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I am planning to put up stories soon, but due to certain things, they're not up yet.
I will make my bio much more interesting soonish, as soon as I have time.
Summary: What did Quirell do that infamous day in Book 1? My first story, please read and review.
This is a great story. I really enjoyed it. My one suggestion is that you tell more about what happened when he was actually fighting Harry. You know, the bit where his hands are blistering. Of course, this is only a suggestion. Keep up the good work!!!!
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
What a great beggining!! I cant wait to read the next bit!! All I have to do is press the Next button...
Keep up the great work!!
PS Neville is trying to become an evil villain???!!!!! Cool!!!
Oh so thats who his nemisis is.... I'd been wondering...
Ps I thought i had copywrighted mwahahahahaa!!!!
Shame on you.
Its time to die!!
Now hogwarts is mine!!!
nevilles nemisis is... who? i cant wait to find out...
Anyway, is this form good enough so far?
Purpose = stealing every bottle of butterbeer in the world!!
Nemesis = Madame Rosmerta (a woman who serves the stuff and doesnt want me to steal it!)
Evil laugh = mwahahahahaaa!!!!! ~remember the exclamation marks!
Clothes = sleek, black... or do you think i could pull off neon pink or green?
Pet = evil bunny
Evil phrase = Now Hogwarts is mine! or Shame on you! or It's time to die!
Henchman = pet or my friend Sadhbh, an evil plotter.
Plan = turn into a fly (thanks larry), wait until closing time, slip into the Three Broomsticks, turn into a human, steal the butterbeer, wait until Madame Rosmerta comes in, tell her what happened (what i did) then apparate away!!
Winner of the QuickSilver Quills Award, categ. Best Marauder Era.What did being a Marauder truly mean?... Let's just say that some tunes cannot be played by a lone musician; and those four's lives were certainly not soloists' scores. In class or in detention, in Quidditch matches or full-moon wanderings, fleeing before monsters or confronting dark wizards, they wrote, measure after measure, their own eight-handed piece.
Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, are proud to present a Symphony for Quartet.
I have read this story before, I really like it. Last time I sort of skipped over it, but this time I read every single word. I love how you introduce James and Sirius seperatly. Hope this boosts your confidence in your writing!!
Author's Response: Thanks for the confidence-boosting :). I\'m happy you like the story, and I\'ll try to update ASAP.
I have read the second part, but I feel you did this part of the story much much better. It is filled with mystery and friendship, which the second part begins but does not carry through. I hope this is useful information and cannot wait to see what you continue to write after you have taken this story off hold.
Author's Response: The second part has only just begun. Of course, we don\'t have the Remus-mystery now to keep us on the edge of our seats (being half-sarcastic here) but I\'m sure I\'ll find something nonetheless... Thanks for the review.
Summary: What happens when a Muggle-born gets his or her Hogwarts letter? Why was Lily's parents proud that she was a witch? This goes into what happened when Lily first recieved her Hogwarts letter. One-shot.
This is a really good story!! It might be nice to write another one-shot, or find some way to do another chapter in this story. Say hi to Ginger for me!!
Great story again!!
Summary: It had been two years since the final battle.. two years since Hermione Granger was thought to be dead my the wizardng world.. Thus, being 'shocked' would be an understatement when Severus came across a Miss Hermy in a remote Welsh village, whose unmistakanable brown hair hasn't change one bit..
Great fic, I just want to be able to read the rest of this!
Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."
After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...
"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"
Oh my gosh finally some fluff!!!
*fiercely* Now more!
Author's Response: hold your horses! Lol, I love that line...first we have to complicate things....;-P
Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!
I heard that you wanted ideas for the therepist, here are a few humble ideas:
Drawing, where the therepist tell voldemort to doodle while they talk
Cat, where Voldemort has to lie down on a comfortable bed, let a cat lie on top of him, and the (worst yet) pet the cat without killing it
Mint tea, well lots of people say mint tea is good for soothing
Staring, where Voldemort has to stare at a picture (maybe of Harry Potter?) and say aloud whatever comes into his head
Hope some of these help, I can't wait until the next chapter. Of course, as you know, you don't have to do any of these ideas!
Author's Response: I really like the drawing and cat ideas... Hmm, those could really come in handy... The therapy sessions have no real form to them yet, I\'m just going to have Alanna focus on whatever pops into my head as I write, so these are good fillers for some! :) Thanks!!!
Summary: Harry would give anything to have his parents back...what if he got the chance to? Harry, Ron and Hermione get mysteriously sent back in time to when the Marauders were in school, and Harry attempts to alter history. Can he get his parents back? Or will he only end up messing up the future forever? (Note: Rating and Warnings will change in later chapters, while the first few chapters are very mild.)
This is such a great story!! Often at night I imagine stories about the trio going back to the Marauders era, but this is much better than my feeble Harry Potter fanfiction imagination would have been able to come up with. I cant wait to read the next chapter!!
Author's Response: Well, I\'m glad you liked it! I thought up this very idea from a dream about the trio going back in time...but then I added several good twists. Let me tell you that there will be one at the end that will totally blow you away! No joke! -PEMDAS
Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 79]
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!
This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!
I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.
I hope I'm one of the first to review your excellent story (the wicked spoof). I LOVE Wicked, and I thought this version was brilliant. I think now I'm to go try to record those songs, it would be so much fun.
'Yaks are big and green'. Please write a story with this in it!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I would love to hear a recording! As for \"Yaks are big and green,\" I will try to fit that line in somewhere! It totally sounds like the kind of thing I\'d say.