THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PIECE OF LITERATURE I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THAT EXISTS IN THE WHOLE BIG FAT UNIVERSE! I LOVE YOU! Umm... I love your story...yeah...k...
I WILL NOT KILL YOU BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY! K, um, actually...I didn't actually read it yet...I read a little bit...I'll go read more, yes? *zips off to read more*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lupin and James? EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
But I'M in love with James! *Pouts*
K, heeeere are my FAV-O-RIT-E PARTS!:
RON: Aww Ö can I be a stage curtain?
*ENTER: RON in a shepherd outfit*
RON: Hey guys! How do I look?
HERMIONE: Like a shepherd.
RON: Shepherd?? I thought this was Michael Jackson! *Leaves moonwalking*
HARRY: But Ö but Ö but Ö
HERMIONE: Stop talking about someoneís butt, Harry. Thatís vulgar.
RON: *Wearing a wise man outfit* How about this? Is THIS Michael Jackson?
HARRY: Yeah. The satin really shows it.
HERMIONE: BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BLOODY CRUCIO YOU!
RON: *Squeals with fear and runs off like a little sissy girl*
HARRY: HERMIONE! You scared him! Now heís gonna have bad dreams.
DUMBLEDORE: Hi, everyone!
EVERYONE: Hi, Professor Dumbledore!
DUMBLEDORE: Welcome to our very first Hogwarts Christmas Play! Itíll be tons of fun!
SLYTHERINS: BOO! THIS SUCKS!
DUMBLEDORE: Yíknow, Iíve had it with you Slytherins. Go to the bloody Durmstrang school! GET OUT! I HATE YOU ALL!
SLYTHERINS: *Leave with shocked faces*
DUMBLEDORE: GOD, that felt good. Now, on with the show!
GINNY: My lord, news from Bethlehem.
GINNY: Apparently thereís some new baby whoís supposed to overrule you.
HARRY: What? No one overrules King Bob! I mean, King Herod! We must dispose of him!
RON: HU HU HU!
HARRY: *Whispers* Ron! Itís Ho ho ho! Not Hu hu hu!
RON: I mean, HO HO HO! What seems to be the problem kids!
CHO: Our play is kaput!
NEVILLE: We canít do it without any help!
HARRY: What they said!
RON: Donít worry kids! I can help! Come with me in my spaceship! Weíll go to Planet Santa in the Ford Galaxy (adjacent to the Milky Way), and be blissfully, blissfully happy until the end of our days!
NEVILLE: *Checks his lines* Ö YAAY!
RON: Letís go!
CHO: *Climbs in spaceship*
NEVILLE: *Climbs in spaceship*
DUMBLEDORE: *Comes on stage* That was wonderful everyone! Unfortunately, everyone that was in the play is getting sued two million dollars each for infringing on copyright laws and having a certain religion in a book!
HARRY: Aww man!
HERMIONE: Donít worry! We can steal the money from our movie counterparts!
RON: Of course! Rupert has loads of money! And he just wastes it on putting all of that electrical fencing around his house so that the crazed girl fans *Glares at any of you Female Rupert Lovers reading this story* canít get into his house!
HERMIONE: Excellent! Letís go!
GINNY: Hey professor! Your beardís on fire!
DUMBLEDORE: Huh? *Notices his beard is getting fried by one of the stage lights* SON OF A--
EVERY STUDENT: *Gawks in shock at Dumbledore*
DUMBLEDORE: I mean Ö whoops! Clumsy me! *Runs out*
K, awl done! Have you seen Blazing Saddles? Cuz I recognize some lines from that movie! YAY!
I'd say The 'Funni'-est Christmas...blah blah blah...
OH MY SANTA! (get it? cuz 'santa' 'lanta' ' as in: oh my lanta!' and the story has santa in it... oh never mind...) HAHAHAHAHAHA! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA WOW I'M SO KOOKOO ACTUALLY I'M REALLY HYPER AND THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY YAY HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Umm... anyhoo, great story! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahem...
Ha! That was the funniest business in the company! I mean... that was the funniest company in the business! I mean, golly gee whillikers, that story sure was keen! I mean... it was funny, alright?! Sheesh.
I love how you make inanimate (that how you spell it?) have a part! Like: TIME: Passes
ALARM: goes off
I also love how you... um... k, I loved everything! (still do, matter o' fact)
Wow, this was so clever! I'm impressed!
