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I am a girl who lovess to write, as indicated by my username (and the fact that I am writing fan fic, possibly). Also, be aware, I am random.
Look! A bird!
I also enjoy acting, singing, and dancing in musicals. I have been the Evil Queen in Snow White, "Horace" in 101 Dalmatians, Cinderella in Cinderella, Eponine in Les Miserables, Mrs. Potts in BATB and many other roles.
I love a good parody or humor fic (coughcough schmerg_the_impaler Coughcough) and will read other fics as well.
AND I love the caption contest, in which I contribute to regularly as aliauthor or Ali when I'm too lazy to type in "author". Most recently was the 'Dumbledore is gay' voiceover caption that I completely plaigaraised from the poll that had been up for aeons...but I'm sure that's not why I won...
-Harry Potter series (no, really? Thats a surprise!)
-Anything by tolkien
-LES MISERABLES (a great book, even greater musical)
-Uglies/Pretties/Specials by Scott Westerfield (these books never get old, it seems)
-The Princess Bride (I love the tongue-and-cheek in this book that is better than the movie, though the movie is excellent as well)
-The Bartimaus Trilogy. All because of the footnotes. the footnotes are waycoolawesome and that djinn is AMAZING!
-The Dark Lord's Blog
-E-journal of an Evil Janitor
-The Harry Potter Literary Storm
-are we sensing a theme here, people?
I love love love:
-Death cab for Cutie
-showtunes (yeah yeah yeah!) especially Phantom of the Opera (potterized and original) and Les Mis
-Plain White T's
-lots of other music
-I enjoy blogging
-Going to the movies with my friends
-writing long, and sometimes short, stories. (gee I wonder how we guessed that already)
STORY INFO/ UPDATES:
Well, there isn't much to report here, but I will report it anyway since somebody might be a bit interested.
Les Half Blood Miserables:
Thank you, schmergo, for giving me the lovely idea! It's been rejected because of the crossover fic thing, so I'm trying to make it less...crossover-y.
...After the book
ever wondered what happened to everyone before the epilogue? Like OOCness, the muffins video on youtube, and silly stories? Then this fic is for you! I sound like a commercial! It's currently in queue.
give aliauthor more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
(I got this from the lovely MJ_Padfoot)
I was looking for a humor story like this one, and I found it! I love the way the dialogue is written, snappy and quick.
And it is fun to imagine what life would be like for them if they hadn't met Hermione on the train...or faced the moutain troll with her, for that matter.
Wow, I didn't have time to read all of it, but it' sounds wonderful, especially the excerpt that caught my attention while browsing stories!
Author's Response: Thank you. I\'m glad that you decided to take a peek.
wowie wow wow this is a great story and idea! This is going into my favorites!
This is one of the chapters that I vividly remember from the fanfics I've read...and I've read a lot of fanfics!
Loving the humor.
Nice! i like the subtle tounge-and-cheek, and especially Hermione's To-do list at the end.
I'm reading all the fics that have been nominated for the QSQs and that look interesting, and I'm glad I clicked on your story!
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m really glad you liked it, and took the time to review. Thanks!
fell off my chair laughing when harry said 'breakfast options.'..
oh my gosh. I am reading all of the humor stories that have been nominated for the QsQ's 2007, and this one is, I can tell already, going to be tough to beat.
The cliches are amazing, spot-on. I am getting so tired of masqerade balls and Malfoy dancing with Hermione and they don't know who's who.
I can't type very well because I'm laughing too hard which always makes me weaka nd my hands shaky.
ONGZ! head dorms! What cliches will you write about next?
We should use this as a parable for Mary-Sue writers, seriously.
I highly enjoyed this story, and it's going on my favorites list!
wow. This is a great story, very well written.
Author's Response: Thank you! I am glad you liked it!
Luna Lovegood, after her ordeal in Hidden, goes on to become an advice columnist of the Quibbler, using personal experience to teach desperate, helpless souls what she knows. Read problems submitted by members of MNFF and even suggest one yourself!
Chapter One - Destroyer of Pretty Girls
Great idea! all in all I can hear Luna's voice in this, though the bit about the wooly (scrolls up to check the name) woolyshucks doesn't sound like something Luna would do.
love it! I'm off to read the next chapter.
OOC ROCKS! ha ha
Author's Response: :D Glad you like Mary-Sue. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Mary Sue does have a lot of influence, doesn't she?
Author's Response: I know, such a brilliant girl! :D Thanks for the review!
very soap-opera-spoof-ish! LOVING IT!
Author's Response: *Squee* Thanks so much!
okay, hilarious! How about Superman! This is HILARIOUS and I think I need to take a break from reading it so that my head won't explode from laughing to hard and the anonymous authors will think, in sequence, that its a bird, a plane and superman.
oh, boy! HILARIOUS! This is going onto my favorites list!
*Blushes* And that\'s just chapter one...
Thank you so much for this enthusiastic review. I\'m smiling so much...
"yes, I am Comically afraid of spiders!" made me bust a gut. I'll be back after the nice folks at the hospital fix my innards.
Youch. I never thought I\'d need insurance for this kind of thing.
okay, Happy O'Brien sure is a genius...LOL
Heck yeah. *Pats Happy*
And he now loves you, by the way.
I love how they totally cannot tell what Lupin is!
^^ Hehe. It\'s an utter mystery... I was so tempted to write the scene when they found out. It would be like, \'OMG! This explains why you\'re short, furry, have four legs and a snout and have to wear that flea collar you insist is a fashion statement!
the questionably sane ex-Auror
Snape did not seem to appreciate being called a hooligan.
“Now, now, Mad-Eye,” Dumbledore tut-tutted sternly. “You know perfectly well that I don’t believe that Severus is a hooligan. Not any more, anyway. Now, he’s just a sallow, mean-spirited Potions Master.”
those are my favorite linesd. THIS IS THE BESTEST HUMOR STORY EVER!
^^ THANK YOU! You guys really make my day(s)
“Ack!” he cried tragically. “I’ve been cursed with a curse that kills ruthlessly and instantly!”
I love how Cedric is so incredibly thick!
Yeah, poor baby. I felt worried that every Hufflepuff would come after me, but hey, at least he lived?
And the really thick one, I think, is undoubtedly Martin Malovski Saint Clair.
the nose thing is such a cool running joke! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
I\'m so glad you think so - I never know when the line between funny and just plain stupid is fading, but... yeah, thanks!