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Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?

NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5282 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/25/04


Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Everyone

Soooo... I wonder what's with our little Ronnie and Parvati, eh?

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 2: I have no luck

OMG! I love your stories!!! They make me laugh! THIS IS FUNNY!!!

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 3: Not my day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Your stories ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 4: Detention isn't always bad

I have not finished this chapter, but I must say that I think the bug had something to do with Parvati. Too bad 4 her that Ron had to carry her ):)

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 4: Detention isn't always bad

hee hee hee hee hee hee

 

A Very Harry Christmas by Jase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 203]

Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)

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The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18765 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 12/01/04


Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 9: The Nutcracked

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PIECE OF LITERATURE I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THAT EXISTS IN THE WHOLE BIG FAT UNIVERSE! I LOVE YOU! Umm... I love your story...yeah...k...

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 10: It's A Horrible Life

I WILL NOT KILL YOU BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY! K, um, actually...I didn't actually read it yet...I read a little bit...I'll go read more, yes? *zips off to read more*

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 10: It's A Horrible Life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lupin and James? EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

But I'M in love with James! *Pouts*

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 11: The [Insert Adjective Here]-est Christmas Pageant Ever

K, heeeere are my FAV-O-RIT-E PARTS!:

RON: Aww Ö can I be a stage curtain?

*ENTER: RON in a shepherd outfit*

RON: Hey guys! How do I look?

HERMIONE: Like a shepherd.

RON: Shepherd?? I thought this was Michael Jackson! *Leaves moonwalking*

HARRY: But Ö but Ö but Ö

HERMIONE: Stop talking about someoneís butt, Harry. Thatís vulgar.

*ENTER: RON*

RON: *Wearing a wise man outfit* How about this? Is THIS Michael Jackson?

HARRY: Yeah. The satin really shows it.

HERMIONE: BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BLOODY CRUCIO YOU!

RON: *Squeals with fear and runs off like a little sissy girl*

HARRY: HERMIONE! You scared him! Now heís gonna have bad dreams.

HERMIONE: Oops.


DUMBLEDORE: Hi, everyone!

EVERYONE: Hi, Professor Dumbledore!

DUMBLEDORE: Welcome to our very first Hogwarts Christmas Play! Itíll be tons of fun!

SLYTHERINS: BOO! THIS SUCKS!

DUMBLEDORE: Yíknow, Iíve had it with you Slytherins. Go to the bloody Durmstrang school! GET OUT! I HATE YOU ALL!

SLYTHERINS: *Leave with shocked faces*

DUMBLEDORE: GOD, that felt good. Now, on with the show!

GINNY: My lord, news from Bethlehem.

HARRY: Kinky.

GINNY: Apparently thereís some new baby whoís supposed to overrule you.

HARRY: What? No one overrules King Bob! I mean, King Herod! We must dispose of him!

RON: HU HU HU!

HARRY: *Whispers* Ron! Itís Ho ho ho! Not Hu hu hu!

RON: I mean, HO HO HO! What seems to be the problem kids!

CHO: Our play is kaput!

NEVILLE: We canít do it without any help!

HARRY: What they said!

RON: Donít worry kids! I can help! Come with me in my spaceship! Weíll go to Planet Santa in the Ford Galaxy (adjacent to the Milky Way), and be blissfully, blissfully happy until the end of our days!

CHO: YAAY!

HARRY: YAAY!

NEVILLE: *Checks his lines* Ö YAAY!

RON: Letís go!

CHO: *Climbs in spaceship*

NEVILLE: *Climbs in spaceship*

DUMBLEDORE: *Comes on stage* That was wonderful everyone! Unfortunately, everyone that was in the play is getting sued two million dollars each for infringing on copyright laws and having a certain religion in a book!

HARRY: Aww man!

HERMIONE: Donít worry! We can steal the money from our movie counterparts!

RON: Of course! Rupert has loads of money! And he just wastes it on putting all of that electrical fencing around his house so that the crazed girl fans *Glares at any of you Female Rupert Lovers reading this story* canít get into his house!

HERMIONE: Excellent! Letís go!

GINNY: Hey professor! Your beardís on fire!

DUMBLEDORE: Huh? *Notices his beard is getting fried by one of the stage lights* SON OF A--

EVERY STUDENT: *Gawks in shock at Dumbledore*

DUMBLEDORE: I mean Ö whoops! Clumsy me! *Runs out*



K, awl done! Have you seen Blazing Saddles? Cuz I recognize some lines from that movie! YAY!


I'd say The 'Funni'-est Christmas...blah blah blah...

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Flightmare Before Christmas

OH MY SANTA! (get it? cuz 'santa' 'lanta' ' as in: oh my lanta!' and the story has santa in it... oh never mind...) HAHAHAHAHAHA! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA WOW I'M SO KOOKOO ACTUALLY I'M REALLY HYPER AND THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY YAY HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Umm... anyhoo, great story! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahem...

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 2: A Christmas Scarol

Ha! That was the funniest business in the company! I mean... that was the funniest company in the business! I mean, golly gee whillikers, that story sure was keen! I mean... it was funny, alright?! Sheesh.

I love how you make inanimate (that how you spell it?) have a part! Like: TIME: Passes
ALARM: goes off
I also love how you... um... k, I loved everything! (still do, matter o' fact)

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 3: How The Snape Stole Christmas

Wow, this was so clever! I'm impressed!

 

Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 2: Parvati's Revenge

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! OMG SOOO FUNNY!!!!! Have you read every HP book? 12345&6?!

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 3: Ron's Revenge

Yes, I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR STORY!!! SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 5: Hermione's revenge

hee hee hee!!!! Who is the annoying person who sits behind Hermione?

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 7: Stuck to a shelf in a pink dress

GINNY GINNY GINNY!!!!! AGH! NO! I READ UR AUTHORS NOTE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH U!!! **punches walls, yelling** PARVATI?! NOOOOOO!!! GINNY!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 8: Trouble in the Dragon's Lair

UH-OH!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 10: The Truth Revealed

dum dum dum! NOT NOT NOT! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a new story coming out (hopefully!!!) so u gotta read it! its my first so go easy on me, k?!

 

All I ever wanted was you... by The Marauder
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 72]

Summary: One night Lily discovers a side of James shes never seen before...could this really be the same guy?!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1179 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/29/04 Updated: 12/29/04


Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

It was real good, it just skipped stuff a lot, it was really fast-ish. It just wasn't all that deep like your other ones. It really didn't show all their 'awww, lovey dovey complicated hate/love relationship' But still, I REALLY LOVED IT anyway! I'm actually kind sorta like in love with James. (geez, how embarrassing. he's not real!) so any James/Lily fics are my faves! Well, most... As long as I like 'em! (that made no sense...yes it did...Oh, whatever!)

 

Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 327]

Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26129 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 02/19/05


Reviewer: ginny202 Signed
Date: 03/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Attack

'He knew that no one in the world could imagine that at this very moment, *Lord Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, and Harry Potter were walking down the same street, and not trying to kill each other.*'


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Oh my God that was SOOOO FUNNY! Tom's a little whiney baby, now isn't he?! That's how I always picture Voldemort. After I read The Dark Lord's Blog by none other that Schmerg_The_Impaler, anyway. THIS IS SO GREAT IT'S EXACTLY THE HUMOR FIC I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR! MIRACLES!

 
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