 for my Sirius/OC romance, and 203 for my Harry/OC romance. I'm sure you can beat that, seeing as I absolutely adore this fic. I'm feeling very nitpicky tonight, so I'll probably read it again just to look for any minor errors, but as of right now, I couldn't find any. Excellent job. Update soon, 10/10.

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 03/24/05 Title: Chapter 1: Hogwarts Express

I liked it. A lot. Please update soon.

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 05/12/05 Title: Chapter 7: Say Goodnight and Go

That was, if possible, even better than the last chapter. I'm so glad that the Quidditch match was written so much better than any other matches I've read. The only think I noticed t was that you said that the Beater and the Seeker came on at the same time, when it should be the Keeper as opposed to Beater. But that's onl ONE mistake. Brilliant. Update soon.

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 04/07/05 Title: Chapter 4: Advice and Boggarts

I'll tell people because I absolutely LOVE your story. I've been picking up a few hints, but I'm not sure if they're what you're talking about. :|

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 03/28/05 Title: Chapter 2: Yeah Is What We Had

Loved it! I want an update. You have a very unique writing story, though I must ask if you meant for the title to say 'Lightning' instead of 'Lightening.' Other than that, it was brilliant. I'll give it a 10.

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 03/29/05 Title: Chapter 3: Beaters and Umbridge

I'm still here, and I got a chapter dedicated to me! I'm still waiting for my second chapter of my second story to be updated! I have a lot of time on my hands, I read that, like, twice. Great job. 10...still.

 

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Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 05/07/05 Title: None

*coughUPDATEcough*

 

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Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 04/12/05 Title: None

I like so far. (I'm speaking in small syllables tonight, bear with me)

 

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Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 04/26/05 Title: None

Hmm. I'm intrigued, though I must point out a few things. The name Jade is oveused in FF and it SCREAMS Mary-Sue. She's a well-written character and I like how she's not perfect, but the name still irks me. Kayleigh also SCREAMS Mary-Sue, and she appears to be one as well. I mean, come one, a HUFFLEPUFF who is amazingly beautiful with blonde hair and all the boys like her? James also seems a bit OOC. He's never come off as the sort to go completely randome on his friends, especially in his Seventh year when he was trying to show his maturity to Lily. Good start, just be careful with the characters.

Author's Response: Kayleigh is supposed to 'SCREAM' Mary-Sue. She's kind of put there to throw Jade into some sort of thingy...like, you try having a friend who's perfect, see how it feels. I know how it feels, certainly, because Kayleigh was based off my friend and given my name. Yes, I know Jade is a majorly used name, but the point is, her mum's name was Ruby and they thought they should keep the jewel names going. More on that later, in the summer chapters, which are coming sooner than they would.

 

Les Malefices d'Esprits by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 14234 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05


Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 05/10/05 Title: Chapter 2: Satans, snitches and schizophrenia

Brilliant as always. I loved how Draco and co. had to go to the Golden Trio for help. *cough10cough*

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked this installment, I'll be submitting chapter 3 shortly. (Don't have a lot of time, currently...). Thanks for the review!

 
Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 05/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: Unusual Nightime Visits

This is one of the few fics that actually made me laugh out loud, I'm impressed. My mum isn't, she looked at me like I was crazy, but it was funny! You definitely didn't disappoint.

Author's Response: I glad you laughed at my writing...Because it was funny, not because it was terrible. Don't worry, you aren't crazy...I don't think. Thanks!

 

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Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 04/13/05 Title: None

I liked it. It was a bit vague at some points, but I figure that's part of the mystery of 'the group.' Update soon.

Author's Response: Thanks! Constructive criticism is good! Lol. I'll try to update soon.

 

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Reviewer: OuchKibble Signed
Date: 04/29/05 Title: None

Ooh, cliffie. This story has a lot of promise. Everyone was IC (especially Ron in his letter). I must say that Hermione was a bit creepy when she was talking to Ginny, and I just couldn't see her doing that. I noticed that a few places were a bit awkward. For example 'He laid down on his bed, his eyes wide open, and laid there until the sun came up.' The word 'laid' is mentioned twice, and both times are in the same sentence. Other than this, I found nothing wrong with it. Excellent job. 9/10.

Author's Response: haha thanks! You know, I actually found something like that in PoA the other day! when Lupin says he 'assumed that if the boggart saw Harry, it would assume the shape of Lord Voldemort.' thanks for reviewing!

 
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