It was real good, it just skipped stuff a lot, it was really fast-ish. It just wasn't all that deep like your other ones. It really didn't show all their 'awww, lovey dovey complicated hate/love relationship' But still, I REALLY LOVED IT anyway! I'm actually kind sorta like in love with James. (geez, how embarrassing. he's not real!) so any James/Lily fics are my faves! Well, most... As long as I like 'em! (that made no sense...yes it did...Oh, whatever!)
'He knew that no one in the world could imagine that at this very moment, *Lord Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, and Harry Potter were walking down the same street, and not trying to kill each other.*'
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Oh my God that was SOOOO FUNNY! Tom's a little whiney baby, now isn't he?! That's how I always picture Voldemort. After I read The Dark Lord's Blog by none other that Schmerg_The_Impaler, anyway. THIS IS SO GREAT IT'S EXACTLY THE HUMOR FIC I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR! MIRACLES!
How can 'Tom' not be feeling incredibly guilty? That evil, nasty, ugly...guy! Grrrr...
Sooo... does Voldy Poo wear undergarments? Geez, don't answer that! Yes, answer that! I wanna know! I gotta know! Why DOES everybody question Voldy's undergarment situation...?
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! HARRY SLAMMED A BOOK IN DUDLEY'S FACE AND HE SHOULD GET IN TROUBLE BUT HE SHOULDNT CUZ HES A GOOD GUY AND DUDLEYS NOT! YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY!
'He had even learned the different colors of underwear Harry had. Yes, quite disturbing, but true. It wasn't really information Lord Voldemort needed, but oh well.'
Umm...? Wow... Haahahahaha! Voldy actually took the time to learn the color of Harry Potter's underwear? Oh...kay...?
'Living the summer with Harry Potter was truly a learning experience that Voldemort would never forget.'
You got it, dude!
THIS WAS SOOOOO HILARIOUS AND INTERESTING!
Ha! Harry called him Voldypoo! (I prefer to spell it one word with a 'y') Yes! Cuz that's his official name now in my opinion. I bet the first thing Voldy says when they're back to normal is "Avada Kedavra!" Wouldn't put it past him, the bugger...
HA! OH-- MY-- I-- CAN'T--BREATHE--LAUGH--HA-- HA-- DYING-- NEED-- AIR-- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVED THE DELETED SCENE OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUNNY THIS IS SO GOING INTO MY FAVORITES OH MY GOD!
It's really good, but your Harry wasn't like JKR's Harry at all, and all the other characters were like JKR's, so it kind of messed up the story, but all in all, I liked it!
Author's Response: Thanks.
AAAAAHHHH! THEY'RE ZOMBIES! NOOOOO! omg, they. are. zombies. zombies. zoooommmmbiiiieeessss... blech. ZOMBIES! MWAH HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! ZOMBIES!
ahem. sorry bout that...
JAMES REMEMBERS CUZ HE WAS SO TOTALLY DRENCHED IN THE WINE SO HE REMEMBERS EV-ER-Y-THING! YYYAAAAAAAYYYYY! Aaaawww... she said she loves him! SA-WEET!
kinda sudar high... I LOVE THIS STORY! But 'exasperated' means..like... 'annoyed' kind of. not tired-ish. Just a heads up!
Goodness, the person who reviewed before me sure is illiterate. That was not an insult... this is loooooooooong...
WHAT?! THAT'S ALL?! "Gosh, Prongs, you really got to take better care of yourself." That's it? BUT SNAPE TRIED TO KILL HIM! HE SHOULD TOTALLY, LIKE, BE EXPELLED! I AM INFURIATED AT THAT SLIMY UGLY GIT! I am in love with James, so anyone who tries to kill him is SO not on my 'People To Talk To' list. Or my 'People to Let Live' list. Ooooo! > (
I cried. And I'll even get all deep on you: Maybe not, because I'm not really a deep-ish type person outside my own head. But I was just so filled with emotion at this...it's great...I'm speechless
I suppose you're a Draco/Hermione shipper? Although I'm not, I have to say thatw as a GREAT story!!!!!!!! If you are a Draco/Hm shipper, why do you think that they should be together?
Author's Response: I guess I just like unlikely romances. plus, there are so amny more plot lines one could come up with and more complications for them. Thanks for the review!
I know I'm a little late, but here's my vote:
PADFOOT PADFOOT PADFOOT!
Now, what about my date?... = P